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Funny Analogy Poems

These Funny Analogy poems are examples of Analogy poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Analogy Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member A Place Not Meant To Be: Part I
A Place Not Meant To Be
           
PART: I       ...

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Categories: analogy,



Premium Member Absent All About Autos Amid Awry Auto
As it is the way with me, I have the car prepped by individuals whose love of the industry has acquired a rather peculiar name,...

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Premium Member standing in the corner watching ---
paint yourself into
a corner then did you have fun
watching the paint dry

oh someone is left
outside in the cold ~ nothing
to write home about

take it or...

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Categories: analogy, funny,

Premium Member A Little Diddle
Peace equal harmony
they are a dichotomy

Scene not by my brother
but it's seen by his other

To me such a humdrum
him being a conundrum

Go I to the...

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Categories: analogy, brother, feelings, mystery,

The Ants Go Marching
It isn't easy to save the world 
With your back on the asphalt
Crawling with carpenter ants that
Yes even they
Want you out of the way

I'd head...

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Categories: analogy, conflict, corruption, deep,



Premium Member U might KNOW OF ME BY MY WEAR-
You might know me by my wear;
Sorely I stand before me, yet the me not really me, yet surely be
if you were to open door...

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Categories: analogy, appreciation, character, funny,

Premium Member FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION ARLINGTON HEIGHTS ILLINOIS
CRISIS SESSION FBI HUMAN RESOURCE DIVISION NON-REDACTED
FBI: HELLO WHAT IS YOUR EMERGENCY

AGENT BROWN: HELLO THIS IS AGANT BROWN AND THAT DARK PLACE IS RETURNING AGAIN...

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Categories: america, analogy, anxiety, mental

Premium Member Uninvited Guest

Two friends with haughty heads on long neck’s crest,
can’t enter nearby house through door for fest.
      Dinner time of elation,
...

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Categories: analogy, funny,

Premium Member Glenn Hughes: God of Money
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          Welcome to the land of...

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Categories: allusion, analogy, appreciation, character,

Premium Member Serling and Roddenberry for Tea: IMPORTANT Epilogue Update
"What sort of world
be home to those
who goes about
judging all souls
of what they do
be right or wrong
and how'd they know
of this-and-that
be bad or good
be alsoooo,...

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Categories: allusion, analogy, appreciation, celebrity,

Premium Member analogy lips and feet---
A pair of lips will say anything.
...but alas if its negative words a pair of feet can turn and walk-away?

Or just fall on the floor...

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Categories: analogy, angst, anxiety, betrayal,

Premium Member The Speechless
O Luke o dare, Sad Truth Very Lucky 
Kwick rape picker o thus boot passed away
O dare thus boot duck, wiggle
[Passport please ... okay you...

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Categories: allusion, analogy, appreciation, character,

Premium Member HUMOR LAUGH SO HARD I CRIED AND PEED
Humor laugh so hard I cry-aloud
Sored, that I sneezed involuntary expulsion of urine, I peed 
just like an toddler child

2/13/24
Written words by James Edward Lee...

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Categories: analogy, anxiety, character, cry,

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Less Heroic Couplets: Dark Cloud, Silver Lining, Dupes
from “Love in the Time of the Coronavirus”
by Michael R. Burch

Every corona has a...

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Categories: allegory, america, analogy, parody,

Premium Member The Wayward West
There's a trail that takes you everywhere.
Just be patient, that trail will get you there.
Up ahead, there is the town of Everywhere, USA.
When I got...

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Categories: allusion, analogy, appreciation, character,


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