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Tania's Funny Summer Limerick Contest *** June 30, 2025

I was swimming in water much too deep When over a huge wave, I tried to leap I lost my bikini top And my boobs began to flop "Encore" was yelled by a perverted creep!

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Date: 7/20/2025 10:42:00 AM
Maybe he was taken by surprise, and just couldn't believe his eyes, I bet he'd say, that it made his day, as it must of made his temperature rise. xx
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Date: 7/19/2025 9:21:00 AM
Congratulations on your win. I loved reading your creative/fun write and great picture. Thanks for the laugh. I have been off the computer for a few days. Have a blessed day with your win.............
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Date: 7/15/2025 8:46:00 AM
Congratulations on your win! Delighted the limerick was not a "flop."
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Lin Lane
Date: 7/15/2025 10:45:00 AM
Thank you for the perky comment, David ;-)
Date: 7/14/2025 6:53:00 AM
Funny one Lin. Congratulations! :)
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Lin Lane
Date: 7/14/2025 6:59:00 AM
Thanks a lot, Linda.
Date: 7/14/2025 2:33:00 AM
Very funny, congratulations
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Lin Lane
Date: 7/14/2025 6:58:00 AM
Thank you, Terry.
Date: 7/13/2025 12:02:00 PM
Congratulations! And, NO JOKE... this is how my parents met!! :)... my mom was 15, dad was 21 and they were at the local swimming hole with friends. She jumped in from the rocks and lost her top and my dad found it and helped her. They were together from that day in 1967 until her death in 2002. Sorry I didn't mean to get all serious lol. This is a great, funny Limerick! Xo
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Lin Lane
Date: 7/13/2025 12:15:00 PM
I didn't take your sharing of thoughts as being too serious, Crystal. Thanks for the congrats.
Date: 7/13/2025 10:41:00 AM
LOL, so glad to see this was a winner
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Date: 7/13/2025 12:14:00 PM
awww thanks so much, Jack.
Date: 7/13/2025 9:41:00 AM
Lin, congratulations on your first place win with your very bawdy and funny limerick.
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Lin Lane
Date: 7/13/2025 12:13:00 PM
Tania, thanks for finding it enough to your liking for a place on your winning list.
Date: 7/9/2025 4:16:00 PM
Ignore that Chris bloke. He wasn’t there. And I should know… I have the best binoculars money can b…. Oh heck!
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Date: 7/13/2025 7:40:00 AM
LOL at you and Chris... peeping.
Date: 7/4/2025 8:09:00 AM
Lin, funny write about something that can happen. It's funny that boobs are a big deal in some cultures like ours and mean so little in others. It's all very strange really. They are interesting structures with a variety of sloping surfaces. It might make for an interesting math project to create descriptive formulas. LOL and Smiles!!
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Lin Lane
Date: 7/13/2025 7:39:00 AM
Don't overthink the sloping surfaces, Duke. It won't equate. Yep, I'm smiling.
Date: 6/30/2025 3:34:00 PM
ha ha ha love the bawdy humour Lin lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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Lin Lane
Date: 6/30/2025 3:38:00 PM
Thanks, Queenie. I might get to Princess level someday ;-)
Date: 6/30/2025 1:19:00 PM
Damn, I didn't think you heard me. : )
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Lin Lane
Date: 6/30/2025 1:26:00 PM
Lol Chris... you're only one state over. Thanks, sweet friend.
Date: 6/30/2025 1:11:00 PM
Oh my, is a tidal wave on its way? This made me laugh.
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Lin Lane
Date: 6/30/2025 2:13:00 PM
ummm... I'll take your word for that, Gentleman Rick. ;-)
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Richard Lamoureux
Date: 6/30/2025 1:53:00 PM
A in-law once had an accident at a wave pool. I promptly looked in the other direction.
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Lin Lane
Date: 6/30/2025 1:15:00 PM
;-) Maybe a Tsunami! I should clarify that this one is fiction. Thanks, Rick. I'm glad it made you laugh.

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