Till We'Re Dead

There’s taxes on underwear, dresses and ties,
and taxes on ointments your grandmother buys.

There’s taxes on food at your local D.Q.
and taxes on food even good for you too!

You’re taxed on most services; and you are taxed
if you get your most private areas waxed.

You’re taxed every year (it should be a crime)
on the same house and car that you bought just one time!

The plan for which all your work’s taxes went in,
when finally used, you’ll be taxed for again!

You’re taxed more for smoking! You’re taxed if you fly.
Your loved ones get taxed on your stuff when you die!

Rich brats have their loopholes and still get ahead.
But most of us won’t find relief till we’re dead.


Inspired by Carolyn Devonshire's "Taxing Times" Contest
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Seal Avatar
July 10, 2016 at 6:36 PM
It's the same the whole world over Petal, pay up and look happy lol, great couplets. Take care, Richard
Horne Avatar
June 8, 2012 at 10:55 AM
Oh, so true - I wish I could send this one to our prime minister David Cameron, lol
Eklund Avatar
March 10, 2011 at 5:26 AM
Just reviewing some of your work and this one caught my eye; great! and painfully true.
Brown Avatar
February 22, 2011 at 11:05 AM
Congratulations on your win Andrea in Carolyn Devonshire's contest "Taxing Times". Love, Carol
Reid-Hansen Avatar
February 18, 2011 at 3:56 AM
I had to read this to my hubby! We were laughing so much..we live in Copenhagen..25% sales tax on EVERYTHING!!! Good write!
Calhoun Avatar
February 4, 2011 at 5:01 PM
Uh-Oh...another comment that will get me in trouble soon...this poem should have placed MUCH higher. Wonderful, Andrea! Congratulations on your WIN in Carolyn's "Tax Time" contest. Best wishes, KC
Fahey Avatar
February 4, 2011 at 1:58 PM
Very clever! And so true! Thanks for the chuckle! Ellen
Fraser Avatar
February 4, 2011 at 11:35 AM
So apt are your words. Many congratulations Andrea on your win in Carolyn's contest....:)
Mehta Avatar
February 3, 2011 at 6:38 PM
Congratulations on the well deserved win in the contest, Andrea
Sweetheart Avatar
February 3, 2011 at 5:46 PM
Oh a really good one Andrea.. good luck with this in the contest my friend and a super title too.. with luv..
Freeman Avatar
February 3, 2011 at 11:58 AM
Congratulations Andrea, on your worthy presentation for a top ten place. Agape, Moses
Mannan Avatar
February 2, 2011 at 9:49 PM
So very true Andrea and so poetic.many congratulations for this win.
Pettit Avatar
February 2, 2011 at 7:08 PM
How did I miss reading this one earlier? This is an excellent ensemble of couplets that deserved to win in Carolyn's contest.
Johnson Avatar
February 2, 2011 at 5:50 PM
Great one Andrea. congratulations. Love, Joyce
Dufresne Avatar
February 2, 2011 at 4:31 PM
excellent poem on the terrible tax situation. yeah liked esp the fourth stanza == ain'that the truth! congrats on your win
Taylor Avatar
February 2, 2011 at 2:35 PM
Congrats on your well deserved win, Andrea. Nice going. xxxRalph
Devonshire Avatar
February 2, 2011 at 1:24 PM
Cute poem, Andrea. Had some problems with the "there's" instead of "there are." Might have been another way to maintain the syllable count, but I did enjoy the poem. Congratulations on your win. The competition was very strong, so take pride in your accomplishment! Love, Carolyn
Roberts Avatar
February 2, 2011 at 1:20 PM
wonderful humor in this piece, congrats on your win in the contest
Babcock Avatar
February 1, 2011 at 9:14 AM
I just knew you would not be able to resist this one ha ha. It is the truth most of us will be dead and they will still want taxes from us. Good luck on the contest. Love Phyl
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January 31, 2011 at 7:49 PM
Ha ha* lol*I love it Andrea, yawn to all the prices I see right now.. they are ridiculous & boring* I think I will stick to my maids cooking/ D.Q. lol. what a place to work at. By the way! Taxes and hate is what makes the world go round$$ I had my own busine$$ & felt guilty charging taxes. So I had a senior citizens menu & good prices & gave my customer a break sometimes. U would be surprise on who where the ones crying about the taxes.*the rich people.. now that's ironic. don't u think,..p.d.
Freeman Avatar
January 31, 2011 at 5:50 PM
Two things in this world you got to do, Andrea! Die when the time comes, and "pay thoes taxes!"!!!!!!!!!!! Smile, Cool couplet, best of wishes. Agape, Moses
Locksley Avatar
January 31, 2011 at 4:52 PM
I don't know where those loopholes are or I'd be jumping through them to save money. Good luck in the contest, Diane (Shouldn't it be there are taxes instead of there's taxes?) Not sure.
Knop Avatar
January 31, 2011 at 4:19 AM
Wow Andrea! That is really Soupmail! Great poem and best of luck in Carolyn's contest! Yes sometimes taxes are a shame. In Germany you have even pay tax on you pension and tax on gas is very high as it is for everything. Well written, enjoyed the read!...Love, Gert
Sweetheart Avatar
January 30, 2011 at 9:38 PM
Got it ..thankxx ..again..Andrea.. and good luck in this contest too..with your great imagination girl... chart topper luv..
Campi Avatar
January 30, 2011 at 2:00 PM
A dream is a dream or is it? Do poets lie? Sometimes we do, don't you think so? Then they even tax the dead, at least i think so. A great write and a poem that made me smile, Take care. Jancarl
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