Funny Alligator Poems

My name means the lizard
Fossil records list me
Colors change youth~adult
Freshwater is my home
On land~water swimming
I eat fish~turtles~you
We mate in late spring time 
 

Date Written:3/28/2022...

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Two mighty alligators follow me from the bowels of the swamp
Talking in low voices, but I have dog ears so I catch on.
They are diving...

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“Would you like an alligator in your soup or a crocodile?”
The waitress asked me.
I was already irritated that she was sitting in the booth with...

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An alligator on a floating freighter
Ate the Captain and the navigator,
He also ate the crew 
In a meaty stew,
In a feast which included the waiter....

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One day I saw an alligator,
He said, "May I take a bite?
Your fingers look real juicy
And your legs will fill my appetite."

I said, "No way...

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I ordered French fries for my alligator,
But he stated,
“I’ll eat them later.”

So I spoke up to the waiting waiter,
And said, “Please do me a favor.
Go...

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Down south on the small alligator farm
Alligators grown to size to alarm
All the workers there too scared
Of young gators as they aired
Parachuted food to keep...

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Please  mister alligator don’t eat me
There must be something nicer
You could have for your tea
A great big slice of carrot cake
A sickly sticky bun
Just...

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