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Wife Swap - Bawdy

My uncle and aunt both go swinging
To naked bodies they’re soon clinging
Sometimes they swap keys
With Fred and Louise
Lou’s pretty but Freddie is minging

But Freddie has got a big willy
And auntie says it would be silly
Not to sleep with him
When she has a whim
By jingo she is a game filly!

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Two Limericks - Let's have some Fun! Poetry Contest

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01/03/21

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Billy Thekidster April 3, 2021 at 1:52 PM I attended a swinging event, but it did not meet my expectation. We swung on swings all day, with nothing much to say, but by the end of the day I was spent.

Eve Roper March 21, 2021 at 8:30 PM Awesome limericks, Jan, well deserving win. Congratulations! Hugs Eve

Andrea Dietrich March 20, 2021 at 2:57 PM Way to go, sweet friend. I knew it was a big winner.

Paula Goldsmith March 20, 2021 at 12:24 PM Congratulations on your win. A cute write. Guess I have been sheltered. Have a blessed day/weekend.......................

Carolyn Devonshire March 20, 2021 at 11:29 AM I missed this one earlier, Jan. Very funny! Congrats on your top win in Tania's contest. Hugs, Carolyn

Tania Kitchin March 20, 2021 at 3:46 AM Jan, congratulations on your first place win with your hilarious and bawdy limericks! hugs

Ilene Bauer March 20, 2021 at 2:36 AM Hey Jan! A big congrats on your win! Very funny!

Alexis Y. March 19, 2021 at 8:26 PM Hi Jan, I have a feeling you were going to place high with this fun write. Congratulations on your win. It was well deserved. Have a great evening:-) Alexis

Beryl Edmonds March 19, 2021 at 6:59 PM Back with congratulations on your win with these hilarious Limericks Jan ~ Belle :-) x

Lindsay Laurie March 9, 2021 at 4:40 PM Hello Jan … I live a sheltered life Jan. This sort of stuff usually ends in tears. Still in all; very funny limericks Jan - Lindsay Jan Allison March 19, 2021 at 3:34 PM Swinging definitely can cause issues from what I've read so I'm sticking to swing dancing lol:-( hugs jan xx

Judy Ball March 9, 2021 at 11:37 AM Guess just because there is some snow on the roof that doesn't mean there ain't no fire in the furnace. Nice job. God Bless, JB Jan Allison March 19, 2021 at 3:29 PM thanks Judy:-) hugs jan xx

Gershon Wolf March 8, 2021 at 6:26 PM Auntie sure is a spry fillie! Maybe she'd go for Mr. Ed. I here he was really hung back in the hay. lol. :) gw Jan Allison March 19, 2021 at 3:24 PM thanks GW:-) hugs jan xx

Kai Michael Neumann March 7, 2021 at 3:53 AM Funny ... Jan Allison March 19, 2021 at 3:24 PM thanks Kai:-) hugs jan xx

M. L. Kiser March 6, 2021 at 11:13 PM Now, that's Bawdy! Jan Allison March 19, 2021 at 3:24 PM thanks ML-) hugs jan xx

Michelle Faulkner March 6, 2021 at 11:33 AM You are the Queen Bee of Bawdy, Jan, this one made me blush! (glad to see it is fictional) Jan Allison March 19, 2021 at 3:23 PM thanks Michelle I had fun writing this lol:-) hugs jan xx

Jack Horne March 5, 2021 at 1:09 PM LOL, a sure winner here Jan Allison March 19, 2021 at 3:21 PM thanks Jack i got a first place:-):-) :-) hugs jan xx

Mike Gentile March 5, 2021 at 8:43 AM Love your bawdiness Jan, as always !! Happy Friday xxoo Jan Allison March 19, 2021 at 3:20 PM thanks Mike:-) hugs jan xx

Jennifer Proxenos March 3, 2021 at 10:48 AM Bored couples looking for adventure, your bawdy poems made me smile Jan, you have a way that makes a situation seem so humorous. Best of luck in the contest my friend. Hugs and blessings, Jennifer Jan Allison March 19, 2021 at 3:19 PM thanks Jennifer and Anne-Lise i too have had comments putting comments on or have read poems I know i commented on and the comments have vanished:-( hugs Jan xx Anne-Lise Andresen March 4, 2021 at 4:39 AM - I think I have written 12 comments to this poem ... I try today too .... no, it does not work :) - I put it on, Jenny

Kim Rodrigues March 3, 2021 at 8:56 AM Funny as always! Jan Allison March 19, 2021 at 3:18 PM thanks Kim:-) hugs Jan xx

Terry Flood March 3, 2021 at 3:09 AM A message from the chairman of the bawdy... just how close to the wind can you sail... very close it seems... if you have the sphericals. Well done Fearless Jan, good luck in the contest. Terry Jan Allison March 19, 2021 at 3:18 PM ha ha ha - I still have my poetic licence but only just lol :-) hugs jan xx

Simon Hamill March 2, 2021 at 5:52 PM Hi Jan,that's so funny.its nice to have a laugh.thank you.simon:) Jan Allison March 19, 2021 at 3:11 PM thanks Simon:-) hugs Jan xx

Linda Alice Fowler March 2, 2021 at 12:11 PM LOL - too funny Jan! Best wishes in the contest :)) Linda Jan Allison March 2, 2021 at 3:36 PM I hope Tania likes it:-) hugs Jan xx

Mark Koplin March 2, 2021 at 11:48 AM Fiction hmmm. Is this what swing classes are for?? LOL Good job Jan! Jan Allison March 2, 2021 at 3:35 PM lol Mark i admit I go swinging twice a week - swing dancing that is lol:-) hugs jan xx

Regina Mcintosh March 2, 2021 at 11:12 AM Wow. bawdy yes... love sent your way, Gina... good entry Jan Allison March 2, 2021 at 3:35 PM thanks Regina:-) hugs Jan xx

Belden Raiser March 1, 2021 at 3:51 PM Oh my :) Jan Allison March 2, 2021 at 3:35 PM thanks:-) hugs Jan xx

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