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VANESSAs LIP

Vanessa was 
the college campus beauty queen
and she'd set 
her brown eyes on me
We were both 
captivated at first sight
two love birds 
as happy as could be
Friend, 
Vanessa had a beautiful body
just to look at her 
would make me high
And my mind
it was taking me places
that were dangerous
I can not deny

By Thanksgiving 
I had bought the ring
traveled to West Virginia 
to meet her mom
Her dad had split 
when she was young
it'd been years 
since they’d seen Tom
I was so excited
I almost wet my pants
Vanessa and me 
were finally at her house
This girl
she looked like Heaven's angel
in her sheer 
almost see through blouse

Up the stairs 
we stood at the front door
a final look 
and she winked with her lash
Her mom came 
and she opened the door
she stood there 
sporting a thick mustache
Filled with pure panic 
that I couldn't hide
I saw a coming hint 
above Vanessa's lip
When they went 
into the kitchen for tea
it was my chance 
and I gave them the slip

~Lyric Man

Note: Just a little fun write that’s mostly true. Call me shallow, I know.. but a girls gonna look like her mom one day ;). I was young and scared. I fled from ole Vanessa and never looked back.(We were not actually engaged).

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018




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Date: 8/27/2018 3:49:00 PM
Enjoyed your story telling.
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Date: 8/25/2018 9:27:00 PM
Oh, you brat!, you scooted! A joy to read, and a great ending. Poetry hugs ... CayCay
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Date: 8/22/2018 2:31:00 PM
!!! help!!! :D "I'd offered up a razor LOL = D James
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Date: 8/21/2018 6:42:00 PM
mostly true? hahaha. you dog you!! Thankfully people think my mom looks young for her age,so I am hoping I will be the same!! Sure enjoyed this one
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Date: 8/21/2018 5:34:00 AM
Lol..this was a surprise ending Lyric..it was a hairy situation to say the least
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Date: 8/18/2018 4:34:00 PM
Lol as the kids say Funny Lyric Man I like it Better safe than sorry my mate Razor Blades are hellishly expensive these days I wrote a poem called feather field of dreams. Can you or will you take the time to read it please I think this maybe the best poem I have ever wrote or probably ever will. Cheers Bud hope you are well keep on writing and singing
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Date: 8/17/2018 2:18:00 PM
LM Sooo you trashed the 'stache and did the 100 yard dash in 7.4..... That has to be a world record!
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Date: 8/17/2018 7:54:00 AM
You always have a way of capturing the reader in the first two lines, once I start reading your work, no matter what its length I must finish it---and always glad I did---Best of Luck my friend
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Date: 8/16/2018 12:23:00 AM
A fabulous, well penned story, Lyric Man. T.J
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Date: 8/15/2018 9:43:00 PM
Lol. Okay, so Vanessa wasn't the right one. :) All I can say is- you have made me smile and giggle with this fun write. :) Brandy
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Date: 8/15/2018 4:42:00 PM
Poor Vanessa! Lol. Nice write LM..
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Date: 8/15/2018 12:21:00 PM
Well, that, Lyric Man, I must say, must have been a "hair raising" experience. Hope it wasn't a "handlebar"...
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Date: 8/15/2018 8:49:00 AM
I wasn't sure where this was going but once it hit, it packed a punch. Great fun Lyric man. I really enjoyed it !!!
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Date: 8/14/2018 11:43:00 PM
Very funny, Lyric Man! Such much tough rough love story
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Date: 8/14/2018 3:40:00 PM
Quite amusing but cery we written! Enjoyed it very much ! Hugs Brenda
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Date: 8/14/2018 3:03:00 PM
this should be in your secret black book, naughty you, D...lol... charmed!..huggs
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Date: 8/14/2018 2:04:00 PM
A fun read LM.
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Date: 8/14/2018 12:13:00 PM
Hilarious ending, Lyric Man. I am dying here and I should not be, as I am sneaking a peek at work.
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Date: 8/14/2018 11:49:00 AM
A good giggle to start my day. :)
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Date: 8/14/2018 10:02:00 AM
Ha! You are right, doctor! The girl turns into her mother, just as the man turns into his father … Interestingly, I just saw the sister of my ex, and OMG! She was the image of her mother, only moreso. Chilling, believe me! Best wishes, Gershon
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Date: 8/14/2018 8:08:00 AM
Haha a narrow escape indeed Dave, loved it. Tom
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Date: 8/14/2018 8:02:00 AM
Hilarious I say, stroking my beard ;) you're too cute Lyric Man, xomo!
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Date: 8/14/2018 7:26:00 AM
Welcome back Lyric Man; even though U almostgave us the slip ... via the poem. Why would a hirsute mother-in-law be such a scary thing!? What's good on the gander, ought to shine bright on the Mother-in-Law- Goose, too. Blessings, as U have fun here. shalom, shalom
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