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Frank

It passed him  by how much he spent to card tap happenings 
old school drunk  home found wrapped on the mat again 
Take it back sacks honour cracks hes grappling tryna build facts past just like he clasp vasline
How's a man last with the past world grasping him
Stuck and holding fast only things flasks masking him 
Sorrows or the horrors of his making turn directions 
Choosing life or exit signs emergency protection 
Last glass was half assed let's make this one a winner
No rent goodbye when roof is sky a bentos pie for dinner
Tryna lean to something just to calm his own beliefs
Knowing that to pass the time 
he sleeps as light release

Premium Member Lupine

“The wolf loves only once, for life; never crossing bloodlines, never betraying. If its mate dies, it chooses solitude over replacement” from University of Life Tribute

Loyalty he bestowed on the one he would defend
Until the day his dear mate 
Passed tragically away.
Inconsolably, he mourned where her lifeless body lay.
Numb now, he has gone out on his own,
Ever more to be again . . . alone.

Premium Member Goldie Lox - B-WARE

Once Upon A
Tyyiyime...

TIME

There/They're/Their

Were 3 Bare-Bare-Bares...

BARE-Assed Stupidity,

BARE Necessities,

And Honey Bear, I'm BAREly Alive.

***

ONE OF THEM LIKES EVERYTHING 

                TOO HOT!!!

-Gray Squirrel

09-29-2025


Premium Member Two legged Toxins

When they become a toxin in your mind, 
when they steal, lie, and threaten your life,
even if they're blood, it's time to cut ALL ties.
Your heart was not meant to be used as a spittoon.
Your mind was not meant to be used as a trampoline 
for their a flimsy-half assed sobriety.

Walk away, cut them loose before they spit and cut on you.
Your life is a precious gem to be treated with great respect.
Two-legged toxins dull luster and fang the pulse from the neck.

Premium Member Chirps on a Wire

Growing old, things loved and cherished come and go.
Phone calls- text messages thinning. 
Tossed aside in a world of folly and thickening frost-
 
Growing old in a world that keeps getting colder.
Hard faces-hovering over graying steps.
Cobwebs in the corner of an empty nest.

Growing old, another funeral procession -one friend less. 
Life becoming an endless blue eulogy-nothing more, nothing less.
Layers of experiences - wisdom making very little difference

Growing old, what am I to leave behind...
A fistful of photos- memories forgotten
A few half-assed poems 
a small sack of dirty dimes.

Where does time go when it's tired?
Years lost to a breeze-like a willow in spring.
Hard times and regret chirp away at the mind
Like sparrows on a line-so little time.

Where did the time go,
I wish I could buy a little bit more.
To release this overdue dream from its chrysalis.
Place barbed words back in the voice box.
Pay the toll for goals unmet.
I need a bit more time for apologies.  
To tether forgiveness to regret.

Where did the time go, growing old?

Torment

A wind blasted tree,
not lightning struck,
but raped
by a heartless wind.

Just the one tree
on a bare-assed hill,
It stands pallid and naked,
its bark striped away
by raging teeth.

I pick up a stick from the ground,
it’s a severed branch
as stiff as an artificial limb,
tap the storm-shorn trunk,
note that the tree
is not hollow yet.

If lightning had split it,
it would have echoed
a deeper, deadlier silence.

Within the wood
is a narrowly constricted throat,
it is still able to speak
through that elongated windpipe.

What did I hear?
I heard a caged wind
being strangled to death,
and death, it had a ghost-white face,

that’s what I heard,
that's what I thought I saw
through wide, and astonished eyes.


Premium Member Kamala's Turned Up the Gas

     Harris can’t run from her record, for sure
     Never admitted Biden's health was poor
       Not running ‘half-assed’
       She’s turned up the gas
     Insisting the southern border’s secure

Premium Member Moth Man Lament

Chasing this into that, chasing that into this.
Chasing silhouettes into a half-assed crevasse.
Echoing, "Boy, what is your purpose on this good earth?" 

Poking the dark for a piece of velvet, a note from a harp.
A claw pokes at the skin of the soul.
A change of direction is needed again... pronto.
Mamma was right. Nothing good comes out of the dark.

Eating the light like a greasy moth. 
Pitting parched lips against brightness.
Just another false prophet holding an empty Bic pen.
In the cul-de-sac of middle-class wish.

At least it was an honest attempt to find a grain of meaning.
In the dusk of my breath, the same silhouette yaps...
"Man, what is your purpose on this planet"?

