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Trust Me I'M a Doctor

Trust me I'm doctor, now take off your clothes and lie down I promise this won't hurt a bit, might feel a little prick downtown It'll only last twenty minutes Just until your wound shuts Come back for a follow up but wear a skimpy gown

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Date: 11/27/2017 3:21:00 PM
Or ... you play one on tv. So fun to read! ~Judy
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/27/2017 3:31:00 PM
LOL Been on TV but those days are long gone!!! Thanks for dropping by dear Judith from Connecticut!!! Lovesies, Jack xxx
Date: 11/27/2017 12:26:00 PM
hahaha... are you a Benny Hill doctor? Or carry on Doctor? did you ever watch that?
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/27/2017 12:33:00 PM
Yup!!! Watched them both! Benny signing off!
Date: 11/27/2017 7:56:00 AM
Trust me I'm a politician//A smoke and mirrors magician//But I call them facts//Then crank up the tax//on a man of your high position. (?!?) mo coffee please SKIMP ON JUMPING JACK!!!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/27/2017 8:42:00 PM
Holy crap, you ARE old Daisy Mae!!! LOL
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Date: 11/27/2017 8:18:00 AM
DAISY MAE!!!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/27/2017 8:03:00 AM
Are you basically addicted like me... seems so! Kickapoo Joy Juice from Li'l Abner... sorry you're probably too young???

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