Funny Analogy Poems

I cut my finger 
to the bone 
and cauterized the 
wound with 
melted chocolate. 

I rather enjoy 
the taste of 
pain. 
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One Matthew McGregory Hale
Was thought to resemble a whale.
I don't mean so large,
Nor shaped like a barge,
But spouting out words like a gale....

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A sonnet and limerick once met
Romantically in tete-a-tete.
The sonnet had grace,
The limerick, no trace:
Make match of your muses, the net.
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Contorting himself like a ball
He rolled all the way to the wall.
When asked as to why,
He’d simply reply,
“In moving this way, I won’t fall.”
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when a funny guy
happy tears would flow from sky
never pass him by...

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Have you ever gone through life alone
Sometimes wishing you were a dog with a bone
At first it is not really that bad
You look back on...

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Why do politicians lie
And our wallets deftly pry,
Puff and bluster all the time
Their intent to cheat sublime.

Are we dumb or just naive
Of that talent to...

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A Place Not Meant To Be
           
PART: I       ...

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As it is the way with me, I have the car prepped by individuals whose love of the industry has acquired a rather peculiar name,...

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paint yourself into
a corner then did you have fun
watching the paint dry

oh someone is left
outside in the cold ~ nothing
to write home about

take it or...

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Peace equal harmony
they are a dichotomy

Scene not by my brother
but it's seen by his other

To me such a humdrum
him being a conundrum

Go I to the...

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It isn't easy to save the world 
With your back on the asphalt
Crawling with carpenter ants that
Yes even they
Want you out of the way

I'd head...

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You might know me by my wear;
Sorely I stand before me, yet the me not really me, yet surely be
if you were to open door...

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Two friends with haughty heads on long neck’s crest,
can’t enter nearby house through door for fest.
      Dinner time of elation,
...

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          Welcome to the land of...

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