Till We'Re Dead

There’s taxes on underwear, dresses and ties,
and taxes on ointments your grandmother buys.

There’s taxes on food at your local D.Q.
and taxes on food even good for you too!

You’re taxed on most services; and you are taxed
if you get your most private areas waxed.

You’re taxed every year (it should be a crime)
on the same house and car that you bought just one time!

The plan for which all your work’s taxes went in,
when finally used, you’ll be taxed for again!

You’re taxed more for smoking! You’re taxed if you fly.
Your loved ones get taxed on your stuff when you die!

Rich brats have their loopholes and still get ahead.
But most of us won’t find relief till we’re dead.


Inspired by Carolyn Devonshire's "Taxing Times" Contest

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011



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Date: 7/10/2016 6:36:00 PM
It's the same the whole world over Petal, pay up and look happy lol, great couplets. Take care, Richard
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Date: 6/8/2012 10:55:00 AM
Oh, so true - I wish I could send this one to our prime minister David Cameron, lol
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Date: 3/10/2011 5:26:00 AM
Just reviewing some of your work and this one caught my eye; great! and painfully true.
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Date: 2/22/2011 11:05:00 AM
Congratulations on your win Andrea in Carolyn Devonshire's contest "Taxing Times". Love, Carol
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Date: 2/18/2011 3:56:00 AM
I had to read this to my hubby! We were laughing so much..we live in Copenhagen..25% sales tax on EVERYTHING!!! Good write!
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Date: 2/4/2011 5:01:00 PM
Uh-Oh...another comment that will get me in trouble soon...this poem should have placed MUCH higher. Wonderful, Andrea! Congratulations on your WIN in Carolyn's "Tax Time" contest. Best wishes, KC
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Date: 2/4/2011 1:58:00 PM
Very clever! And so true! Thanks for the chuckle! Ellen
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Date: 2/4/2011 11:35:00 AM
So apt are your words. Many congratulations Andrea on your win in Carolyn's contest....:)
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Date: 2/3/2011 6:38:00 PM
Congratulations on the well deserved win in the contest, Andrea
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Date: 2/3/2011 5:46:00 PM
Oh a really good one Andrea.. good luck with this in the contest my friend and a super title too.. with luv..
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Date: 2/3/2011 11:58:00 AM
Congratulations Andrea, on your worthy presentation for a top ten place. Agape, Moses
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Date: 2/2/2011 9:49:00 PM
So very true Andrea and so poetic.many congratulations for this win.
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Date: 2/2/2011 7:08:00 PM
How did I miss reading this one earlier? This is an excellent ensemble of couplets that deserved to win in Carolyn's contest.
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Date: 2/2/2011 5:50:00 PM
Great one Andrea. congratulations. Love, Joyce
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Date: 2/2/2011 4:31:00 PM
excellent poem on the terrible tax situation. yeah liked esp the fourth stanza == ain'that the truth! congrats on your win
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Date: 2/2/2011 2:35:00 PM
Congrats on your well deserved win, Andrea. Nice going. xxxRalph
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Date: 2/2/2011 1:24:00 PM
Cute poem, Andrea. Had some problems with the "there's" instead of "there are." Might have been another way to maintain the syllable count, but I did enjoy the poem. Congratulations on your win. The competition was very strong, so take pride in your accomplishment! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 2/2/2011 1:20:00 PM
wonderful humor in this piece, congrats on your win in the contest
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Date: 2/1/2011 9:14:00 AM
I just knew you would not be able to resist this one ha ha. It is the truth most of us will be dead and they will still want taxes from us. Good luck on the contest. Love Phyl
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Date: 1/31/2011 7:49:00 PM
Ha ha* lol*I love it Andrea, yawn to all the prices I see right now.. they are ridiculous & boring* I think I will stick to my maids cooking/ D.Q. lol. what a place to work at. By the way! Taxes and hate is what makes the world go round$$ I had my own busine$$ & felt guilty charging taxes. So I had a senior citizens menu & good prices & gave my customer a break sometimes. U would be surprise on who where the ones crying about the taxes.*the rich people.. now that's ironic. don't u think,..p.d.
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Date: 1/31/2011 5:50:00 PM
Two things in this world you got to do, Andrea! Die when the time comes, and "pay thoes taxes!"!!!!!!!!!!! Smile, Cool couplet, best of wishes. Agape, Moses
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Date: 1/31/2011 4:52:00 PM
I don't know where those loopholes are or I'd be jumping through them to save money. Good luck in the contest, Diane (Shouldn't it be there are taxes instead of there's taxes?) Not sure.
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Date: 1/31/2011 4:19:00 AM
Wow Andrea! That is really Soupmail! Great poem and best of luck in Carolyn's contest! Yes sometimes taxes are a shame. In Germany you have even pay tax on you pension and tax on gas is very high as it is for everything. Well written, enjoyed the read!...Love, Gert
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Date: 1/30/2011 9:38:00 PM
Got it ..thankxx ..again..Andrea.. and good luck in this contest too..with your great imagination girl... chart topper luv..
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Date: 1/30/2011 2:00:00 PM
A dream is a dream or is it? Do poets lie? Sometimes we do, don't you think so? Then they even tax the dead, at least i think so. A great write and a poem that made me smile, Take care. Jancarl
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