Nonsense Acrostic Poems | Examples
These Nonsense Acrostic poems are examples of Acrostic poems about Nonsense. These are the best examples of Acrostic Nonsense poems written by international poets.
Garbage written in ‘How To Assemble’
Outlandish nonsense with English attempted
Borderline craziness it can resemble
Baffled, I mutter, “May I be exempted?”
Lunacy drafted in some foreign land
English it said… and I said, ”No way.”
Dumbass instructions I can’t understand
Explaining - NOT - how to build in one day
Gormless; the author has been at my gin
Oddball expressions that baffle my brain
Ostensibly claiming ‘Part D will slip in.’
Kitchen cupboards should be less of a pain
Any
Nonsense
Gets
Emotions
Ruptured
Deliberately debating a debilitating disease,
Excruciates and exacerbates existential ease.
Loquaciously lugubrious her lacrimonious wailing,
Instilled in me an ignominy of incongruous assailing.
Galling in its gargantuan, garrulous gainsaying,
Hypocritical hyperbole it goes without saying.
Tormenting me with tales of her tinnitus tintinnabulation,
Forced me to fulminate with ferocity and damnation.
Until, unambiguously, I uttered my interdiction,
Life's too short and your lassitude would test a Saints benediction.
I M M E N S E C O N D E N S E D
I Instructed by a plot, broken into paltry portion
M Mauled into small, mammoth to screaming speck
M Mountain range cramped, meandering cancelled
E Elements of concept squashed into essence
N No word left unchecked, numerous adaptations
S Scrutinised, all adjacent scoured thoroughly
E Erraditacate unnecessary words, edit again
C Captivate from word one, add an anomaly
O Owe the audience pleasure, build their trust
N Never accept the standard, leave cliche alone
D Dive into the character's psyche, dig their dirt
E Employing research makes validity emerge
N Nullify nonsense inclusions, nudge away distractions
S Set up captured fast in short form, stir in surprise
E Every line moves story forward, each essential
D Diagnose end point, not long form done and dusted
C-ommercial
L-ines
O-f
S-pam
E-vidently
D-isappoint
S-cribes
M-aking
O-ur
K-indness
E-vaporate
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
A-ct
N-icely
D-eleting
Y-our
M-essages
A-nd
R-eturn
T-o
I-mmortal
N-ame
Topic: Spammer
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
D azed
U nsure and
'M azeballs
B affled
D iligent
O bservations
N ervously
E ntangled
C lueless, contest
O ptimism
M anufactured
E ntry enthusiasm
... CayCay
2-22-2019
Just in time for annal's first
Anthem of recovery from decadence
Nonsense summer shed, duty toes
Unencumbered line forward, pale impaled
Arctic abyss shrouds frozen flame
Regrets only as almost good intentions
Yields to hibernation of resolve.
12/31/18
Combination of different fine flowers is also forestry
Angels are mere waiters of one big imaginative eatery
Scoring only family members high is help, not bigotry
Under the skin of the human body, runs one major artery
Innocence can never be assured in any case of battery
Sex on the first date always shows maturity and chemistry
Theft is just a risky extension of a mental artistry
Rodents and reptiles are the same and from the same family tree
Yards of light statements, not worthy to be sewed in the registry
Intentionally
Luring
Losers
Using
Manmade
Idiotic
Nonsense
And
Total
Insanity
Do it have to take violence for me to stay with you?
or is violence all you know?
Do you see me as a puppet?
just play with the strings whenever you like?
or your just scared of being alone.
Did you forget you feel pain like me?
did you forget you have feelings like me?
do you really think I'm so inferior to you?
or do you denied the truth?
beneath those evil ways;
your weak at heart an feel inferior to the world.
Your just a fool,
with meaningless morals,
your so pathetic,
your making yourself suffer.
Continue playing god,
continue having that smirk on your face,
live the life full of regrets,
that won't show you no mercy.
Lucky at the race of wit
Implicit you must admit
Clicking heels no time to sit
Kick into high gear to split
Energized quite opposite
Teasing like a hypocrite
Yelling at shadows moonlit
Spry vocals you will emit
Pirouettes so exquisite
Linger not without permit
Impulsive to infinite
Twinkle toes lickety split
HowManySyllables.com: 7 syllables per line
Submitted on April 7, 2018 for contest LICKETY SPLIT ACROSTIC sponsored by Debbie Guzzi - RANKED 3RD
F anciful fabulous fairyland
A geless adulation awaken
I rrevocably immortalize
R egal radiant recollection
Y earning yesterday’s youthful yearbooks
G lamorous gadgets gimmicks girdles
O utrageous outfits overindulge
D efiant delay deny demise
M ighty mascaraded matriarch
O utlandish opulent obscession
T wilight Twinkle Twiddle Twitter Tweet
H eed hopeful hallucination
E nsorcellment endowed elixir
R adical Revamp Restore Reverse
AP: Honorable Mention 2020
Submitted on March 7, 2018
F ear for the sake of fear itself
E verywhere a possible threat
A ctive vivid imagination
R ealigned would be an asset
F anatical negativity
O bstacles falsely conjured up
R ear their ugly heads at every turn
T ainted daunting outlook
H aunting with hesitation
E xacerbating apprehension
S cared of every nook and shadow
A versive techniques abounding
K notted fraudulent excuses
E vasive what if manoeuverings
O bjectionably lethargic
F ailure to launch and skittish
F arewell farfetched fabrications
E motional roller coaster
A bdicating my power to ghosts
R eadjusting my stance for strength
Submitted for contest MID-JANUARY 2018 PREMIERE sponsored by BRIAN STRAND - January 10, 2018
C-ircumvent the conflict,
A-void the nonsense strife;
M-ake a sign of peace,
I-nstead of war in life.
L-eave the chaos behind,
L-etting the hate fade away;
E-arly twenty-ninth of June, make it a lovely day.
V-ictory is truly attained,
E-scaping from animosity;
L-ove eventually prevails,
A-nger yields to harmony.
S-eek the open line,
Q-uest for the telephone;
U-se the friendly talk,
E-vade the conflict
Z-one.