Annoyment Poems - Poems about Annoyment

Refurbished Nursery Rhymes: Little Bo Peep Or the Consequenes of Sleeping On the Job

...A shepherd girl named Bo Peep lost her sheep and her Jeep
And didn't know where to find them.
She fell asleep stoned,
When she woke they were gone,
Leaving hoof prints and tire tracks behind them...