Please Mister Alligator

Please mister alligator don’t eat me There must be something nicer You could have for your tea A great big slice of carrot cake A sickly sticky bun Just stay there while I reach for my gun Now mister alligator please stand still Don’t come any closer Cos you know that I will So go home to your family And the rest of your gang Smile mister alligator Click click, BANG!