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Tania's Funny Summer Limerick Contest *** June 30, 2025

When My Boobs Flopped

I was swimming in water much too deep
When over a huge wave, I tried to leap
I lost my bikini top
And my boobs began to flop
"Encore" was yelled by a perverted creep!

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John Read

Date: 7/20/2025 10:42:00 AM

Maybe he was taken by surprise, and just couldn't believe his eyes, I bet he'd say, that it made his day, as it must of made his temperature rise. xx

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 7/19/2025 9:21:00 AM

Congratulations on your win. I loved reading your creative/fun write and great picture. Thanks for the laugh. I have been off the computer for a few days. Have a blessed day with your win.............

David Drowley

Date: 7/15/2025 8:46:00 AM

Congratulations on your win! Delighted the limerick was not a "flop."

Lin Lane
Date: 7/15/2025 10:45:00 AM

Thank you for the perky comment, David ;-)

Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 7/14/2025 6:53:00 AM

Funny one Lin. Congratulations! :)

Lin Lane
Date: 7/14/2025 6:59:00 AM

Thanks a lot, Linda.

Terry Miller

Date: 7/14/2025 2:33:00 AM

Very funny, congratulations

Lin Lane
Date: 7/14/2025 6:58:00 AM

Thank you, Terry.

Crystol Woods

Date: 7/13/2025 12:02:00 PM

Congratulations! And, NO JOKE... this is how my parents met!! :)... my mom was 15, dad was 21 and they were at the local swimming hole with friends. She jumped in from the rocks and lost her top and my dad found it and helped her. They were together from that day in 1967 until her death in 2002. Sorry I didn't mean to get all serious lol. This is a great, funny Limerick! Xo

Lin Lane
Date: 7/13/2025 12:15:00 PM

I didn't take your sharing of thoughts as being too serious, Crystal. Thanks for the congrats.

Jack Horne

Date: 7/13/2025 10:41:00 AM

LOL, so glad to see this was a winner

Lin Lane
Date: 7/13/2025 12:14:00 PM

awww thanks so much, Jack.

Tania Kitchin

Date: 7/13/2025 9:41:00 AM

Lin, congratulations on your first place win with your very bawdy and funny limerick.

Lin Lane
Date: 7/13/2025 12:13:00 PM

Tania, thanks for finding it enough to your liking for a place on your winning list.

Terry Flood

Date: 7/9/2025 4:16:00 PM

Ignore that Chris bloke. He wasn’t there. And I should know… I have the best binoculars money can b…. Oh heck!

Lin Lane
Date: 7/13/2025 7:40:00 AM

LOL at you and Chris... peeping.

Duke Beaufort

Date: 7/4/2025 8:09:00 AM

Lin, funny write about something that can happen. It's funny that boobs are a big deal in some cultures like ours and mean so little in others. It's all very strange really. They are interesting structures with a variety of sloping surfaces. It might make for an interesting math project to create descriptive formulas. LOL and Smiles!!

Lin Lane
Date: 7/13/2025 7:39:00 AM

Don't overthink the sloping surfaces, Duke. It won't equate. Yep, I'm smiling.