Funny Animal Poems
These Funny Animal poems are examples of Animal poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Animal Funny poems written by international poets.
Gamblin' Zoo"Hit me!" it's blackjack all day long
In a dingy zoo type sing-a-long
and since you can never eat just one
It seems those chips have all but...
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animal, funny, nonsense,
ErmineMy long neck and blacked-tip tail fascinating
Wowing with agility not imitating
Squirrel, mouse and rats
All of you I track and bats
Funny rabbits or sad hare
Larger...
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animal, cute,
A Baa Baa Feed FestIt sheer is nice to munch all night
and all day, too, with farmer Byron’s crew
of sheep, that is, that wander underneath
his wide walnut grove,...
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animal, funny,
Rebel Hens: Escape to the Picture ShowThe hens from our small, urban farm,
Had wild idea, caused great fright:
Escape their pen, come to no harm,
See a show, without a blight.
With feathers ruffling...
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animal, appreciation, funny, repetition,
I Wish Somebody Would've Told MeI wish somebody would’ve told me
Since reincarnating as a camel
It is not all it’s cracked up to be
Thought it would be fun to be this...
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animal, funny,
Cracked Iceberg
Chubby cream grubby against white ice
Hungry somewhat clumsy polar bear heist
...
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animal, cute, earth, funny,
Donkey Of Your Eye
Donkey in the farm, strong hoofs romping
Wonky when you charm, long spoofs hooting
Donkey standing as you stare, shy when you dare
Teeth grinning as you glare,...
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animal, farm, funny,
Mooove Over
there once was an old farmer named Dick
he injected his cows that were sick
Bessie mooed “oh no!”
as Dick slipped in a hole
“Don’t you bellow, it’s...
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animal, farm, funny, sick,
Billy Bob BrownThere once was a goat named Billy Bob Brown
Who sang horribly off-key when he danced through town.
One day while singing, someone grabbed a long...
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animal, dance, funny, humorous,
Happy-Time Fun Nursery Rhyme
Tom Cat with his fiddle
stood on a wall
and played his fine song
to bring one and all
Together to dance
to his Meow tune
beneath the full Sun
along with...
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adventure, animal, dance, funny,
GoodbyeQuote By Poet "Life is filled with hurts. ...
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animal, boy, child, feelings,
Peek a BooThe squirrel this morning hid behind the wall but there was a bushy tail sticking up over the top. It was funny so I...
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animal, bird, fun,
Lucky Rabbit's FootleComedian
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funny
bunny
Imposter
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phony
coney
Addiction
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rabbit
habit
Illegal Aliens
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foreign
warren
Tooth care
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flossin’
hasen
Babysitter
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au pair
kit care
Bad trip reservations
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hare air
fare err
Stopping
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it takes
hare brakes...
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animal, silly,
FootprintI did a show in this tiny town called Longyearbyen. We went snowmobiling around Svalbard and saw Arctic foxes, snow bunting, polar bear footprints and...
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adventure, animal, bird,
Shaggy Dog Limericks: The All-Time Best -- vote for your favoriteThe Spaniel
A Spaniel that uses its head
Can tell when its owner’s unfed
So instead of a duck
That is down on its luck
Will deliver...
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animal, cat, cute, dog,