Funny Appreciation Poems

i am not a great writer
a profound thinker 
i haven’t even graduated high school
but something about you 
sends words screaming through my brain
begging to be...

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The things I have to put up with because of you humans
How would you like it if you didn't get cleaned , every day I...

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I love chocolate soup the best! 
Served after a hefty meal. 
There’s always room for dessert 
When it comes to poetry. 
So sickly sweet it...

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I'm trying to count on these fingers the umbrellas
I've lost on windy days: wasn't it hard chasing them?
And swallowing raindrops, I challenged the mayhem!
Wasn't it...

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When I don’t see your face
It’s like the wind has abandoned sail
And my sins become my fail
For your passion has always saved me

But on strange...

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          Welcome to the land of...

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"What sort of world
be home to those
who goes about
judging all souls
of what they do
be right or wrong
and how'd they know
of this-and-that
be bad or good
be alsoooo,...

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How to attach a shower curtain...

I revisit rather than write from scratch
a poem crafted May twenty third 
two thousand and twenty
since the following words apropos
and...

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The smell of cantaloupe is enticing
Yearning to feel it’s smoothly texture
It beckons me to it with an unworldly call
The slippery flesh is on my earthly...

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O Luke o dare, Sad Truth Very Lucky 
Kwick rape picker o thus boot passed away
O dare thus boot duck, wiggle
[Passport please ... okay you...

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I've said it once
And I will say it again
That girls have always been a mystery
They are like buses
That won't come
Then suddenly you get three

They look...

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I think I am getting soft
I used to hold myself aloft 
I came in from outside
Where I prefer to hide
This old dude
Do not mean to...

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         HUMPTY DUMPTY


       Just close to main gate in front of...

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I have visited 
my grandmom
who lives in
saint louis

and maybe
you had that plan too,
in this coming 
summer

and thanks to God 
I made it this spring 
and...

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#2:  A Day Ends

Amidst the noisy sand castles crumble,
afeared shook ceases, a slamming silence,
tis a rippling pond cross o'er to humble,
tranquility transfers, hours for...

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