Funny Animal Poems
These Funny Animal poems are examples of Animal poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Animal Funny poems written by international poets.
The KittenThe Kitten
In canine halls of wisdom, where dogs do reside,
A furry little menace, has decided to abide,
A kitten, small and sassy, with eyes so bright,
A...
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Categories:
animal, friend, friendship, funny,
James Herriot - All Creatures Great and SmallFamous pet doctor, James Alfred Wight
Who, at 50 years of age, began to professionally write
Taking "James Herriot" as his pen name
Bought from a goalkeeper at...
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Categories:
animal, fun, writing,
A day at the ZooI called to the monkey who wore a pinstriped suit,
Found out the giraffe and hippo are mute.
Saw a man stare at a lemur 'til dark,
Like...
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Categories:
animal, cute, smile,
Owen the PheasantIn Memoriam: Owen the Pheasant
Lost at an auction in Vermont betwixt a first edition Anna Karenina and a bitter divorcée named Ruth.
There once was...
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animal, funny, satire, social,
What Makes Me Smile
Smiles from me to you,
making you happy not blue.
Friendship we can praise,
as we enjoy sunny days.
My puppy is tan and small,
she likes...
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animal, cute, day, fun,
Botox GoldilocksGoldilocks and the three bears,
The story is a classic.
But one idea came to mind,
What if she was made of plastic?
With lips...
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Categories:
adventure, animal, books, children,
Modern Sea CreaturesCreatures of the sea, all beautiful and fair.
A thought comes to mind, what if they swam in the air?
Would we swat fish away...
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Categories:
10th grade, adventure, animal,
Flamingo TangoDid you know that
Flamingos love to tango?
Three steps forward, one side step,
Shake of the hips, they end the prep.
Quick, quick, slow, gracefully slide,
Flamingos dance as...
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animal, bird, children, color,
OKAPI'S DILEMMAOkapi thought he was a horse
Attempted to blend in, of course
Zebras kicked him out
Horses ran about
But okapi had no remorse
...
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animal, funny, horse,
why dont geckos sink in the sandWhy don’t geckos sink into the sand
Disappearing into the promised land?
What saves their Arizona lives? What keeps them up?
The flaps in between their toes said...
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Categories:
animal, 3rd grade, 4th grade,
Aristotle and the ParrotAristotle, doth he opine,
That parrots grow saucy with wine.
I can't help but think
He drove it to drink,
The source of its moral decline....
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animal, bird, drink, funny,
Monkey Mischief
In a village lived a lame man named Dick
Once he was walking along with a stick
A monkey with a grin
From back, pulled the stick in
With...
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animal, funny, humor,
Lion sleeps tonight
Falling asleep while waiting for you
Trying to keep my eyes open
I don’t know why you didn’t turn up
You said you’d come
I bought a lovely rose...
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Categories:
animal, funny, humorous, love,
ANIMAL CHAOSANIMAL CHAOS
Dogs barking loudly,
excited cats meowing,
as rats run and play:-
...
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animal, 3rd grade, cat, cute,
Hyenas
While on safari
(Kiswahili for 'trip')
in Tanzania
over the horizon in a downward slip
across the savannah
the sun had begun to set
thought I'd seen it all
and yet
out on...
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Categories:
africa, animal, fun, humorous,