Assed Poems - Poems about Assed

...They found it profitable. the extraction of wastewater foam to be mixed with Detergent and using air pressure to create a rich lather. then mixing it with the wastewater foam. It is then redpie......Read the rest...

...The slots spin, the casino’s siren song bellows its flashy music-box tune. Click, click, click…. O so close! “It’s not gambling,” she says, “it’s just a half-assed prayer we ritually rep......Read the rest...

...“Speak from the heart” What a load of crap Cut straight to the point did this all even matter? From the start, the middle to that bitter-sweet end A strange affair A compilation of half-assed......Read the rest...

...Know of a lady Who patiently waited To at last be seen Seen and heard Given the merest scraps Biding her time Time she watched fly as the swiftest bird Always warmed with coffee in h......Read the rest...

...Time Passed The sky was clear, the ocean blue, it was long ago We walked along without fear, soft breezes blew, with the sky aglow. Puffed white clouds above, ......Read the rest...

...'Twas the night before Christmas, and I could not sleep, so I left my bed; without so much as a peep. And headed to the kitchen for something to eat, buck naked, except for the slippers on......Read the rest...

...Never go back to look for them, those things you lost, not just things, like your hair, or a favorite pocket knife. Remember 'Teddy Boys' ? You were born too late to wear the slim suited, dra......Read the rest...

...7/5/22 Can it be done? Possibly Will I do it underneath the moon and sun? Probably Honestly It all use to bother me I was born in it, but I don't want to die in poverty For a long time I wa......Read the rest...

...Limericks VIII plus one Lead-In Poem Updated Advice to Amorous Bachelors by Michael R. Burch At six-thirty, feeling flirty, I put on the hurdy-gurdy ... But Ms. Purdy, all alert-y, ......Read the rest...

...Half Time March David J Walker And there I was Half floating on top of Army barracks I am familiar with Half running the gauntlet of a Hungry basic training camp Half blowing Taps at......Read the rest...

...An Animal Tangible with a Cannibal knew an animal we think can be tangible with a cannibal what we said out loud about things are always proud to God have head bowed heard that a bunch......Read the rest...

...I’m a recovering Catholic drug fiend and addict, a drunk, a thief and ex-con, musician, writer, half assed poet, and fighter, a drifter, failed husband and father, horrible dancer, an e......Read the rest...

...This piece is based on a true series of events -- First time me an’ Jessie seen him - walkin’ in from nowheres - couldn’t o’ been a stranger sight - as each of us recalls, But I’d been kinda ......Read the rest...

...Love is a lot like swimming. Some people dip their foot in before deciding if it’s okay, others just nose dive straight into the deep end. I am one of those reckless divers, barely rememb......Read the rest...

...The pencil now resting the image was 'testing' for the creature before him, (his badly-drawn drawin') had come out 'not right' somewhat twisted and tight. The picture in question, it burst with su......Read the rest...