Funny Animal Poems | Examples
These Funny Animal poems are examples of Animal poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Animal Funny poems written by international poets.
My rabbit plays poker
He’s no joker
He knows how to bluff
and lots of other stuff
We split the winnings
which has him grinning
I told him 20/80 ~ stupid bunny
thought it was funny
Walking down a country road
I fell upon a baby bear talking with a hare.
They look like they were long time friends that didn't have a care.
How are you today said the baby bear standing up with his arms in the air.
I have a little problem today said the hare
But no one seems to care.
I can't seem to find where I put my carrots yesterday
I have looked everywhere even in the barn in the big stack of hay.
My carrots seem nowhere to be found.
My friend can you please help me track them down.
The two friends wandered off
In search of the carrots,
Along the way they found a trail that led them to a feret.
The ferret had a belly ache
You see he ate all of hare's carrots..
What a naughty feret
skunk hit by truck, four men jump, run
Mr Dromedary
Looked so forlorn today.
He tried to fathom out
Why he was being sent away.
A magnitude of questions
Stormed around his anxious head.
Is it my wonky gait?
Is it something I've done or said?
Is it because my regurgitated
Cud could fill a barrel?
Are my eyelashes too long?
Is it my shaggy apparel?
So many fears and insecurities
Occupied this camel.
He even contemplated
His unflossed enamel!
His severe lack of confidence
Kept his Dulla small.
Is this why the girls don't
Gel with me during mating call?
Had he strayed too many times
From the leadings of the boss?
He was in a quandary.
He was truly at a loss.
And all it boiled down to
Was another wildlife resort
Needed Mr Dromedary
To expand his sort.
(Goldilocks)
One bear - two bears- baby makes three,
Mommy making hot berry tea and brie.
Soup is way too hot,
No sleep on a soft cot.
New home and not needing to flee.
(Little Red Riding hood)
Mommy gave me good advice,
maybe I should have listened twice.
A wolf I did find,
lost my love and mind
Now pregnant paying the price.
(The Three Little Pigs)
We are three of a family kind,
except one got caught in the wind.
One got caught by the fire,
he was in a house fryer.
Wanting new homes space aged designed.
Cats like luxury,
And expect you
To provide it,
And feed them,
Then they decide
Whether to allow
You to stroke them,
Hug them, even maybe
Slightly squeeze them.
But always remember,
Cats don’t have owners,
They have staff,
So whatever you do,
Don’t displease them!
The thing about frozen iguana,
It isn't like some kinda manna.
Both fall from the sky,
But one from less high,
And eat it, I really don't wanna.
Little prince buttercup
How dare you gorge me with those eyes
I am royalty standing alone
My beautiful body being gorged by you
There take that see how you like it
You ugly beast
Maybe that will teach you a lesson
With messing with me
Birds is a funny thing, says I.
Some will whistle. Some will fly.
Some might even eat a worm.
If you are one, you should squirm.
A blubbery walrus, well taught,
With whiskers aquiver once sought,
A means on the land
To start up a band,
But vocals here hindered a lot.
BUGS BUNNY
Funny
Bunny
DONALD DUCK
Wacky
Quaky
ELMER FUDD
Wabbit
Habit
ROAD RUNNER
Beep beep
Beep beep
fluffy bunny
dumb bunny
bunny hop
bugs bunny
honey bunny
funny bunny
bunny tale
bunny tail
stuffed bunny
roughed bunny
bunny rabbit
sunny habit
peter rabbit
scrapes a habit
bugs bunny
made life funny
Beau, our hound dog mix,
got himself in a fix,
a minor wound on his paw,
to keep from licking it raw,
he has to wear a plastic shield,
‘round his head til it’s healed.
Oh, him and his brother Gus
do zoomies in the yard,
a source of laughter for this bard,
in the autumnal air-
they chase squirrels, no cares.
They chatter at Beau with no dread,
because, well, Beau’s a buckethead!
He sleeps with it o.k.,
but Gus would rather not play,
with his strange looking brother,
he’d prefer to nap with another.
Beau waves his noggin around,
looking comical, a canine clown.
Soon, it will come off, he’ll be free,
but right now Beau the buckethead
is funny!
I am a mouse, I am I am
I am a mouse, I am
The sort you would surely kill
If you found me in your house.
I am a rat, I am I am
I am a rat, I am
Your voice would suddenly go shrill
If you found me in your hat.
contented dog
stretches and yawns
no room for me