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Adenoid Poems

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Tonsils With An Adenoid
Tonsils With An Adenoid

Took out my tonsils and adenoid,
Then did remove my hemorrhoid;
Received an itch,
From each stitch;
My life more comfortably enjoyed.

Jim Horn
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Categories: adenoid, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick



The Joy Of Bing Skits Zoid
This poetic blurb not meant to annoy
divulging, when just a whippersnapper boy
me late mum and octogenarian pop agreed 
   without questioning why doctor best remove adenoid
pat response told less to prevent sole son tubby coy

than fear Harris heir,...Read More
Categories: adenoid, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, boy,
Form: Free verse
Trump Unfriendly
Trump Unfriendly

Trump has been unfriendly and a big jerk;
Out for him many things may never work,
Big mouth will avoid;
Tonsil and adenoid;
Responsibilities and duties he did shirk.

Jim Horn

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Categories: adenoid, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Redicule of a Loose Tool
Redicule of a Loose Tool

Determined that if not enjoyed, it would be destroyed
And with another thought and idea became annoyed
When around with many things my mind has toyed
Invariably viewed will have eventually filled every void.

All the perplexed people's personalities became...Read More
Categories: adenoid, hilarious,
Form: Couplet
Wiggly Worms
Wiggly Worms

They took out both tonsils and each adenoid
And now another sore throat I cannot avoid
There is nothing with left to collect the germs
Which once were dangling and wiggling worms.

Stopped complaining and conclusion came to
Very sharp object is someone's point...Read More
Categories: adenoid, humorous,
Form: Couplet



ADENOID FACIES

His pinched up nostrils,
His bat-ears,
He is hard to hear,
His eyes stare----
--With vacant expression----
And mouth open,
With protruding incisors,
His saliva dribbles.
Clinician! Can you offer diagnosis?
No? Oh! It's Enlarged Adenoids!
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Categories: adenoid, childhood, education, health, science,
Form: I do not know?