Funny Analogy Poems

CRISIS SESSION FBI HUMAN RESOURCE DIVISION NON-REDACTED
FBI: HELLO WHAT IS YOUR EMERGENCY

AGENT BROWN: HELLO THIS IS AGANT BROWN AND THAT DARK PLACE IS RETURNING AGAIN...

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Two friends with haughty heads on long neck’s crest,
can’t enter nearby house through door for fest.
      Dinner time of elation,
...

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          Welcome to the land of...

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"What sort of world
be home to those
who goes about
judging all souls
of what they do
be right or wrong
and how'd they know
of this-and-that
be bad or good
be alsoooo,...

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A pair of lips will say anything.
...but alas if its negative words a pair of feet can turn and walk-away?

Or just fall on the floor...

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O Luke o dare, Sad Truth Very Lucky 
Kwick rape picker o thus boot passed away
O dare thus boot duck, wiggle
[Passport please ... okay you...

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Humor laugh so hard I cry-aloud
Sored, that I sneezed involuntary expulsion of urine, I peed 
just like an toddler child

2/13/24
Written words by James Edward Lee...

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Grab Bag Poems and Epigrams

POEMS

Less Heroic Couplets: Dark Cloud, Silver Lining, Dupes
from “Love in the Time of the Coronavirus”
by Michael R. Burch

Every corona has a...

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There's a trail that takes you everywhere.
Just be patient, that trail will get you there.
Up ahead, there is the town of Everywhere, USA.
When I got...

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Lie

I didn’t lie!
I just created fiction with my mouth!

By
Josehf Lloyd Murchison...

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in love with Bunny 
who has a taste for honey 
seeming so funny
to see pay much money
while weather is sunny...

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A jolt of caffeine and suddenly I'm all bright and chirpy
and on a cold day well its better then drinking a Slurpy 

A sip of...

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Pith is pithier than pithy
-it’s not a question of if.
You know atoms are tiny
when you get at ‘em.
Sometimes they’re the point.
Meanings have layers
like lasagna.
Two or...

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Leaping Lizard™ was
 a frog that jump the high hurdles

while Paul Pollywog™  swims and wiggles
 ...can't run nor jump cuz' got no legs
 to...

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when my poems mumble
find words around will fumble
stupid and on would stumble

are things cat enjoys
likes playing with kitty toys
and girls with boys

while idiots will bloom
for...

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