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Funny Analogy Poems

These Funny Analogy poems are examples of Analogy poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Analogy Funny poems written by international poets.


A Blender Nearly Chopped Off All Of My Fingers
I cut my finger 
to the bone 
and cauterized the 
wound with 
melted chocolate. 

I rather enjoy 
the taste of 
pain. 
...

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Categories: abuse, addiction, allegory, analogy,



Premium Member A Whale of Words
One Matthew McGregory Hale
Was thought to resemble a whale.
I don't mean so large,
Nor shaped like a barge,
But spouting out words like a gale....

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Categories: analogy, animal, funny, humor,

Premium Member A Sonnet and Limerick Once Met
A sonnet and limerick once met
Romantically in tete-a-tete.
The sonnet had grace,
The limerick, no trace:
Make match of your muses, the net.
...

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Categories: analogy, funny, humor, love,

Premium Member Contorting Himself Like a Ball
Contorting himself like a ball
He rolled all the way to the wall.
When asked as to why,
He’d simply reply,
“In moving this way, I won’t fall.”
...

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Categories: analogy, angst, anxiety, funny,

When A Funny Guy Horn Haiku
when a funny guy
happy tears would flow from sky
never pass him by...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: allegory, analogy,



Premium Member Alone
Have you ever gone through life alone
Sometimes wishing you were a dog with a bone
At first it is not really that bad
You look back on...

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Categories: analogy, feelings,

Premium Member Yet Another Politician
Why do politicians lie
And our wallets deftly pry,
Puff and bluster all the time
Their intent to cheat sublime.

Are we dumb or just naive
Of that talent to...

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Categories: analogy, engagement, funny, hope,

Premium Member A Place Not Meant To Be: Part I
A Place Not Meant To Be
           
PART: I       ...

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© Hilo Poet  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: analogy,

Premium Member Absent All About Autos Amid Awry Auto
As it is the way with me, I have the car prepped by individuals whose love of the industry has acquired a rather peculiar name,...

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© Hilo Poet  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: analogy,

Premium Member standing in the corner watching ---
paint yourself into
a corner then did you have fun
watching the paint dry

oh someone is left
outside in the cold ~ nothing
to write home about

take it or...

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© Hilo Poet  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: analogy, funny,

Premium Member A Little Diddle
Peace equal harmony
they are a dichotomy

Scene not by my brother
but it's seen by his other

To me such a humdrum
him being a conundrum

Go I to the...

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© Hilo Poet  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: analogy, brother, feelings, mystery,

The Ants Go Marching
It isn't easy to save the world 
With your back on the asphalt
Crawling with carpenter ants that
Yes even they
Want you out of the way

I'd head...

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Categories: analogy, conflict, corruption, deep,

Premium Member U might KNOW OF ME BY MY WEAR-
You might know me by my wear;
Sorely I stand before me, yet the me not really me, yet surely be
if you were to open door...

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Categories: analogy, appreciation, character, funny,

Premium Member Uninvited Guest

Two friends with haughty heads on long neck’s crest,
can’t enter nearby house through door for fest.
      Dinner time of elation,
...

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Categories: analogy, funny,

Premium Member Glenn Hughes: God of Money
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          Welcome to the land of...

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© Hilo Poet  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: allusion, analogy, appreciation, character,


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