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A CONFESSION
I heard the squelch of death again as I walked late at night in pouring rain. Six tiny snails had been moving house moving as silently as a little mouse. I trod on their shells much to my shame I've got murderer written next to my name. Complete absolution was my only hope so I flew to Italy so I could see the Pope! He opened the door and I stumbled in tears of guilt streaming down my chin. I knelt at his feet, I then kissed his ring said I’m a serial killer - I’d admit everything! The Pope said let me hear your story - and I hope it’s not gruesome and gory. So I told him of the events on one of my walks I’d killed six tiny snails with their eyes on stalks. The Pope took my hand; as he spoke he smiled they died by accident, you weren’t running wild. I grabbed a tissue from a box on his shelf and then dried my eyes as I composed myself. The Pope then admitted he had a problem too and if the news got out it could cause a to do. Slimy slugs had decimated all the papal flowers and said the gardener used slug pellets on ours! It seems we both had learned a moral lesson and this was the end of our dual confession! POETS NOTES ....NO SLUGS OR SNAILS WERE INJURED DURING THE WRITING OF THIS POEM n/a in Welcome To My Random World Poetry Contest judged on 9/20/19 9/13/19

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Date: 9/28/2019 1:06:00 PM
So much fun Jan. Congrats.
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Date: 9/15/2019 7:08:00 PM
haha, Good one, Jan. I love the ending. I used to deliberately kill ants and my girlfriend, whose father was from India, saw me stepping on them outside his house. He reamed me out for killing them. I guess they think they are reincarnated PEOPLE?? I still kill them!
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Date: 9/22/2019 9:54:00 AM
oh heck I am destined for firey flames as sometimes i step on snails when out walking in the dark on a damp evening when they slide out of the foliage:-( hugs jan xx
Date: 9/15/2019 7:50:00 AM
Good job Jan! I like your poem, but I entered that contest too and I’m in it to win it!
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Date: 9/22/2019 9:53:00 AM
hope your poem fared better than mine I got an n/a:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 9/14/2019 9:47:00 PM
Jan, I nominate you for Sainthood!---of Laughter… Howling at this one. Ciao, Gershon
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Date: 9/22/2019 9:52:00 AM
thanks GW:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 9/14/2019 8:15:00 AM
Lol! Jan, I found this poem to be hilarious! I guess I need to make a confession because I know a stepped on a few. I really enjoy your muse she is so versatile, she can write anything! I wish you the best of luck in the contest( I doubt that you need it). Enjoy the rest of your day:-) Alexis
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Date: 9/14/2019 8:26:00 AM
I'm not sure it will float Nina's boat, I hope she likes it - I get these silly ideas and woosh a poem forms:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 9/13/2019 9:25:00 PM
As i get older... I'm far more tolerant of such things. If the mouse or snail is not bothering me... I don't bother it. I still have a problem with sharks. Have a great night my friend.
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Date: 9/14/2019 3:08:00 AM
lol about sharks. I do get pissed off with snails chomping my garden the little buggers NEVER eat the weeds lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 9/13/2019 9:06:00 PM
Great, Jan... Loved it dearly. You have this contest downs so clearly. All my best to you and many prayers - Happy Writing
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Date: 9/14/2019 3:08:00 AM
thanks Regina:-) hugs Jan x
Date: 9/13/2019 7:00:00 PM
G'day Jan … either way in your confessions, the snails and slugs ended up dead, and your plants will be ever so grateful for you both - thanks Jan - Lindsay
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Date: 9/13/2019 7:01:00 PM
LOL Thanks Lindsay. Hubby and I often go out walking late at night and if its been raining the snails are out in force. we do take a torch with us and try to be careful .... but.... sometimes there is a tragedy:-( hugs jan xx
Date: 9/13/2019 6:41:00 PM
A big big one here...My eyes were glued...
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Date: 9/13/2019 6:53:00 PM
Thanks Arturo I never know what my muse will come up with!:-) hugs jan xx

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