Adverts Poems - Poems about Adverts

Facebook advert I saw an advert for teeth  a couple had winning smiles I thought they must be American thinking of Joe Biden's  dentures, make him look like  an elderly shark Cesar Milan, the dog man is a showman but appears to be good at taming dogs  his gnashers are impressive  In my vanity and some of my teeth had left in protest  I went to a...

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Is it just me Or do you as well Watch the commercials on T.V And wonder exactly what on earth it is they are actually trying to sell Or are you like me somehow think we have slipped into some kind of alternate universe Because I am sure I just seen the new Lottery advert And it was about a village green cricket match with...

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Adverts for Xmas drive me mad Oh, you think I must be sad Or maybe that I might be bad No not at all really I just don’t always need to be Constantly reminded I am neither naughty nor am I nice I do though suppose I have a choice So maybe I should just turn off the telly Or keep it on...

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Nationwide adverts are written so fine, talking the talk of a walk that's sublime, no mention of accounts that'll grow over time, your attention's attained through these nursery rhymes. In a nation that's narrow more tall than is wide, steeped deep with history of sorrow and pride, Brexiting the Brussels while all others are tied, no mystery, clear misery sees the EU...

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Svetlana appeared on my computer today She’s so pretty, it can’t be denied But I'm happily married for 26 years So I don’t need an Internet bride! Oh crikey an email advert has just popped up It’s one that I’m embarrased to mention But I’m female (I’ve checked) and I’m certain That I don’t need a penile extension! A some what tongue...

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