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I bought some Viagra one day My spouse didn’t fancy a lay I popped it in my tea Then I dunked my cookie It stayed hard that’s all I can say! (based on an old joke) 04~28~17

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Dale Gregory Cozart

Date: 6/5/2017 5:51:00 PM

whatever works!

Jan Allison
Date: 6/6/2017 12:11:00 PM

ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx

Debbie Duncan

Date: 5/12/2017 1:18:00 AM

Too funny :) 7 thanks for liking my Ginkgo poem :)

Jan Allison
Date: 5/12/2017 12:16:00 PM

Thanks Debbie:-) hugs Jan xx

Maurice Rigoler

Date: 5/6/2017 4:55:00 PM

Hahaha! This is a gem, Jan. Think I should try it as I love tea and who knows wiil come up? Thanks so much for your constant stop bys. / M

Jan Allison
Date: 5/12/2017 12:18:00 PM

Lol Maurice I have my friend Steve to thank for the joke all I did was put it into a fun limerick:-) hugs Jan xx

Lisa Ricci

Date: 5/1/2017 10:55:00 AM

Hi Jan. Good Afternoon. You are a riot. Tea time has always been a special time for me and my sisters so I thought I would read the entry. Thank you for the smile and chuckle and new meaning. Thanks for sharing your talent with this format and style. Enjoy the afternoon. Well done entirely. -- Smile --

Jan Allison
Date: 5/12/2017 12:19:00 PM

Glad I can raise a smile lisa:-) hugs Jan xx

Ralph Sergi

Date: 4/30/2017 8:13:00 AM

Hi JAN: Very clever and funny! It doesn't have to be E.D.ited (ha ha)

Jan Allison
Date: 4/30/2017 1:46:00 PM

HA HA HA VERY clever Ralph:-):-):-) I nearly choked on my cuppa then lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 4/28/2017 7:58:00 PM

OH MY, that was a good one, Jan. You little cookie monster, you.

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 4/29/2017 6:33:00 PM

good luck in the contest, dearie. Yes, this is one of your best!

Jan Allison
Date: 4/29/2017 6:28:00 AM

Yet another difference in our use of words as we mainly call them biscuits but I used cookie to rhyme with the poem:-) hugs Jan xx

Jan Allison
Date: 4/29/2017 1:48:00 AM

I personally think this is one of my best recent poems Andrea:-) Got my friend Steve to thank for this one and the Kermit poem but I can't post that one as I'm entering it for a contest in the UK:-) hugs Jan

Arthur Vaso

Date: 4/28/2017 7:30:00 PM

Now viagra and tea! thats a new one! LOL

Jan Allison
Date: 4/29/2017 1:46:00 AM

ha ha ha - at least you don't get brewers droop with tea lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May

Date: 4/28/2017 6:09:00 PM

You do dunk cookies!... or do you?..lol..nice one Jan

Jan Allison
Date: 4/28/2017 6:17:00 PM

No I don't dunk EVER I was mortified when my hubby taught my son to dunk biscuits!:-) hugs Jan xx

Agnes Krampe

Date: 4/28/2017 5:05:00 PM

Thanks for the chuckle, Jan. When I go to read one of your limericks, I know you never fail to deliver :)

Jan Allison
Date: 4/28/2017 5:56:00 PM

aw thanks Agnes I know my style isn't to everyone's liking but I do try and make folks smile if I can and now I know that limerick writing/ humourous poems is in my blood so I will carry on the family tradition for as long as I can... I have to say this is one of my favourite poems of my limericks:-) hugs jan xx

Nette Onclaud

Date: 4/28/2017 4:33:00 PM

downright funny, jan.. huggs

Jan Allison
Date: 4/28/2017 4:42:00 PM

Thanks Nette:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 4/28/2017 3:39:00 PM

Lol... funny one Jan

Jan Allison
Date: 4/28/2017 3:54:00 PM

Cheers Tim:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 4/28/2017 3:02:00 PM

Hahahaha....:) you are awesome ~*

Jan Allison
Date: 4/28/2017 3:09:00 PM

Some would disagree Eve but I do try and make people smile:-) hugs jan xx

Charlie Smith

Date: 4/28/2017 11:24:00 AM

Did you call your doctor? Good one Jan...

Jan Allison
Date: 4/28/2017 12:16:00 PM

ha ha ha:-)hugs Jan xx

Anne-Marie Coreggia

Date: 4/28/2017 9:46:00 AM

Wow! Jan, I love it because you are fearlessly funny:) Amitiés

Jan Allison
Date: 4/28/2017 12:19:00 PM

Not sure about fearless lol I do try and be careful not to offend with my humour lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 4/28/2017 9:36:00 AM

LOL! Time for a laugh!

Jan Allison
Date: 4/28/2017 12:20:00 PM

Thanks Kim:-) hugs Jan xx

Heidi Sands

Date: 4/28/2017 9:26:00 AM

Funny one Jan! Thanks for the laugh :)

Jan Allison
Date: 4/28/2017 12:20:00 PM

Thanks Heidi:-) hugs Jan xx

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 4/28/2017 8:42:00 AM

Ha ha, that's funny!

Jan Allison
Date: 4/28/2017 12:21:00 PM

I can't wait to show it to my friend Steve he told me the joke:-) hugs Jan xx

Charlotte Puddifoot

Date: 4/28/2017 8:22:00 AM

haha oh jan! lowering the tone!! LOL i've just dunked a ginger nut in a cuppa an' all! nearly spat the tea out! :)

Jan Allison
Date: 4/28/2017 12:22:00 PM

LOL there may be an 'art' Charlotte but I don't want crumbs decorating the bottom of my mugs !:-) hugs Jan xx

Charlotte Puddifoot
Date: 4/28/2017 8:40:00 AM

oh there's an art to dunking, jan! you have to time it precisely to avoid clagging at the bottom of the mug! lol my gran always used to do it (while watching the snooker yaaawn) and she got me into it, but when i think about it, it is a bit gross!

Jan Allison
Date: 4/28/2017 8:26:00 AM

ha ha ha Charlotte - I had to get up in the night to write this on a scrap of paper and I will put the record straight I DO NOT dunk biscuits ever in fact I was mortified when my hubby taught my son how to dunk as I think its a horrid thing especially with the clag at the bottom of the mug:-) hugs Jan xx