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translation: Betty is a hot chic    Barney is a rookie surfer

Bawdy Limerick Contest  N/A    Written 3/1/22

A randy surfer from Malibu Crest Untied the bikini top off of Celest You’re my Betty let’s hang loose As he tried for her caboose She slapped his hand away from her breast Aloha Barney and get off my turf You’re a randy dude, who can’t even surf Rico won’t tell you again I bet you’ve never hung ten She's not your Betty, uncool of you Murph

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Date: 3/8/2022 1:24:00 PM
hahah. I love how you used Rico's name in this one!!! nice and bawdy.
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I Am Anaya
Date: 3/8/2022 5:13:00 PM
Oh, he disserves it! Thanks, Andrea
Date: 3/1/2022 10:11:00 AM
I am too old to surf, but my plumbing still works! I am up for tandem boogieboarding anytime you are! Enjoyed, Anaya! Aloha!
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Date: 3/1/2022 10:49:00 AM
Rico is the Kahuna! Thanks for enjoying...happy to hear your plumbing is all there... Aloha Nui Loa!

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