Obituary of DAVID FRED JONES-
Here we gather today to pay homage of a lost brother whom lived and died
We honor him with are presents as we mourn his lost of live in this plane and time.. Today we celebrate the life of he whom we know and loved..
Obituary
Name: David Fred Jones
Nicknames: Dave/Too Tall Tavid
Date of birth: Thursday 11th January 1979 (Age 40)
Star sign: Capricorn
Nationality: British
Ethnicity: Mixed
Social class: Middle class
Religion:Agnostic
Sexuality: Straight
Education: PhD Business and Political science College graduate
Political views: Left
Relationship status: in a relationship with Wade Emma Dean(engaged)
Probable age if death 62
Probably cause of death killed during an extreme ironing competition
Coinciding with chronic lower respiratory disease heart disease from falling off a cliff
Funeral noteworthy attendees...
Wade Emma Dean, aged 70 girlfriend
Weston Herb Norton 62 friend
Elsie Israel Jones (nee Craig) aged 92 mother
Maximus Sonny Jones 67 brother
Kelly Ashton Shannon ex girl friend
Rest
In
Peace
DAVID FRED JONES
~1/11/79-5/12/19~
5/12/19
I'm a fan of Johnny Depp, Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, Orlando Bloom, Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie, Selena Gomez, Ariande Grande, Goo Goo Dolls, Eminem, Rheanna, Dr. Phil, Ellen Degeneres, Paris Jackson, Taylor Swift, Lily-Rose Depp, Winona Ryder, Kate Moss, The Clooneys, and Royalty. Who are you a fan of?
An ‘International Poet’
Is his own claim to fame
With seven books all published
It seems he knows his game
He covers many genres
Satire to tragedy
He wants his special messages
To impact you and me
Some poems are his very own
It’s not too hard to tell
The rhythm often faltering
And he doesn’t rhyme too well
But sometimes there’s an entry
That stops you in your track
When something seems familiar
And then your brains you rack
Where could I have seen it?
I’ve read it all before
I told my friends about it
They told me to make sure
And so I searched the Internet
And I looked everywhere
Then there it was, the self same one
And the author’s name was there!
So I put pen to paper
To say I was surprised
That he had said he’d written it
The work was plagiarised
He never got back to me
He hasn’t made a sound
But I’ll stick around for now
Although he’s gone to ground
Written by Ros Hicks 5th December 2018
MEET
On a journey we go to Ashton to meet our fellow pagan
friends down at Eclipse. They are just like us
and we all have fun together coz we share similar beliefs.
We count down the days down to Halloween
when we will get together for our Meek
to drink to the witches and celebrate the ritual.
Everyone shall become one as the gods and goddesses come
and join us as the boundaries between our earth and the spirits
thins and our worlds combine. The beliefs that have lasted centuries
shall come forth and continue to do so for millennia.
from my earlier pagan days.
for those interested i write as nick armbrister and jimmy boom semtex. lots of stuff online.
Hush now the angel says
She is trying to show me her ways
she is coming to me here
In pure white she takes away your fear
no more troubles await you
with no more worries to go through
feeling just a peaceful bliss
blessed with an angels kiss
it is time for you to leave
hush now the angel says
she is trying to show you her ways
time to cross that iron gate
for it is your fate
she takes your hand across that line
everything will finally be just fine
no longer trapped inside your body
for the angel has come to set you free
hush now the angel says
she is trying to show you her ways
she brings no more tears
she takes your hand and you both disappear
hush now the angel says
you can now watch over your family in so many ways
by bettie l. avery for my mom Marge Ashton-Avery may you rest in peace now mom I love you mom
Ashton Kutcher
Funny man in skin
Tight blue jeans win
My respect times ten!
Nude is a disrespect
Like it or not to your fans
Put on your pants
Before we get MAD & BAD
Please everyone go to Ashton Kutchers facebook page and tell him to keep his pants on it is disgusting!!
May18th 2008,my daughters` labour was started
sat by her bedside,our hands they were not parted
sharing her every breath,every pain
holding back to refrain.
The tears that could easily flow
needed strenghth for me to show
i was with her all the way
`cos in the end,it will pay.
Around 5 am,things came to a head
Hannah,gripping my hand,also the bed
i panicked and rang the emergency bell
nurses flew in " o what the hell"
In a panic i had mistakenly pressed the wrong one
we can all laugh, now that it`s all gone.
However, Hannah gave birth to Ashton, a healthy boy
as you can guess, he is my little pride and joy.
" A SHEER PLEASURE TO HEAR ASHTON CRY "
On collecting my grandson
i asked where he would like to go
he said " The park to feed the ducks, Grandad"
"the park it is " Ashton, i said.
Was a mere ten minute stroll, to our local park
sun shining down, clear blue sky
approaching the gates,was an ice cream van
walking towards the animalS, icelollys in hand
Ashton`s eyes lit up, with happiness, when he seen the animals
we had carrots,cabbabe and bread for their feed
knelt feeding the rabbits,through a meshed fence
onto the duck pond, a balloon seller filling with heleium
On the corner of the mass of green lush fields
children playing, ballons taking to the sky
multitude of colours,children crying
parents back to buy more.
Paul beadnall. For Francine Roberts .. Happiness is a balloon.
17/72011
Some men might prefer kitty cats
oh so pretty, but they might be brats!
The mature feline, though,
is the one in the “know”
and is better at dealing with rats!
To the Cougar’s “prey“, I say fear not!
It can be a good thing to get caught.
Ashton Kutcher’s not blind.
