Funny Animal Poems

"Hit me!" it's blackjack all day long
In a dingy zoo type sing-a-long
and since you can never eat just one
It seems those chips have all but...

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My long neck and blacked-tip tail fascinating
Wowing with agility not imitating
Squirrel, mouse and rats
All of you I track and bats

Funny rabbits  or sad hare
Larger...

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It sheer is nice to munch all night
and all day, too, with farmer Byron’s crew
of sheep, that is, that wander underneath 
his wide walnut grove,...

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The hens from our small, urban farm,
Had wild idea, caused great fright:
Escape their pen, come to no harm,
See a show, without a blight.

With feathers ruffling...

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I wish somebody would’ve told me
Since reincarnating as a camel
It is not all it’s cracked up to be
Thought it would be fun to be this...

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      Chubby cream grubby against white ice
      Hungry somewhat clumsy polar bear heist
  ...

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Donkey in the farm, strong hoofs romping
Wonky when you charm, long spoofs hooting

Donkey standing as you stare, shy when you dare
Teeth grinning as you glare,...

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there once was an old farmer named Dick
he injected his cows that were sick
	Bessie mooed “oh no!”
	as Dick slipped in a hole
“Don’t you bellow, it’s...

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There once was a goat named Billy Bob Brown

Who sang horribly off-key when he danced through town. 

One day while singing, someone grabbed a long...

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Tom Cat with his fiddle
stood on a wall
and played his fine song
to bring one and all

Together to dance
to his Meow tune
beneath the full Sun
along with...

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Quote By Poet "Life is filled with hurts.                 ...

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The squirrel this morning hid behind the wall but there was a bushy tail sticking up over the top.  It was funny so I...

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Comedian
—————
funny
bunny

Imposter
———-—
phony
coney

Addiction
—————
rabbit
habit

Illegal Aliens
———-———
foreign
warren

Tooth care
———-—-
flossin’
hasen

Babysitter
———-—-
au pair
kit care

Bad trip reservations
—----————————
hare air
fare err

Stopping
---—————————
it takes
hare brakes...

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I did a show in this tiny town called Longyearbyen. We went snowmobiling around Svalbard and saw Arctic foxes, snow bunting, polar bear footprints and...

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The Spaniel

A Spaniel that uses its head 
Can tell when its owner’s unfed 
So instead of a duck
That is down on its luck 
Will deliver...

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