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Funny Animal Poems

These Funny Animal poems are examples of Animal poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Animal Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member A Mouse Or A Mountain
Growing up,
I was the runt of the litter.
My siblings called me Cute,
because I was the youngest one.
It was very hard growing up as a little...

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Categories: animal, family, giggle, home,



Premium Member Dogtrot
There is only one port-a-pot
and all the pups are quite distraught.
	The largest bladder of all
	inside a poodle so small!
He’s peeing at a full dogtrot!...

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Categories: animal, cute, dog, funny,

Premium Member hillbillies dairy cow
Hillbillies got a dairy cow and trained it up right
It mooed and bellowed all through the first night
Drank some moonshine and did a crazy petootsie...

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Categories: animal,

Those Giraffes
Once I had left my tea to cool
and two giraffes thought me a fool
they stuck their heads in
and formed a big grin
before drinking my tea....

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Categories: animal, cute, funny, silly,

Premium Member Dine and Dash
Dine and dash we are on the go
look at all the food below
warm soup is for me
with crackers and brie
are we eating real fast or...

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Categories: animal, food, friend, giggle,



Premium Member Giraffe Laugh
Like, Yogi and Boo-Boo out on the trail. 
With heads in the clouds it’s easy to smell 
food; even that on the ground. 
Three porridges...

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Categories: adventure, africa, animal, fun,

Premium Member Teddy Bears
I think I lost my teddy bears.
He’ll do anything on a dare.
His brother is thin.
He’s his younger twin.
They probably went to the fair.
...

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© Bill Baker  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: adventure, animal, fun, funny,

SOME NECK
SOME NECK

There was a big and small giraffe
They were always up for a laugh
Following spurious dietary wishes 
Ate up all the zookeeper’s dishes
So much food,...

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Categories: animal, character, funny,

Premium Member Funny Bunny
He was a happy bunny,
personality sunny.
	He ate a carrot,
	became a parrot.	
Now, isn’t that just too funny?...

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Categories: animal, bird, cute, food,

Premium Member The Gigglephant And Giraffalaugh
a gigglephant and giraffalaugh
in a junglement’s delight
did swing on a vine
most of the time
but today decided to fight
set to did they
but laugh did they
and tried...

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Categories: animal, fun, funny, giggle,

Premium Member Two, One, or Zero
Two wiener dogs meet
Each yap loudly, strangely greet
Oddly on the street

Hounds bite other's butt 
Owner blames the other's mutt
Not open and shut

I note discreetly,
"Both were...

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Categories: animal, dog, funny, humor,

Premium Member Hog in the Fog
I saw a man walking his hog
It turned out it was just his dog
     It sure did look real
  ...

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© Bill Baker  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: animal, dog, funny, humor,

Premium Member Hippo Care
bulging
burgeoning
bulbous grin

widening
a widened chair
to sit him in

liking 
lotions
rubbed on chin

and greying
gruelling
sunburn skin



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Categories: animal, fun, funny, humorous,

Premium Member Bunnies
 Whether white or classic-chocolate bunny,
Enjoy Spring’s hop-a-long of polyzygotic mirth.
Two floppy and expressive ears, so funny.
Toddlers cheer, and tenderly espy, life’s rebirth.

Grownups, too, giggle...

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Categories: animal,

Premium Member Band of Bunnies
As the sun appears from its winter hush,
earthy meadows now appear green and lush.
As its refreshing rays begin to peep
animals awaken from their deep sleep.

A...

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© Silent One  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: animal,


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