Facebook advert
I saw an advert
for teeth
a couple had winning smiles
I thought they must be American
thinking of Joe Biden's
dentures, make him look like
an elderly shark
Cesar Milan, the dog man
is a showman but appears
to be good at taming dogs
his gnashers are impressive
In my vanity and some of my teeth
had left in protest
I went to a dentist, asked for
new teeth so I could display
a happy countenance
my god, the price to afford the price
one has to be a dog person
or a presidential candidate
A man who is not a dentist but makes
falls teeth for dentists
offered to make teeth I could put
on top of my old teeth
thinking this was a bit of a mouthful
I turned him down
since I'm not a person who spends
time smiling a lot
I decided to stick with my old teeth
Categories:
adverts, 7th grade, 9th grade,
Form: Blank verse
Is it just me
Or do you as well
Watch the commercials on T.V
And wonder exactly what on earth
it is they are actually trying to sell
Or are you like me somehow think
we have slipped into some kind of
alternate universe
Because I am sure I just seen the new
Lottery advert
And it was about a village green cricket
match with the team dressed in traditional
Whites
Then the Presenter comes on ready to
bat kitted out from top to toe in Red ,
Helmet , Bat , Pads , Glove's the full monty
Now as tenuous links and connections go
this is the best and only idea I could come
up with
Maybe at the initial meeting to thrash
out some concepts and ideas
The leader of the brain's trust was swinging
a bat around and accidentally hit everyone
in the head including himself
Causing mass amnesia and concussion
And when they all eventually came too
they forgot what product they were
supposed to be selling in the 1st place
And somehow thought it was a brilliant
fantastical idea
Categories:
adverts, crazy,
Form: Free verse
Adverts for Xmas drive me mad
Oh, you think I must be sad
Or maybe that I might be bad
No not at all really
I just don’t always need to be
Constantly reminded
I am neither naughty nor am I nice
I do though suppose I have a choice
So maybe I should just turn off the telly
Or keep it on to know what smelly, I need to buy for my nearest rellie
Good job though I don’t have a wife
So I don’t need to make a choice
Just push the red button then peace will reign
I might then feel sane again
DAMO
Categories:
adverts, fun, humor,
Form: Free verse
Svetlana appeared on my computer today
She’s so pretty, it can’t be denied
But I'm happily married for 26 years
So I don’t need an Internet bride!
Oh crikey an email advert has just popped up
It’s one that I’m embarrased to mention
But I’m female (I’ve checked) and I’m certain
That I don’t need a penile extension!
A some what tongue in cheek poem
05~22~17
Categories:
adverts, computer, humorous, internet,
Form: Rhyme