Beaten By Apes

The apes are winning because they stole the fastest bike. We are trying to keep up, but I am riding a rusty trike. They are mountain climbing as fast as they can. Come on! I urge my partner. Let’s be the man! The apes are ahead, by too many laps to count. They are laughing the day away on the bike they mount. I am irritated now, for they are gloating so hard. Come on! I urge my partner. Let’s move our lard! The apes just won the contest, and the golden prize. I was so angry, I could barely see out of my irritated eyes. They got the purple ribbon, and they bragged away. Frankly, my partner has had a much better day.