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Please Mister Alligator

Please mister alligator don’t eat me There must be something nicer You could have for your tea A great big slice of carrot cake A sickly sticky bun Just stay there while I reach for my gun Now mister alligator please stand still Don’t come any closer Cos you know that I will So go home to your family And the rest of your gang Smile mister alligator Click click, BANG!

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Sara Kendrick

Date: 11/16/2009 10:16:00 AM

Face to face with the alligator would not be any fun. You have made it very humorous. Keep the pen flowing. Sara

Doris Culverhouse

Date: 11/15/2009 12:54:00 PM

cute one, enjoyed reading, I just saw this nut, on TV put his arm in the alligator's mouth for show and the alligator promptly tried to eat his arm. Dummy!!