Caren Krutsinger Poet Light Verse

Alligators Discuss My Meat

Two mighty alligators follow me from the bowels of the swamp
Talking in low voices, but I have dog ears so I catch on.
They are diving me up.
One wants my thighs.
The other is talking about my juicy breasts
Leaving me in no real suspense about what gender they probably are.

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Jennifer Proxenos May 4, 2019 at 1:00 AM A clever fun write Caren - No doubt you caught on after overhearing what they wanted to munch, what gender they were also - a thought - steer clear of them! Hugs, Jennifer. Caren Krutsinger May 4, 2019 at 2:59 AM Yes, I shall run like mad!

Kurt Ravidas May 3, 2019 at 5:29 PM Once a dog bit my ass. Since then, I've been asking myself whether it liked it or not. And if yes, what gender was it) Nice alligators, Caren. Caren Krutsinger May 4, 2019 at 3:00 AM I imagine it had a nice taste; but did the dog come back for dessert?

Nette Onclaud May 3, 2019 at 3:27 PM this made me giggle , caren... such a fun verse!... watch out for your thigh!...huggs Caren Krutsinger May 4, 2019 at 3:00 AM I will guard both of them with my life. Ha!

M. L. Kiser May 3, 2019 at 2:15 PM Now there's a different situation! Cute one. Caren Krutsinger May 4, 2019 at 3:01 AM I wrote it to see if anyone was still reading. Ha!

Jan Allison May 3, 2019 at 11:43 AM what a fun snappy poem Caren!:-) hugs Jan xx Caren Krutsinger May 3, 2019 at 12:45 PM Jan, I thought "Jan, Jan, Jan" when I wrote this.