What a Fun Debate - In Trump's Own Words

Did you watch it, what a show Little Mikey slammed around, Battered slowly blow by blow With accusations that astound. Pocahontas on the war path, She’s the one that wields the axe, Indignation, poisoned wrath Her solutions just more tax. Crazy Bernie full of zeal Flaring nostrils squinting eyes, Somewhat bridled brought to heel, Marxist fervor cut to size. Sleepy Joe clearly not there A hologram appearing in his place, To his chances not a prayer Slipping badly from the race Mayor Pete, Amy who? Going at it head to head, Lots of insults, no breakthrough Further progress all but dead. So who won you might well ask All who watched could that one see, There's but one person for the task And that person's clearly me.