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Animal Absurd Poems

These Animal Absurd poems are examples of Absurd poems about Animal. These are the best examples of Absurd Animal poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Ham
Some people say a man is made out of ham
I say he's made out of mussel and clam
Mussel and clam, oyster and crab,
Spread like a...

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Categories: absurd, animal, death, food, parody,



Premium Member Totally Absurd
Time for some more sillies
“D'ya know what burns my ass?
A flame about THIS high!”
Heard it before?, I ask

Got about a million of  'em
Stay tuned,...

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Categories: absurd, fun,

The Picture of a Child
(A poetic representation of this world unfolding before a child as he grows up to adolescence) 

He stood on a hill,
And saw a picture,
A silent...

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Categories: absurd, allusion, angst, anxiety, art,

How Absurd
Please, slap the cook and  test the meal-
the farmer’s shocked, that he’s in hock, 
For the cook taught the pig to steal.
Please, slap the...

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Categories: absurd, animal, betrayal, bird, fantasy,

Premium Member Totally Absurd
Time for some more sillies
“D'ya know what burns my ass?
A flame about THIS high!”
Heard it before?, I ask

Got about a million of  'em
Stay tuned,...

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Categories: absurd, humorous,




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