Maybe you too can find
a cougar both wealthy and hot!
By Andrea Dietrich
Inspired by Dr. Ram Mehta's Contest:
"Cougar Effect"
Knowing you is the biggest accomplishment in my life.
Loving you is being alive.
It is being higher and touching the sky.
Not a day goes by without the
Thought of you being in my mind.
I do not know how to say it better,
Than the way I am writing it down on this paper.
Why do I feel this way?
Why do I need you near me every moment of every day?
Without you there wouldn't be a sunrise in the morning,
Or a sunset in the evening.
From silhouetted anger to a steady life's peace,
I rub the blood from my eyes that I shed for you. For Ashton
my three precius babies mummy loves you lots and lots
James your my first funny and smart.
A precius little angel you are.
My little baby boy.
Encouraginly you move a mountain.
Smiles entwined with happiness for us all to see.
Michael your my second child your quite but always smiling.
Inspiration comes from your heart.
Caring and kindness is all you give.
Hate for your daddy makes me really glum.
A child of five should have a dad to love.
Exstasy was becoming your mum.
Love from your family will never fade away.
Ashton your my third and my last your bubbly and happy you are.
Shy you are not but you like to pretend .
Happy with laughter the terrible two's begin.
Tempers and tantrums are scary but true throwing furniture you should not do.
Open up ur hand il guide you threw the light.
Naughty, cheeky,kind and smart your my little star.
Show Me Your England, Ashton
Show Me Your England, Dear
Show Me Your England, Ashton
Now, That I’m Finally Here…
He Took Me To New London Bridge
He Took Me To The Tower
And The House Of Lords And The Privileged
As Big Ben Chimed The Hour
He Took Me To Piccadilly Square
… Rode On The River Thames
England, Is Extraordinaire
And I’m Glad I Saw It With Him
… To The Palace Of Buckingham
Then Again To Parliament
At Hyde Park, We Had Tea And Jam
Then A Pub, For Refreshment
But Of The Sights, That He Chose
The Best Is; I Saw The Queen!
The Next Day, When I Arose…
Why… It Had Been A Dream… So…
Show Me, Your England, Ashton
Show Me Your England, Dear
Show Me Your England, Ashton
Now, That I’m Finally Here…
I SAT THERE AND WAITED ON YOU TO COME,TO SEE WHAT I HAVE DONE FOR YOU.
I PRAYED TO YOU TO SEE THE GOOD DEED I HAVE DONE,I SHARED MY LOVE FOR YOU,
AND SHOWED THEM HOW MUCH YOU CARED,WE CRYED OUT TO YOU AND HEARD
YOUR CALLING AND SMILED AFTER THAT.I KISS MY KIDS AT NIGHT AND THANK YOU FOR
THEM.I CRYED WHEN I WAS SAD AND YOU PICKED ME UP WHEN I WAS GLAD.I FELL TO MY
KNEES AND WEEPED WHEN THEY BEAT YOU AND NAIL YOU ON THE CROSS.I SMILED BECAUSE
YOU CAME RIGHT BACK TO ME.I HAVE RYTHME IN MY FINGERS TO WRITE,SO I WRITE TO
SAY I LOVE,YOU SHOWED ME SO MUCH IN LIFE THAT I KNOW AM YOUR CHILD.I GAVE YOU
MY HEART TO HOLD FOREVER.I SONG OUT TO YOU AND FELT YOU RAINY DAYS FALL ON ME.I
LOVE YOU FOR THE MAN YOU GAVE ME AND IN ALL REALLTY I TELL YOU I LOVE YOU
FIRST.THANK YOU FOR ALLOWING ME TO WRITE THIS POEM I LOVE YOU TOO.
BY ASHTON HAMILTON
IN THE LIGHT I SEEM TO MISS THE ONE THING I MISS THE MOST,
THE TASTE OF PAIN AGAINST THE WINDOW PLAIN, I SET FORTH TO SEE
THE UNSEEN IN THE YARD I ONCE PLAYED AT GROWING UP AS A LITTLE GIRL,
I BLINK AND BLINK TO STEADY MY EYE'S BUT THE SKY SEEMS TO FALL,
I TRY TO SQEEZE OUT A LITTLE OF MY LIGHT TO FILL THE WORLD,SO I COULD SEE
DEEP DOWN IN SIDE, MY LIFE SEEM TO FADE AWAY IN A GLARE OF THE NIGHT,I HOPE TO
FEEL THE HEAT ON MY CHEEK AND THE TAN I ONCE BEGUN TO FEEL,BUT YET NO ONE SEEM
TO CARE,I BEEN TRAPPED DOWN HERE FOR I DON'T SEEM TO CARE,TRYING TO REMEBER THE
DAYS FROM MONTHS,I CALL OUT HELP BUT THE NIGHT SEEMS TO COME SLOWER AND
SLOWER.I SIT AND WAIT AND DOSE OFF TO AWAKENED BY A MORNING RAVE.GOODNIGHT.
BY ASHTON HAMILTON 5/18/2009
I have their pictures.
But they don't know.
How I think of them daily.
And love them so.
I was there at their birth.
But they don't know.
I heard their first cries.
Counted tiny fingers and toes
I am their Grandma.
But they don't know.
That those shadowy memories
Are of us long ago.
I pray to the Lord.
But they don't know.
To keep them safe.
From every foe.
I just have their pictures.
But they don't know.
That I heard their first cries.
Counted tiny fingers and toes.......Grandma Marilyn
I Love U Angel,Ashton,Justin,Nicholas,Brooklyn Dalton and Storm Rush
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