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Funny Absence Poems

These Funny Absence poems are examples of Absence poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Absence Funny poems written by international poets.

Guess am the only one who goes all in without being allowed to go all out,
Or is it my cursed fate that even a red...

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Categories: absence, break up,

Mercury and Sunshine
mercury and sunshine
will see you walking around sunset 
thought you are the ghost 
come to frighten up the children 
how on earth do ghost...

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Categories: absence, age, allah, allegory,

Premium Member Chapter 11-- Damian Hakim: Cj and Julius
Date   November  2019

Damian was glad to Be back home
Now he searched his room for anything 
Out  of place. He wanted the...

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Categories: absence, allusion, funny love,


40 years ago I let go of the twin that lived inside of me
My twin was a nice person and feared upsetting anyone
hence he had...

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Categories: absence, beautiful, break up,

That One Guy
Hey, that's me
Man, I was cute as I could be
If only I was a girl with my blue eyes and curly curls
Maybe that could've been...

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Categories: absence, change, depression, emotions,

Moving On
Moving On

I guess it's time huh, 
time for me to move on, 
I will forever remember you. 

I will cherish all the memories we made...

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Categories: absence, death of a

The Actor
the actor
When very young I wanted to be an actor, my uncle Lars had been
an actor, I remember seeing him playing a detective and shouted,

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Categories: absence, age, angst,

A crown that is broken cannot be fixed
It has to be replaced 
Because a crown that is broken 
Cannot be turned into joy
So why...

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Categories: absence, angst, anxiety, betrayal,

Premium Member Shooting Birds At the Moon
Was I maudlin over our breakup? For a minute.

If I think of you now, it’s like a slideshow of unflattering images.

At the time, my breakup...

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Categories: absence, break up, humor,

Wear Your Odd Socks With Pride
Wear your odd socks with pride,
No need for them to, in your gumboots hide,
Of funny looks, I don't give a darn,
As I can spin a...

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Categories: absence, blessing, celebration, celebrity,

Inevitable Death Defines Life
Inevitable death defines afterlife

I mull mortality 
thru lens crafted occipital orbs
regarding a better future
experience sing a space oddity – 
whar incessant yaks
exuding a big hurt

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Categories: absence, allah, angel, anxiety,

Weekend Syndrome
Weekends are supposed to be for relaxing,having fun and catching up on tasks from the week before.
Some people do the aforementioned things but for me,...

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Categories: 11th grade, absence, daughter,

Premium Member The Gigantic Boy
I knew a boy, who was a giant
He was on a council of miants

He was boisterous
A cute fool to us

So he left out of his,...

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Categories: absence, angst, boy, cute,

A Life of Uncompleted Jobs
It has been a short - lived career,
Former ones tried on Black Maria;
To soon start bearing A Pariah,
His story the same in Syria,
Which he had...

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Categories: absence, allusion, career, change,


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Categories: absence, abuse, addiction, anger,