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Wet Dreams - For Contest

An incontinent man from Thottle
Slept with his hot water bottle
It burst in the night
His wife got a fright
She said next time do use your pottle

05~03~15
Quotation used:- Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards. Benjamin Franklin
Contest: Dumb and Dumber Quotes - Sponsor John Freeman

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Viv Wigley June 21, 2015 at 12:17 AM After reading the title, it seems I was a little premature. And not for the first time. Great win, Jan. I think from now on I'll define victory as 'doing an Allison'. Viv x ps- Quote for men; 'To keep the marriage brimming, with love in the loving cup, whenever you're wrong admit it, and whenever you're right- shut up' Jan Allison June 21, 2015 at 10:29 AM ha ha ha - oh to be immortalised with my own quote for titles with subtle innuendo - that bit of poetic licence I love!!! Hugs jan xx

Carrie Richards June 20, 2015 at 10:06 AM Funny one Jan !! Well done !! Jan Allison June 20, 2015 at 10:08 AM Thanks Carrie:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich June 19, 2015 at 4:59 PM way to go, Jan. It is a well deserved win. Congrats to you. Jan Allison June 19, 2015 at 5:00 PM Thanks Andrea - at least no one has complained about the title .... yet lol:-) hugs jan xx

Paul Callus June 19, 2015 at 4:01 PM It's always a good feeling coming back with congratulations, Jan:) Very merited top win!!! hugs // paul Jan Allison June 19, 2015 at 4:06 PM Thanks Paul I do appreciate your support:) Hugs jan xx

Joseph May June 19, 2015 at 6:13 AM Congrats on a great first place win Jan... Jan Allison June 19, 2015 at 6:17 AM Thanks Joseph it was a great fun contest to enter:-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y. June 19, 2015 at 12:17 AM Hi Jan, I just by tonight to say congrats on your big win:) Alexis Jan Allison June 19, 2015 at 2:05 AM Thanks so much Alexis:-) Hugs jan xx

Tim Ryerson June 19, 2015 at 12:06 AM Love it Jan! You had me thinking dirty-old-man thoughts with that title too...Congrats - Tim Jan Allison June 19, 2015 at 2:04 AM I do like to be 'creative' with my titles Tim lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Skat A June 19, 2015 at 12:01 AM Hi Jan, Congrats on your win. **SKAT**

Poet Destroyer A June 18, 2015 at 11:11 PM Jan :) Congratulations on your Dumb and Dumber Personal quote win.... WUV ~LINDA~ Jan Allison June 19, 2015 at 2:04 AM Thanks Linda:-) hugs Jan xx

John Freeman June 18, 2015 at 11:08 PM Had to do a little research on this one Jan. Very smartly maneuvered! Loved it. Agape, Moses Jan Allison June 19, 2015 at 2:03 AM Thanks John I had GREAT fun writing this one and thanks for letting me share the top spot :-) hugs Jan xx

Alexander Seal May 30, 2015 at 2:58 AM Thats great - facial expressions would be great to see! Jan Allison May 30, 2015 at 3:46 AM Yes one thing we can't recreate too well in such a short poem:-) Hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich May 4, 2015 at 3:58 PM oh you came up with a great idea. How I hope to have time for this contest!! Love it. Jan Allison May 4, 2015 at 4:18 PM Thanks Andrea i do like to have fun with the titles too lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Jaycee Cervenka May 3, 2015 at 9:04 PM This little lim should do quite well. The boys from nonsense alley have definitely rubbed off in thevbest of ways! Janet. ..ps are we 100% sure it was just the water bottle? Jan Allison May 4, 2015 at 2:33 AM Who knows lol:-) Hugs jan xx

Arthur Vaso May 3, 2015 at 8:17 PM LOL you have outdone yourself!!!! Jan Allison May 4, 2015 at 2:33 AM LOL Arthur - look out for today's offering later lol:-) Hugs jan xx

Eve Roper May 3, 2015 at 2:08 PM Hahaha..... so funny Jan, you really outdid yourself on this one a winner for sure. :~) hugs Jan Allison May 3, 2015 at 2:17 PM I post and hope the sponsors like it Eve:-) Hugs Jan xx

James Fraser May 3, 2015 at 2:06 PM Now why did I dread opening up this poem. I had visions of me swimming away ;-) nothing ventured, nothing gained. Another classic gem from your pen Jan. Apologies for being late in catching up on your wonderful poetry, hugs // James xxx Jan Allison May 3, 2015 at 2:16 PM err could be the title that did it James lol - don't judge a book by its cover lol:-) Have another class title for tomorrow's limerick - you have been warned lol:-) Hugs jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire May 3, 2015 at 1:08 PM :D You gave me a great laugh, Jan! I'd probably throttle this man from Thottle. I'm sure John will love it too. Wishing you success in his contest! (Thanks for your comments on the Butt Head) Love, Carolyn Jan Allison May 3, 2015 at 1:14 PM LOL Carolyn - there are tactful ways to deal with things we see here lol lol ;-) hugs Jan xx

Emile Pinet May 3, 2015 at 10:22 AM Very well done with wonderful mental imagery. Emile. Jan Allison May 3, 2015 at 12:25 PM Thanks Emile - but when I found the image I had to go with it - the en suite bit made me giggle:-) Hugs Jan xx

Richard Lamoureux May 3, 2015 at 9:16 AM Ha ha! Good one. Jan Allison May 3, 2015 at 12:23 PM Thanks Richard:-) Hugs Jan xx

Archana Garg May 3, 2015 at 9:01 AM Hehehe , very funny. Archana Garg May 4, 2015 at 6:30 AM Thanks Jan, Archana is an Indian name and I am also a wonderful person.Hehehehe Jan Allison May 3, 2015 at 12:22 PM Thanks Archana:-) You have a wonderful name - one of the teachers from school has the same name and she is a wonderful person :-) Hugs Jan xx

Nandita Das May 3, 2015 at 8:26 AM Hahaha...Funny as ever. Your poem titles are as big a hit as your poems. #7 Jan Allison May 3, 2015 at 8:29 AM I do work hard on my titles Nandita - I couldn't resist this one ! Hugs Jan xx

Joseph May May 3, 2015 at 8:13 AM haha...nice one Jan.. Jan Allison May 3, 2015 at 8:15 AM Thanks Joseph glad I made you smile:-) Hugs Jan xx

Casarah Nance May 3, 2015 at 7:41 AM Hahaha oh that is funny. Thanks for the laughs :) Jan Allison May 3, 2015 at 7:42 AM I have another equally creative title for tomorrow:-) Hugs Jan xx

Kp Nunez May 3, 2015 at 6:42 AM LOL! Woman, you're on a celebratory rampage! Needed that laugh! Hugs! Kim :) Jan Allison May 3, 2015 at 6:51 AM ha ha ha Kim - I have another one to post tomorrow with an equally creative title:-) Hugs Jan xx

Eileen Manassian May 3, 2015 at 6:26 AM Yup...you got me at the title....Drew me in....you did! You did! I knew though that it wouldn't be about THAT! Surely! ;) AND....it wasn't. Oh Jan. Hugs, sweetie. I have been reading you now and again...just so busy. I just soupmailed ya. Hugs Jan Allison May 3, 2015 at 6:28 AM I do like to have fun with the title - me write anything naughty - oh Eileen as IFi would lol:-) Lovely to see you my friend:-) Hugs Jan xx

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