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Tongue Twister Time

Fat Freddie was a farmer, his favourite food was beans
He’d eat them morning, noon and night - they featured in his dreams
His friends were always wary as Freddie produced so much gas
Freddie would fart furtively then claim it wasn’t from HIS ass
Five friends of his were furious and called Freddie a stupid dork
To stop his farting issue they fitted Freddie with a huge cork
Fat Freddie’s tum grew larger, he looked like he’d explode
But his wind was put to good use... he’d pop the cork whenever it snowed
Fat Freddie was employed in winter to help to clear the roads
The reward for his work was paid in beans - the road sweeper gave him loads!

My Tongue Twister is...

Fat farmer Freddie farted furtively in front of five furious friends!

Tongue Twister time Contest
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10~31~16

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Sandra Haight November 27, 2016 at 5:16 PM Nicely and humorously done, Jan! Congratulations on your placement! Hugs, Sandra Jan Allison November 27, 2016 at 5:19 PM Thanks so much Sandra:-) hugs Jan xx

Janis Medders Tobechi November 24, 2016 at 7:39 PM This is great Jan, a 7. Congratulations. Jan Allison November 24, 2016 at 10:10 PM Thanks Janis:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper November 24, 2016 at 3:42 PM This is fabulous, Jan, congratulations on your win Hugs Eve Jan Allison November 24, 2016 at 3:50 PM Thanks Eve I was delighted to be on the winners list:-) hugs Janxx

Reason A. Poteet November 24, 2016 at 2:16 PM Well-done, Jan. Quite a story that my two sons would enjoy and my ten year old grandson. He let one Sunday night that would place gold in the Odor Olympics.. Jan Allison November 24, 2016 at 2:22 PM ha ha ha Reason:-) hugs jan xx

Constance La France November 5, 2016 at 11:21 AM Jan, this is delightfully fun, my dad used to make beans that could have been used as weapons of destruction, very funny, best of luck in the contest ~ Jan Allison November 5, 2016 at 6:51 PM ha ha ha Constance I must get the recipe from you lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Charmaine Chircop November 1, 2016 at 4:37 PM Wahahahaha : )Fery funny findeed : )lol ..loved this.. Jan Allison November 1, 2016 at 5:27 PM lol thanks Charma:-) hugs Jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire November 1, 2016 at 2:11 PM Oh, I haven't seen the contest yet, but absolutely LOVE this witty write. Can see Freddie's tummy growing larger until it explodes. Bravo! Sure to be a winner, Jan. Jan Allison November 1, 2016 at 2:59 PM Thanks Carolyn:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith November 1, 2016 at 1:53 PM A vicious cycle...beans to gas...beans for gas...what's coming out of Freddie's a Jan Allison November 1, 2016 at 3:00 PM lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y. November 1, 2016 at 12:48 PM Hi Jan, WoW! What a funny tongue twister you have created. It should do well in the contest. A big seven. :-) Alexis Jan Allison November 1, 2016 at 3:00 PM Thanks Alexis I hope Vienna likes it:-) hugs Jan xx

Maurice Yvonne November 1, 2016 at 9:21 AM Wow, a contest about having a twisted sense of humour. Made for you sweetie. A fav. Jan Allison November 1, 2016 at 12:40 PM lol Armand:-) I am trying not to write farting poems but this one slipped out lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lim'Rik Flats November 1, 2016 at 9:13 AM I thought Freddie farted for free//from a cracked cannon somewhat furry//guess I was wrong//(my anthem-song)//Could Freddie's farties uproot a tree? Fine, first-class foolishness Jan! huggafwoots ~j Jan Allison November 1, 2016 at 12:39 PM lol John:-) hugs Jan xx

Abdullah Alhemaidy November 1, 2016 at 6:29 AM Big Smile! Beans beans... ha ha.. Thanks lovely Jan for sharing. Have a nice time. Jan Allison November 1, 2016 at 12:39 PM Thanks Abdullah:-) hugs Jan xx

Barry Stebbings November 1, 2016 at 6:16 AM Ha, ha, ha.. Laughed out loud at this one Jan. Good luck in the contest. Barry. Jan Allison November 1, 2016 at 12:38 PM LOL Barry I try to keep away from writing farty poems but this one popped out lol:-) hugs jan xx

Demetrios Trifiatis November 1, 2016 at 5:21 AM I declare you a winner dear, Jan! Superbly hilarious! A seven! For further futures of Freddie's ferocious and fabulous fumes please, wait for Jan's next writing! Haha! Jan Allison November 1, 2016 at 12:37 PM fantastically funny comment Demetrios:-) hugs Jan xx

Darren White November 1, 2016 at 3:15 AM Pull my hoof LOLOLOL..... That cork, I hope Freddie gets a new one regularly ;) Jan Allison November 1, 2016 at 3:46 AM Can you imagine the mess of an exploding cow if the cork didn' t pop lol. I dread to think! :-) hugs Jan xx

Afzal Nusker November 1, 2016 at 12:45 AM Such a hilarious poem you have written, Jan. This poem is extraordinary. Jan Allison November 1, 2016 at 3:40 AM Thanks Afzal :-)hugs Jan xx

Chris Green October 31, 2016 at 4:39 PM That was hilarious. Who would have ever though of that, clearing the roads in the winter. That is so creative Jan, a nice aromatic tongue twister poem. Jan Allison October 31, 2016 at 5:10 PM Ha ha ha lol @ 'aromatic' I'm not sure it would catch on lol but sure would be a blast to see lol:-) hugs Jan xx