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Funny Absence Poems

These Funny Absence poems are examples of Absence poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Absence Funny poems written by international poets.


Before writing

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Categories: absence, funny love, future,



Work Harder: A Collection of Today’s New Stories
1.)
Gutter bed for a hope held ransom, 
Three bottles opened, 
Drunk reflections of my mirror got me feeling handsome. 
Can’t go a day. 
I can’t...

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© R.P. Grcic  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: absence, age, angst, anxiety,

spring morning
Spring Morning

today, waking up, it was warmer, the winter 
had been cold at times, freezing electric heating
is not for those with a slim wallet

Today, we will...

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© Jan Hansen  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: absence, adventure, age,

Once Upon A Time
I used to look to the sky,
I used to play with the clouds,
I used to talk to the moon,
I used to love butterflies
and rainbows too.
I...

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Categories: absence, anger, anxiety, betrayal,

Premium Member Losing Mary Lou
I had to discourage the love of Mary Lou
My pals advised me what to do 
Just insult her the Texas way
She'll set you free and...

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Categories: absence, girlfriend, humor, hurt,



Sic semper evello mortem tyrannis - part ii
Highlight of Goofus and Gallant 
bred within the survival instinct 
of hungry hordes of prey, 
when Earth in the balance 
against an uncomfortable truth 
smug...

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Categories: absence, adventure, africa, america,

Agony
What are you doing?
What  are we supposed to do?
How are they growing, 
Where will you go?

Thought of something?
You did nothing ,
Things are lost;
Can’t bear...

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Categories: absence, abuse, anxiety, bullying,

since you left
at first it was unbearable i must admit
i wanted to stay home, i told my mom i felt sick
i understand now why they say time...

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Categories: absence, bereavement, boyfriend, heartbreak,

failed humans
Failed humans

The forest he traveled had many paths 
there was always something new to see
like a white tree that once wanted to be
the tallest one in...

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© Jan Hansen  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: absence, adventure, age,

through the ages
Through the Ages

I'm back in the streets of my childhood
no, there is no fanfare I have lived long
in a place with warmer hearts
Here, where I...

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© Jan Hansen  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: absence, abuse, age, courage,

Psychotic
Psychotic 

    1. I love you, and it's pathetic.

    I know, I know—you put the psyche in psychotic.

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Categories: absence, anger, break up,

You're much better off then me
Even a girlfriend now you have, who is nice, straightforward, great at school and always supports you.
She is funny and always looks beautiful.
*they spilled water...

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Categories: absence,

till death does us part
I suppose we all have a lengthened life,
some alone,
some kind,
some hard fought,
some short,
and some long


And we all deal with death in a different way,
some deal...

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Categories: 8th grade, absence, anxiety,

Your life
I am terrified and this is love
Resignation; this is love
Yours is fiercer than mine, less green
Pale, flowing as a riverbed and more of it
Yours is...

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Categories: absence, abuse, allegory, angel,

Beard
I once sported a manly beard,
a beastly beard had I.
But then on the farm, at the crack of dawn,
while my lady cheered,
she chopped it off,...

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Categories: absence, beauty, funny, hair,


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