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Funny Abecedarian Poems

These Funny Abecedarian poems are examples of Abecedarian poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Abecedarian Funny poems written by international poets.

How to survive middle school
Always be sarcastic, but not so much that it's rude.
Be very careful to pretend not to notice what others think.
Clothes don't matter, but they do....

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Categories: 6th grade, 7th grade,

Premium Member School Story
Alphabet learned
Before school
Counting too
Doing homework
Jump rope
Kicked and
Night dreams
On to
Queen crowned
Rest some
Summer is here
Visit jobs
Working now
X-raying bones
Ya-hoo I made it
Zoom through life.


Date Written:5/20/022...

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Categories: humor, imagination, jobs, life,

Premium Member A New Day - Ap
Abundant                        ...

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Categories: blessing, god, happy, love,

Premium Member Amazing How the Pearls Are Flung
Amazing how the pearls are flung
Before the swine these days, and I
Can hardly understand any
Decision to do so by otherwise
Enterprising individuals.
Funny how the swine devour...

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Categories: animal, class, irony, perspective,

Premium Member Blessings From Heaven
All blessing great and small come from God in heaven above. Many we see, know and love. Many just pass us by in life like...

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Categories: blessing, books, god, happy,

Why Cant We Be Friends
Allow me to dream, please?
BFF’s…? No. Oh ok, I'm sorry I asked again,
Can’t we just… NO, oh ok..ok, but you said someday when I found...

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Categories: how i feel,

Premium Member Daughters of the King

Hear Ye, Hear Ye,
Oh Daughters of the King.
From creation’s crown, to our glorious gown,
Let Heaven and nature sing!

Awake, Align, Acclimate,
Bring it...

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Categories: faith, father daughter, fun,

A Blimmin' Cold Day, Even For Grandad
All avenues are amphibious arenas
Bubbles belch-burst, bitter Bacchanalian bombs
Clouds' cast-iron crescendo creates cold cantankerous caricatures
Drenched - darkness descending, daylight dying, disappearing duskwards
Every eye echoing every...

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© Joe Buddha  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: city, dark, funny, imagination,

Premium Member Season of Smiles
All is calm; all is
Bright on this lovely 
Christmas Eve night.
Do you see how
Easily the smiles come?
Feel the warmth that envelops you and
Glows in loved...

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Categories: celebration, christmas, jesus, joy,

Premium Member Zoo Day
All aboard the zoo train, let's ride there
Be amazed when you see the mighty bear
Cougars, big cats, crouch inside their lair
Desert tortoises creep, they move...

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Categories: animal, nature,

Abecedarian: People
Adam Actually Aced An Awesome Adventure
Bradley Boldly Baked Bad Beef
Christopher Canned Cut Cold Cuts
David Dunked Darla Dimple
Evan Ecstatically Escaped Every Eagle
Franklin Flipped Fat Franks
Gary Gerrickson...

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© Leon Ryder  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, humor, people,

Real Feelings
Moni Mo you make me smile,
everyday is like trial,
being thrown at us to smash and tackle,
you mean alot to me,
you make my heart beat like...

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Categories: absence, abuse, addiction, analogy,

Easter Egg, Abecedarian: With Egg Shape-
                       April Aroma...

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Categories: abecedarian, art, childhood, family, children,

Book: Reflection on the Important Things