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Time For Tea

I bought some Viagra one day
My spouse didn’t fancy a lay
I popped it in my tea
Then I dunked my cookie
It stayed hard that’s all I can say!

(based on an old joke)

04~28~17

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Dale Gregory Cozart

June 5, 2017 at 5:51 PM

whatever works!

Jan Allison

June 6, 2017 at 12:11 PM

ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx

Debbie Duncan

May 12, 2017 at 1:18 AM

Too funny :) 7 thanks for liking my Ginkgo poem :)

Jan Allison

May 12, 2017 at 12:16 PM

Thanks Debbie:-) hugs Jan xx

Maurice Rigoler

May 6, 2017 at 4:55 PM

Hahaha! This is a gem, Jan. Think I should try it as I love tea and who knows wiil come up? Thanks so much for your constant stop bys. / M

Jan Allison

May 12, 2017 at 12:18 PM

Lol Maurice I have my friend Steve to thank for the joke all I did was put it into a fun limerick:-) hugs Jan xx

Lisa Ricci

May 1, 2017 at 10:55 AM

Hi Jan. Good Afternoon. You are a riot. Tea time has always been a special time for me and my sisters so I thought I would read the entry. Thank you for the smile and chuckle and new meaning. Thanks for sharing your talent with this format and style. Enjoy the afternoon. Well done entirely. -- Smile --

Jan Allison

May 12, 2017 at 12:19 PM

Glad I can raise a smile lisa:-) hugs Jan xx

Ralph Sergi

April 30, 2017 at 8:13 AM

Hi JAN: Very clever and funny! It doesn't have to be E.D.ited (ha ha)

Jan Allison

April 30, 2017 at 1:46 PM

HA HA HA VERY clever Ralph:-):-):-) I nearly choked on my cuppa then lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

April 28, 2017 at 7:58 PM

OH MY, that was a good one, Jan. You little cookie monster, you.

Andrea Dietrich

April 29, 2017 at 6:33 PM

good luck in the contest, dearie. Yes, this is one of your best!

Jan Allison

April 29, 2017 at 6:28 AM

Yet another difference in our use of words as we mainly call them biscuits but I used cookie to rhyme with the poem:-) hugs Jan xx

Jan Allison

April 29, 2017 at 1:48 AM

I personally think this is one of my best recent poems Andrea:-) Got my friend Steve to thank for this one and the Kermit poem but I can't post that one as I'm entering it for a contest in the UK:-) hugs Jan

Arthur Vaso

April 28, 2017 at 7:30 PM

Now viagra and tea! thats a new one! LOL

Jan Allison

April 29, 2017 at 1:46 AM

ha ha ha - at least you don't get brewers droop with tea lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May

April 28, 2017 at 6:09 PM

You do dunk cookies!... or do you?..lol..nice one Jan

Jan Allison

April 28, 2017 at 6:17 PM

No I don't dunk EVER I was mortified when my hubby taught my son to dunk biscuits!:-) hugs Jan xx

Agnes Krampe

April 28, 2017 at 5:05 PM

Thanks for the chuckle, Jan. When I go to read one of your limericks, I know you never fail to deliver :)

Jan Allison

April 28, 2017 at 5:56 PM

aw thanks Agnes I know my style isn't to everyone's liking but I do try and make folks smile if I can and now I know that limerick writing/ humourous poems is in my blood so I will carry on the family tradition for as long as I can... I have to say this is one of my favourite poems of my limericks:-) hugs jan xx

Nette Onclaud

April 28, 2017 at 4:33 PM

downright funny, jan.. huggs

Jan Allison

April 28, 2017 at 4:42 PM

Thanks Nette:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith

April 28, 2017 at 3:39 PM

Lol... funny one Jan

Jan Allison

April 28, 2017 at 3:54 PM

Cheers Tim:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper

April 28, 2017 at 3:02 PM

Hahahaha....:) you are awesome ~*

Jan Allison

April 28, 2017 at 3:09 PM

Some would disagree Eve but I do try and make people smile:-) hugs jan xx

Charlie Smith

April 28, 2017 at 11:24 AM

Did you call your doctor? Good one Jan...

Jan Allison

April 28, 2017 at 12:16 PM

ha ha ha:-)hugs Jan xx

Anne-Marie Coreggia

April 28, 2017 at 9:46 AM

Wow! Jan, I love it because you are fearlessly funny:) Amitiés

Jan Allison

April 28, 2017 at 12:19 PM

Not sure about fearless lol I do try and be careful not to offend with my humour lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

April 28, 2017 at 9:36 AM

LOL! Time for a laugh!

Jan Allison

April 28, 2017 at 12:20 PM

Thanks Kim:-) hugs Jan xx

Heidi Sands

April 28, 2017 at 9:26 AM

Funny one Jan! Thanks for the laugh :)

Jan Allison

April 28, 2017 at 12:20 PM

Thanks Heidi:-) hugs Jan xx

Richard Lamoureux

April 28, 2017 at 8:42 AM

Ha ha, that's funny!

Jan Allison

April 28, 2017 at 12:21 PM

I can't wait to show it to my friend Steve he told me the joke:-) hugs Jan xx

Charlotte Puddifoot

April 28, 2017 at 8:22 AM

haha oh jan! lowering the tone!! LOL i've just dunked a ginger nut in a cuppa an' all! nearly spat the tea out! :)

Jan Allison

April 28, 2017 at 12:22 PM

LOL there may be an 'art' Charlotte but I don't want crumbs decorating the bottom of my mugs !:-) hugs Jan xx

Charlotte Puddifoot

April 28, 2017 at 8:40 AM

oh there's an art to dunking, jan! you have to time it precisely to avoid clagging at the bottom of the mug! lol my gran always used to do it (while watching the snooker yaaawn) and she got me into it, but when i think about it, it is a bit gross!

Jan Allison

April 28, 2017 at 8:26 AM

ha ha ha Charlotte - I had to get up in the night to write this on a scrap of paper and I will put the record straight I DO NOT dunk biscuits ever in fact I was mortified when my hubby taught my son how to dunk as I think its a horrid thing especially with the clag at the bottom of the mug:-) hugs Jan xx

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