Al pushed to sale the most cars on the lot
He came up short, he gave it his best shot
Went to a online sales school
Paid much, he felt like a fool
The class was useless and it was for naught
So he studied some tapes of car salesmen
One guy stood out and his name was big Glen
Big Glen was very good
Al thought,” He could, I could
The next day poor Al came up short again
He left that car lot and he didn’t look back
Did not want his boss to give him the sack
Took out all his savings
Gave in to the cravings
Bought car lot up the road with his friend Mack
02/28/2022
Inspired By The Tall Tale
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Categories:
alvin, humor,
Form: Limerick
Even his score
detached a dirigible in a storm?
Nothing abhorrent-
or should the dogs take with me?
Making jogs..?
Hog logs?
I had to remain detached;
the fuzzy are right,
reaching storm height,
long overdone night...
I should have come twice,
knowing it'd be so nice-
you have had the scare,
and many slices of pie-
why so many vices though?
Language-
lion's-
loans.
Categories:
alvin, adventure, allegory, beauty, garden,
Form: Blank verse
Alvin is the firstborn of six siblings
White and fluffy like a small angora ball
Soft as the finest cotton yarn, you just have to love
You are a blessing, an angel I see
Nobody can tell what tomorrow may bring
But I promise you he will bring you many bright and happy days
Through the new and unknown, an exciting beginning
Alvin has affected our lives and our souls forever
My heart tells me that he will become an ever-faithful friend
- Meet her baby brother: - ARLO - posted 09/29/2016 :)
- and sister : - AYLA - posted 10/16/2016 :)
18.10.2016
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
(unrhymed couplets)
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Categories:
alvin, beauty, blessing, cute love,
Form: Free verse
Alvin had eaten eight apples, every evening he ate
Every evening Alvin ate, eight apples were eaten
Eight apples eaten every evening, Alvin ate
Alvin’s eight apples he ate, eaten every evening
"he should probably never need a doctor"
Categories:
alvin, confusion, children, life, social,
Form: Alliteration
(This is a fictional poem)
I'm a hillbilly who eats possums, squirrels and Chipmunks too.
Alvin and the Chipmunks came to my house and I turned them into stew.
They were cute and they had charm.
They thought I'd welcome them with open arms.
When they came to my house, it was a stupid thing to do.
Chip and Dale are at my door and I'm going to devour them too.
Categories:
alvin, animals, food, funny, ,
Form: I do not know?