How Absurd

Please, slap the cook and test the meal- the farmer’s shocked, that he’s in hock, For the cook taught the pig to steal. Please, slap the cook and test the meal The pig got caught now things are hot The cook killed pig for he did squeal Please, slap that cook and eat the meal the farmer’s shocked, that he’s in hock, Tom turkey must now seal the deal for the cook taught the pig to steal.