John Fenn Poet Light Verse

Please Mister Alligator

Please  mister alligator don’t eat me
There must be something nicer
You could have for your tea
A great big slice of carrot cake
A sickly sticky bun
Just stay there while I reach for my gun
Now mister alligator please stand still
Don’t come any closer
Cos you know that I will
So go home to your family
And the rest of your gang
Smile mister alligator
Click click, BANG!

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Sara Kendrick November 16, 2009 at 10:16 AM Face to face with the alligator would not be any fun. You have made it very humorous. Keep the pen flowing. Sara

Doris Culverhouse November 15, 2009 at 12:54 PM cute one, enjoyed reading, I just saw this nut, on TV put his arm in the alligator's mouth for show and the alligator promptly tried to eat his arm. Dummy!!