Albanese Poems | Examples


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Premium Member Usefull goons'

Spike Milligan..Tommy Cooper Stan and Laurel, Mr Bean Norman Wisedom
Larry, Moe.. Curly Joe And Rik Mayl all
Greats all clean.'

Un-usefull goons..starmer, carney, (albanese, kiddie-fiddler.?) They're all
Like a disease.' Not hard to catch' in
Fact right in
Your face.' Terrible examples..And
Just a waste of earths good space l.!

Premium Member No Confidence i vote'

Albanese you make us un-easy.'
I advise you are 'routed out'

Premium Member On albos style

It is written don't kill.' You stupid dill.) You couldnt rise
To the level of a souk, your'e bought out, sold out 
Yet not brought to book.' You're looking jaded your ideas
Have faded.' You have all the appeal of a maggoty chook.)


Premium Member Who below has not killed en'mass

Idi Amin, pol pot, stalin, hitler, francis drake, himmler
mengle, eichman, treudea starmer sunak churchill 
jan paul kruger, general crook Tommy Robinson, pharoah mithererandates
moses fauchi mat hancock scott morrison, albanese boris johnson
dan andrews, gates, shipman, ceaser, ceaser's nixon biden trump
roosevelt eisenhower, g w bush, montgomery, rommel, patton
mussolini, mugabe, ian smith, joshua nkomo, chaka zulu. solomon
david and joab.)

Premium Member Elbow Albo

albanese thought it good?
He'd have a go.' In hollywood.!
A replacement Elmer Fudd was needed
He'd be famous rich as Croeses.!
But things didn't go; just as they should..

He tried to voice a deeper tone
More gravitas..  Was that swift Flown!
He failed in mission; accomplished nil.'
He then retreated, senses blown.'
Now he's (albo dud),  of world renown.!

So ram in your elbows Aussies 
Get rid of the clown.!

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