Praying in the Golden Temple

The slots spin,
the casino’s siren song
bellows its flashy music-box tune.

Click, click, click….

O so close!

“It’s not gambling,” she says,
“it’s just a half-assed prayer
we ritually repeat to a sleeping deity.
one that doesn’t like germy fingers
poking at her all night.

Don’t forget to wash your hands,
they provide restrooms,
for when we are tired
of crapping out
on the craps tables.”

Too Little Too Late

Know of a lady
Who patiently waited

To at last be seen
Seen and heard

Given the merest scraps
 Biding her time

Time she watched fly
as the swiftest bird

Always warmed with coffee in her bed
that he chilled from his own on the couch
 
And if you ask him if he loved 
his love for her would vouch

Yet he never sought to hold her
In the cradle of his arms

That he wrapped around a pillow
As to set off no alarms

Avoidant love is no love at all
Loves a verb not a word or some halfhearted token

Trinkets and roses and card bedside that's 
her life as her spirit you've broken


never feeling the inclination to act  in ways 
Causing another strife

Till suffering year upon year 
As his beloved wife

She said when she saw the flowers
the first in twenty odd years

The sight of them belated enraged her
Enraged her to the point of tears
 

You love non connection be honest
Save your cash and keep to  your crib 

If she could you know she would gladly
hand you back your rib

So afraid of being hurt you
Half assed your way into pain

 Now rest assured at least from her
you won't be put through it again

Time Passed

Time Passed
The sky was clear,
    the ocean blue,
        it was long ago

We walked along without fear,
    soft breezes blew,
        with the sky aglow.

Puffed white clouds above,
    sailed across the skies,
        we watched the flight of a pure white dove.

Back at that time,
    there was very little crime,
        and we shared our sighs.

But those times have passed,
    parents by their children are sassed,
        and everyone thinks they're bad assed.

Premium Member Ham And Cheese On A Bun

It was the night before Christmas, and I couldn't sleep,
I got out of bed without so much as a peep.
And headed to the kitchen for something to eat,
buck naked, except for the slippers on my feet.

I didn't dare turn on the nightlight and wake my wife,
for the last time I did that, she threatened my life.
The house was dead quiet; I could not hear a sound
as I ventured downstairs, feeling my way around.

I got to the living room, stumbling a few times,
then I heard music that sounded like Christmas chimes.
So, I went to the window and pulled back the drapes,
thinking the neighbors were playing some Christmas tapes.

I forgot I was as naked as a jaybird;
till I heard the loudest scream I had ever heard.
The church quire was midnight-caroling on my lawn,
and in plain view, I stood bare-assed, not a stitch on.

Judging by the faces I saw scrambling to leave,
I don't think they'll ever forget this Christmas Eve.
It was never my intent to flash anyone,
I simply wanted a ham and cheese on a bun.

Never Go Back To What Was Never Found

Never go back to look for them,
those things you lost,
not just things, like your hair,
or a favorite pocket knife.

Remember 'Teddy Boys' ?
You were born too late
to wear the slim suited, drain pipes, 
velvet collared -
all that duck-assed brylcreemed cut,
so why keep looking for what was never you?

There was a time
when you were always au courante,
always abreast of yourself.
Billy the Kid had nothing on your swagger.
Oscar Wilde and Dorian Gray
packaged for eternity, 
Bogey and Becall - bundled,

but you kept going back
to look for what you missed
and so missed the train
to Dorking Surry,
and never met that girl.

Premium Member Halftime March

Half Time March
David J Walker

And there I was

Half floating on top of 
Army barracks I am familiar with

Half running the gauntlet of a 
Hungry basic training camp

Half blowing Taps at night but 
The Flag won’t come down

Half standing in line for a 
Two-year-old movie I didn’t 
Like the first time

Half-naked and out of uniform
From the waist up 

Half-assed shine on my 
Combat boots

Halfway to the front 
When I heard the shooting stop

Halfway home when they 
Called me back 

Half asleep when I
Awake at my civilian home 

Half happy/Half sad
At the time past

Animal Tangible With a Cannibal

An Animal Tangible with a Cannibal 

knew an animal
we think can be tangible
with a cannibal 

what we said out loud
about things are always proud
to God have head bowed

heard that a bunch of
Indians who are half assed
were called semi holes

have called home a lodge
ran over in my garage
now need a massage

say it enough times
everyone will believe it
so say it again

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