Advantages Poems - Poems about Advantages

Don't expect an hors d'ouervre when you're out of work, mate! Blame that on politics or blame it on your fate. However much you mutter, from now on it's bread and butter. Just pretend you're on a diet. You'll be happy if you try it. Don't think you're in a ditch but take pity on the rich. To them it doesn't matter that poor...

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T aught to superior abilities H elps heighten E xcellent experience A nd applied D ifferences causing some to cite V arious A uthories on N notable skills and T enacious technique A ngles and aims YOUR perception at G enuinely E gocentric S tandards...

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The Advantages of Alphamegamia By Elton Camp Alphamegamia there’s much to recommend So the right to practice it, I have to defend An old codger, should we deny The happiness that it can supply? He must have a whole lot on the ball To be able to arrange for that at all It wards off greedy vultures when he’s gone Plus, he didn’t...

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There may be "Advantages" to smoking! But, I can't think of any today! It puts a great strain on your wallet, but, it's really your lungs, that will pay! Your clothes and breath will give you away! They have that "Special" smell! If you smoke in your car and your home, they have that "smell" as well! Young folks think, it's a sign...

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The Advantages of Being a Dog By Elton Camp A dog never worries about what to wear For he comes equipped with a coat of hair Most anything he finds, he’s able to eat His digestive enzymes with germs compete If he feels sick and then barfs up his food He can eat it again and not be thought rude Fido scratches himself...

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Advantages Enjoyed by Adam and Eve By Elton Camp It didn't take a whack to make them breathe They were spared the pain of having to teethe Since they appeared as adults in a flash It wasn't necessary to endure diaper rash And, for them, there wasn't even a hint Of that annoying stuff called navel lint Another advantage of theirs was because Neither...

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Watch then the battlefield, from the comfort of your chair And push the button carelessly, when you can’t stomach any more. Tell us of the sights you’ve seen, from your bought and paid for seat, Boast of bombs and body counts, dismembered heads and feet. Your evenings entertainment, remote device controlled Eliminates the battle scene, and obliterates your soul. So when...

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Some Advantages of Being Male By Elton Camp Benefits of masculinity I cannot deny There are reasons to like being a guy It’s assumed men deserve higher pay And as a man, I really like it that way We wear the same clothes to every affair And nobody will notice or show they care Just two pairs of shoes are entirely enough We needn’t...

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Some Advantages of Being Female By Elton Camp Women have more choices in life An exemption from so much strife To be a homemaker is thought fine But a househusband’s a ball of slime She stays home when the kids are sick A man is a bum if he tries that trick If a woman’s upset it’s okay to cry For a man to...

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