Waxing Taxes

It seems you are not taxed enough
But the government knows what to do
and even though the times are tough
The state needs revenue.

We'll bring to law, a knowledge tax
On each concept that you grasp
And then put forth an oxygen tax
For every breath  you gasp

I envision a lucrative walking tax
From jaunt to slow meander
I see a tax on every scent
from garbage to fresh oleander

A blinking tax would open your eyes
and surely allow you to see
That people love paying taxes
Except for taxes on tea.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Brown Avatar
February 22, 2011 at 10:44 AM
Congratulations on your win Joe in Carolyn Devonshire's contest "Taxing Times". Love, Carol
Calhoun Avatar
February 4, 2011 at 3:57 PM
Hi Joe - Congratulations on your WIN in Carolyn's contest! Best wishes, KC
Fraser Avatar
February 4, 2011 at 11:29 AM
Many congratulations Joe on your win in Carolyn's contest....:)
Mehta Avatar
February 3, 2011 at 4:57 PM
Congratulations on the second place win in the contest, Joe
Freeman Avatar
February 3, 2011 at 11:21 AM
Good to see your worthy poem in the top three, Joe. "Enjoy!" Agape, Moses
Konos Avatar
February 3, 2011 at 10:19 AM
I love the "blinking" tax We need a thinking tax!
Dietrich Avatar
February 2, 2011 at 10:52 PM
This is wonderful. How did I ever miss it? A congratulations on one of the best in the contest. LUv, Andrea
Gorelick Avatar
February 2, 2011 at 6:52 PM
I would have placed this at the very top.. I think this is outstanding. BG
Pettit Avatar
February 2, 2011 at 6:37 PM
Your poem is another one that reminds me of the late George Harrison's musical composition "Taxman" from "Revolver" by the Beatles. You have great descriptiveness and rhyming in this one. Congratulations on your win.
Johnson Avatar
February 2, 2011 at 4:12 PM
Very funny and not too far fetched. congratulations on your big no. 2. Love, Joyce
Dufresne Avatar
February 2, 2011 at 2:33 PM
hey really cool poem Joe. Well done Congrats to you!
Taylor Avatar
February 2, 2011 at 1:37 PM
Congrats on your well deserved win, Joe Nice going. Ralph
Roberts Avatar
February 2, 2011 at 12:51 PM
congrats on your second place win in the contest with this great entry
Devonshire Avatar
February 2, 2011 at 12:45 PM
Just the thought of taxing air, walking and even blinking had me laughing, Joe. Then the kicker at the end referring to the Boston Tea Party clinched you a second-place win. Congratulations! The competition was very strong, so take pride in your accomplishment! Love, Carolyn
Kendrick Avatar
February 1, 2011 at 4:32 PM
Got a chuckle..Good luck in the contest..I am glad that I chose this one to read this eve..Sara
Anderson Avatar
February 1, 2011 at 9:14 AM
Cute funny poem...Jimmy
Locksley Avatar
January 31, 2011 at 5:00 PM
I'm waiting for them to start taxing walking. I guess we'll have to crawl then. I like your reference to the Boston Tea Party, Joe. Good luck in the contest, Diane
Lusha Avatar
January 31, 2011 at 2:09 PM
That was brilliant, I love the last stanza, just let them try and tax tea...There would surely be an uprising in England...gosh I can't do without my tea hehehe.....Allie p.s thanks Joe for reading and commenting on my poem.
Mehta Avatar
January 30, 2011 at 2:30 PM
I see a tax on every scent from garbage to fresh oleander.... nice expression, Joe
Devonshire Avatar
January 30, 2011 at 12:01 PM
:) Thanks for supporting the contest, Joe. Love, Carolyn
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