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Try Amazon, Mary

Here lies Mary McSimple McDougal Along with her twelve cats and a poodle Mary could not read At school she smoked weed So she couldn’t type ‘cat chow’ on Google

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Bill Baker

Date: 6/13/2022 4:37:00 PM

Good funny Limerick. Have a great week! Bill

John Lawless

Date: 6/9/2022 10:37:00 AM

...The pictures Gershon, look for the pictures

Gershon Wolf
Date: 6/9/2022 5:35:00 PM

Cat took my glasses, John. Wink, wink, gw

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 6/9/2022 10:17:00 AM

That would be awful!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 6/9/2022 5:41:00 PM

Heck, she couldn't even type 'me-ow!'

Panagiota Romios

Date: 6/9/2022 6:15:00 AM

Hysterical, Gershon. Cat chow ....ROFLMAO!! You kill me! Panagiota

Gershon Wolf
Date: 6/9/2022 5:36:00 PM

If, indeed, I have killed thee. Make sure to point your gun at me. lol. ~ Killer Kowalski