Funny Analogy Poems

Jueju CookN SingN Blues

Folded is the rusted pot
Forward demised metal hot
Facial expressions liken clown
Funk R B cooks, sings getN down


11/17/23
Written words by James Edward Lee...

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She was the cat’s meow
But yet she cried bow-wow
Bow-wow-meow is the place I drink milk moo-moo 
Not mine skirt apparel I’m the ballerina in the...

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Dear Mom, I bet the day you held me to ya chest in Abeline, was the day you felt that you’d accomplished everything 
But time...

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mercury and sunshine
will see you walking around sunset 
thought you are the ghost 
which 
come to frighten up the children 
how on earth do ghost...

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   Type these questions(vide infra, exactly...you'll be entertained) on Google(no dictionary.com) simply type in on Google's 'search bar' mine fellows...why for instance; try...

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Rants do not make great songs
Rosanne Barr I am sorry to say
not so great in a thong
when you sell no tickets
you have no show

Unless you...

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Always have in mind...
even if I don't love you  much
I will never love you less !...

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I consider the Doctor
     a friend who heals.
    What  about the Dentist
    who extracts...

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Love is a gambler’s game
Either way it goes,
You’ll never be the same

I gambled half my pot
And sent out my greatest ship
But unlike what I thought,
Cards...

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a curvaceous lady from Lubbock
was distraught at the loss of her duck
her search was in vain
poor duck was in pain
found wedged in the cleft of...

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I saw 
some mouses 
and
Two multicoulored 
snakes.

The snakes 
Hunted
The mouses.

After seeing those 
Two venomous
And dangerous  
Reptiles , 

I stoped
Labouring the ground 
To chase the snakes.

Luckly...

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I saw an alien from space
his bare scalp with panther place
octopus tufts gaze nose
"they dub me Russ," he goes
and I jumped due to your face

Written:...

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You are always on my mind
Like a virus eating away my soul
The more I try to get you  
Out and be free the more
You...

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Rev up, rev up
engine roaring racing such
never boring lighting fast

birthday blast cars vroom-vroom
Carlin's runs on females hearts

3/13/23
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2023©...

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