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Fat Freddie was a farmer, his favourite food was beans He’d eat them morning, noon and night - they featured in his dreams His friends were always wary as Freddie produced so much gas Freddie would fart furtively then claim it wasn’t from HIS ass Five friends of his were furious and called Freddie a stupid dork To stop his farting issue they fitted Freddie with a huge cork Fat Freddie’s tum grew larger, he looked like he’d explode But his wind was put to good use... he’d pop the cork whenever it snowed Fat Freddie was employed in winter to help to clear the roads The reward for his work was paid in beans - the road sweeper gave him loads! My Tongue Twister is... Fat farmer Freddie farted furtively in front of five furious friends! Tongue Twister time Contest Sponsored by Mystic Rose 10~31~16

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Sandra Haight

Date: 11/27/2016 5:16:00 PM

Nicely and humorously done, Jan! Congratulations on your placement! Hugs, Sandra

Jan Allison
Date: 11/27/2016 5:19:00 PM

Thanks so much Sandra:-) hugs Jan xx

Janis Thompson

Date: 11/24/2016 7:39:00 PM

This is great Jan, a 7. Congratulations.

Jan Allison
Date: 11/24/2016 10:10:00 PM

Thanks Janis:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 11/24/2016 3:42:00 PM

This is fabulous, Jan, congratulations on your win Hugs Eve

Jan Allison
Date: 11/24/2016 3:50:00 PM

Thanks Eve I was delighted to be on the winners list:-) hugs Janxx

Reason A. Poteet

Date: 11/24/2016 2:16:00 PM

Well-done, Jan. Quite a story that my two sons would enjoy and my ten year old grandson. He let one Sunday night that would place gold in the Odor Olympics..

Jan Allison
Date: 11/24/2016 2:22:00 PM

ha ha ha Reason:-) hugs jan xx

Constance La France

Date: 11/5/2016 11:21:00 AM

Jan, this is delightfully fun, my dad used to make beans that could have been used as weapons of destruction, very funny, best of luck in the contest ~

Jan Allison
Date: 11/5/2016 6:51:00 PM

ha ha ha Constance I must get the recipe from you lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Charmaine Chircop

Date: 11/1/2016 4:37:00 PM

Wahahahaha : )Fery funny findeed : )lol ..loved this..

Jan Allison
Date: 11/1/2016 5:27:00 PM

lol thanks Charma:-) hugs Jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 11/1/2016 2:11:00 PM

Oh, I haven't seen the contest yet, but absolutely LOVE this witty write. Can see Freddie's tummy growing larger until it explodes. Bravo! Sure to be a winner, Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 11/1/2016 2:59:00 PM

Thanks Carolyn:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 11/1/2016 1:53:00 PM

A vicious cycle...beans to gas...beans for gas...what's coming out of Freddie's a

Jan Allison
Date: 11/1/2016 3:00:00 PM

lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 11/1/2016 12:48:00 PM

Hi Jan, WoW! What a funny tongue twister you have created. It should do well in the contest. A big seven. :-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 11/1/2016 3:00:00 PM

Thanks Alexis I hope Vienna likes it:-) hugs Jan xx

Maurice Yvonne

Date: 11/1/2016 9:21:00 AM

Wow, a contest about having a twisted sense of humour. Made for you sweetie. A fav.

Jan Allison
Date: 11/1/2016 12:40:00 PM

lol Armand:-) I am trying not to write farting poems but this one slipped out lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 11/1/2016 9:13:00 AM

I thought Freddie farted for free//from a cracked cannon somewhat furry//guess I was wrong//(my anthem-song)//Could Freddie's farties uproot a tree? Fine, first-class foolishness Jan! huggafwoots ~j

Jan Allison
Date: 11/1/2016 12:39:00 PM

lol John:-) hugs Jan xx

Abdullah Alhemaidy

Date: 11/1/2016 6:29:00 AM

Big Smile! Beans beans... ha ha.. Thanks lovely Jan for sharing. Have a nice time.

Jan Allison
Date: 11/1/2016 12:39:00 PM

Thanks Abdullah:-) hugs Jan xx

Barry Stebbings

Date: 11/1/2016 6:16:00 AM

Ha, ha, ha.. Laughed out loud at this one Jan. Good luck in the contest. Barry.

Jan Allison
Date: 11/1/2016 12:38:00 PM

LOL Barry I try to keep away from writing farty poems but this one popped out lol:-) hugs jan xx

Demetrios Trifiatis

Date: 11/1/2016 5:21:00 AM

I declare you a winner dear, Jan! Superbly hilarious! A seven! For further futures of Freddie's ferocious and fabulous fumes please, wait for Jan's next writing! Haha!

Jan Allison
Date: 11/1/2016 12:37:00 PM

fantastically funny comment Demetrios:-) hugs Jan xx

Darren White

Date: 11/1/2016 3:15:00 AM

Pull my hoof LOLOLOL..... That cork, I hope Freddie gets a new one regularly ;)

Jan Allison
Date: 11/1/2016 3:46:00 AM

Can you imagine the mess of an exploding cow if the cork didn' t pop lol. I dread to think! :-) hugs Jan xx

Afzal Nusker

Date: 11/1/2016 12:45:00 AM

Such a hilarious poem you have written, Jan. This poem is extraordinary.

Jan Allison
Date: 11/1/2016 3:40:00 AM

Thanks Afzal :-)hugs Jan xx

Chris Green

Date: 10/31/2016 4:39:00 PM

That was hilarious. Who would have ever though of that, clearing the roads in the winter. That is so creative Jan, a nice aromatic tongue twister poem.

Jan Allison
Date: 10/31/2016 5:10:00 PM

Ha ha ha lol @ 'aromatic' I'm not sure it would catch on lol but sure would be a blast to see lol:-) hugs Jan xx