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Where There's a Witch--There's a Way

I know of a witch, with a wart on her nose Day after day, we have watched how it grows! It is thought of by some That it might weigh a ton!! How big could it get?? ...Well, nobody knows!! It itched, and she scratched it, then rubbed it with lotion Then guzzled two portions of wicked witch potion She chanted a curse Which made it much worse!! Her nose might explode...it drips like an ocean! Halloween came, so she saddled her broom Climbed on the broom, but her take-off was doomed... The wart was too heavy!! So she got in her Chevy! Now she drives down the road, by the light of the moon
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Date: 10/12/2013 11:51:00 AM
Carrie.. congratulations on your win. Always & Forever =Linda=
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Date: 10/12/2013 11:22:00 AM
Carrie, , thanks for the Halloween entry.... SKAT
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Date: 11/29/2010 4:30:00 AM
Congratulations Carrie on your win in John Freeman's "Halloween Limerick Contest". Love, Carol
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Date: 11/26/2010 11:06:00 AM
Koolio Limerick Carrie, nice one. Congrats on your win in John's fine contest >> James
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Date: 11/26/2010 3:44:00 AM
Congrats on your success in contest!!!!
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Date: 11/25/2010 10:57:00 AM
cute one, congrats on your win in the contest
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Date: 11/25/2010 9:06:00 AM
Hey Carrie, congratulations on your awesome win in john's contest ;) happy thanksgiving to you as well.. Love Wilma
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Date: 11/25/2010 4:06:00 AM
haha still laughing on this one. Wonderful! I would have hated to judge this contest. So many excellent ones. loved it and congrats to you, Carrie
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Date: 11/25/2010 3:51:00 AM
Congratulations on your win in John's contest.Sara
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Date: 11/24/2010 9:08:00 PM
Very funny, Carrie. Are you sure she isn't doing those "Zoom-Zoom-Zoom" Commercials? Great write and well deserved win. Dan C
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Date: 11/24/2010 8:56:00 PM
Carrie....Congrats on notching up big win in the contest........ Luv/Best wishes.....Hitendra Mehta
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Date: 11/24/2010 8:06:00 PM
Congrats Carrie on your big win in John's contest with this cool Limerick luv.. enjoy a special win tonight with luv..
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Date: 11/24/2010 4:31:00 PM
Great win Carrie. I am proud to share with you and 2 other for no. 2. Have a nice and happy Thanksgiving Day. Love, Joyce
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Date: 11/24/2010 2:44:00 PM
LOL Got a laugh out of the way her wart weighed down her broom. Great poem, Joyce! Congratulations on your win in John's contest! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 11/24/2010 2:21:00 PM
Congratulations on this well deserved win, carrie
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Date: 11/24/2010 1:58:00 PM
this one, as I said before, was WONDERFUL. Just what a limerick needs to be, well metered AND funny, the whole package. Congratulations, Carrie. Luv, Andrea
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Date: 11/24/2010 1:34:00 PM
Congratulations Carrie on your poem's well worthy second place, a have a happy thanksgiving. Agape, Moses
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Date: 11/21/2010 1:37:00 PM
too cute!
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Date: 11/20/2010 6:46:00 PM
enjoyed your Limerick,,, Carrie,.. ,,, by the way i am also here to tell you i was going over my contest...lol... and you did not add the word (WORST) to your title,,, well I will finish my contest in the morning,, hope you add it by than so i can place it where it belongs,,, thanks you ,,p..d
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Date: 11/4/2010 2:01:00 AM
hahahaha oh my goodness poor witch! well good thing she fit in the Chevy ;) what a super fun limerick-- loved the zoom part! I'm sure this is gonna be among the top winners :) hugs nikko :)
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Date: 10/29/2010 10:09:00 AM
Lots of really cute rhyming fun with this one, Carrie, and yes, I sure love stealing those Halloween candies too!!
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Date: 10/29/2010 10:01:00 AM
hahaha!i just looove this gem,tmfs!Celene.
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Date: 10/28/2010 10:14:00 PM
Carie, nice one....ZOOM ZOOM...... Thnx for comments on my poem "Friends Treat...." Luv/Best wishes....Hitendra Mehta
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Date: 10/28/2010 5:46:00 PM
so very funny Carrie! take care~deb
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Date: 10/28/2010 1:38:00 PM
funny write...
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