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Totally Absurd

Time for some more sillies “D'ya know what burns my ass? A flame about THIS high!” Heard it before?, I ask Got about a million of 'em Stay tuned, here's some I chose “If a cow laughs really hard Does milk come out its nose”? “Do vegetarians eat animal crackers”? “Is it good if a vacuum sucks”? Did I just hear you say “what groaners” That's why I'm paid the big bucks! “Do bald men wash their shiny heads With bar soap or shampoo”? Good question never thought about it Shinola is what they should use! “Does a mailman deliver his own mail”? Do we actually still have mailmen? “Why say 'bye bye' but not 'hi hi”? Never thought of it, dear friends “If feathers tickle us human beans Do feathers tickle birds”? “Do deer only cross at those yellow signs”? Now that is totally absurd!

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Date: 7/15/2018 7:28:00 PM
Fun poem. Thanks for sharing. The vaccum joke made me think of the old 1 liner. "I'm putting my old hoover up for sale on ebay-might as well it's just gathering dust!"
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Jack Ellison
Date: 7/16/2018 5:02:00 AM
Love it... fun stuff eh!!! Tis to laugh...
Date: 7/15/2018 7:39:00 AM
You got me with the cow ;p LOVE IT xomo!!!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 7/15/2018 7:52:00 AM
Fun stuff eh!!! Hope it brightens your day Miss Mo!!! If hubby seeing this... "how's about you and me playing house?" XOXOX

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