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Alligators Discuss My Meat

Two mighty alligators follow me from the bowels of the swamp Talking in low voices, but I have dog ears so I catch on. They are diving me up. One wants my thighs. The other is talking about my juicy breasts Leaving me in no real suspense about what gender they probably are.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2019




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Date: 5/4/2019 1:00:00 AM
A clever fun write Caren - No doubt you caught on after overhearing what they wanted to munch, what gender they were also - a thought - steer clear of them! Hugs, Jennifer.
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 5/4/2019 2:59:00 AM
Yes, I shall run like mad!
Date: 5/3/2019 5:29:00 PM
Once a dog bit my ass. Since then, I've been asking myself whether it liked it or not. And if yes, what gender was it) Nice alligators, Caren.
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 5/4/2019 3:00:00 AM
I imagine it had a nice taste; but did the dog come back for dessert?
Date: 5/3/2019 3:27:00 PM
this made me giggle , caren... such a fun verse!... watch out for your thigh!...huggs
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 5/4/2019 3:00:00 AM
I will guard both of them with my life. Ha!
Date: 5/3/2019 2:15:00 PM
Now there's a different situation! Cute one.
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 5/4/2019 3:01:00 AM
I wrote it to see if anyone was still reading. Ha!
Date: 5/3/2019 11:43:00 AM
what a fun snappy poem Caren!:-) hugs Jan xx
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 5/3/2019 12:45:00 PM
Jan, I thought "Jan, Jan, Jan" when I wrote this.

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