Animal Ape Poems

The shrewdness of apes delights me so
I barely know where to turn, when to go.
They are more fun than a drift of hogs.
Who smell to...

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What Girl Apes wear for Formals

Gibbons’
ribbons

Favorite Fruit at Ape Buffet

Great apes
ate grapes

A Chimp’s Seafood Diet

Pete’s chimp
eats shrimp

Out of Control Chimpanze

Spaz Chimp
has limp

Raised for Courage

No chimps
grow...

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The apes are winning because they stole the fastest bike.
We are trying to keep up, but I am riding a rusty trike.
They are mountain climbing...

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Intrepid camel, name of ibn Shlumpf
Romantic alias ~ Abdullah Heffalumpf
  He went ape for the babes, this
  Dromedary of all trades
He just wished...

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Gorilla My Dreams sang me a moody torch song with these lyrics:

Why does your soul feel like a hole
Wherein a mole used to hide
Why does...

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There once was a man from Manila,
    Who said, i'm the best lady killer.
    His mate got him a...

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Living in he jungle, no fear to hold,
fighting, always standing bold.
Piloting in the breeze,
swinging on vines through the trees.
His best friends, the creatures there,
to each...

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If an ape came into my living room, 
And could talk fluently and converse, 
I’d speak with him about sociology, 
Or to her about avoiding...

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Governed by our beastly needs
We don our frocks and mount our steeds...

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