Funny Analogy Poems
These Funny Analogy poems are examples of Analogy poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Analogy Funny poems written by international poets.
A Blender Nearly Chopped Off All Of My FingersI cut my finger
to the bone
and cauterized the
wound with
melted chocolate.
I rather enjoy
the taste of
pain.
...
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Categories:
abuse, addiction, allegory, analogy,
A Whale of WordsOne Matthew McGregory Hale
Was thought to resemble a whale.
I don't mean so large,
Nor shaped like a barge,
But spouting out words like a gale....
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Categories:
analogy, animal, funny, humor,
A Sonnet and Limerick Once MetA sonnet and limerick once met
Romantically in tete-a-tete.
The sonnet had grace,
The limerick, no trace:
Make match of your muses, the net.
...
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Categories:
analogy, funny, humor, love,
Contorting Himself Like a BallContorting himself like a ball
He rolled all the way to the wall.
When asked as to why,
He’d simply reply,
“In moving this way, I won’t fall.”
...
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Categories:
analogy, angst, anxiety, funny,
When A Funny Guy Horn Haikuwhen a funny guy
happy tears would flow from sky
never pass him by...
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Categories:
allegory, analogy,
AloneHave you ever gone through life alone
Sometimes wishing you were a dog with a bone
At first it is not really that bad
You look back on...
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Categories:
analogy, feelings,
Yet Another PoliticianWhy do politicians lie
And our wallets deftly pry,
Puff and bluster all the time
Their intent to cheat sublime.
Are we dumb or just naive
Of that talent to...
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Categories:
analogy, engagement, funny, hope,
A Place Not Meant To Be: Part IA Place Not Meant To Be
PART: I ...
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Categories:
analogy,
Absent All About Autos Amid Awry AutoAs it is the way with me, I have the car prepped by individuals whose love of the industry has acquired a rather peculiar name,...
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Categories:
analogy,
standing in the corner watching ---paint yourself into
a corner then did you have fun
watching the paint dry
oh someone is left
outside in the cold ~ nothing
to write home about
take it or...
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Categories:
analogy, funny,
A Little DiddlePeace equal harmony
they are a dichotomy
Scene not by my brother
but it's seen by his other
To me such a humdrum
him being a conundrum
Go I to the...
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Categories:
analogy, brother, feelings, mystery,
The Ants Go MarchingIt isn't easy to save the world
With your back on the asphalt
Crawling with carpenter ants that
Yes even they
Want you out of the way
I'd head...
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Categories:
analogy, conflict, corruption, deep,
U might KNOW OF ME BY MY WEAR-You might know me by my wear;
Sorely I stand before me, yet the me not really me, yet surely be
if you were to open door...
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Categories:
analogy, appreciation, character, funny,
Uninvited Guest
Two friends with haughty heads on long neck’s crest,
can’t enter nearby house through door for fest.
Dinner time of elation,
...
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Categories:
analogy, funny,
Glenn Hughes: God of Money~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Welcome to the land of...
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Categories:
allusion, analogy, appreciation, character,