Funny Animal Poems

There once was a man who found sleep
Through enumeration of sheep.
Not those in his head,
But roaming instead,
He’d census the sheep in his keep.
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      ‘Here come some more of them
        Plenty of little kids too
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I've never, ever seen my dog, 
'Cause he does not exist.
I try to explain this fact to him, 
But the truth he does resist. 

He...

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The octopus sometimes forgets
Its suckers when gerbils it pets.
It sticks to its arm,
Then falls, to some harm,
Which both of them deeply regrets.
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Suzie lived next door to Tom, and their families were the best of friends;
Like toffee clouds, chasing rainbows, once the blue storm wildly spends!

Tom and...

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On a pretty funny note
Pup eats paper like a goat
Digests it pretty easily too
Will he have such good luck with daddy’s shoe?...

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It was a perfect day, a sunny golden day.
I felt the gentle sweep of easy breezes,
the music of the wind.
It was my daily stroll around...

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An eagle, named Ernie, so keen,
Tried to wrestle a snake, quite obscene.
It rattled and hissed,
Then gave Ernie a twist,
"That's not flying," he squawked, "what I...

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The Zebra has a puzzling name,
Alphabet letters strangely cast,
It finishes off with the first,
After starting off with the last!

The Zebra is a cunning beast,
It blends...

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A lion, named Leo, so proud,
Tried to share a joke, quite aloud.
The hyena, named Hank,
Just gave him a yank,
"That's not funny," he howled, in the...

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a horse named
Lollipop
dug a hole

a mole
told Lollipop
to stop

but Lollipop
dug
dug
dug

so the mole
trotted with a
clipperty clop



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I see her kitten again.
It he trying, or is he dying?
Is it feline immunodeficiency?

Why doesn’t she fall back in love
with that husband?
What when that kitten...

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Evening Alone

I sit here alone this evening
And watch as the shadows grow.
I look back on days of youth,
and forward to growing old

I think what I...

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The knights that in histories lurk,
They never wore spandex to work.
O’er heroes today
That dress in this way,
The dragons, they snort and they smirk.
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A cheeky young monkey named Lou,
Whose antics were quite a to-do.
He'd steal every hat,
Then swing where you sat,
And grin, "Just a prank, me and you!"

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