This Cat's Clearly Different

There's a cat I know sits at a table Napkin 'round her neck knife and fork in tow She sleeps in a bed demands satin sheets Without a canopy overhead her night's not complete This cat's clearly different but is she all that special Not really, you say -- OK. Here's what's extra-terrestrial She climbs up on the toilet with utmost care sniffs around Then she presses the lever FLUSH! with great fanfare and sound No big deal, you say that she doesn't use a litter Well -- ha, ha -- the problem is she's not a toilet-seat sitter After she flushes, she goes all over the floor then claws toilet paper into dozens of pieces or more -- Yellow streaks everywhere She marches, tail high, right out the door So refined when dining and going to sleep This cat's bathroom etiquette is that of a sheep -- I always thought I'd have to live 'till a hundred and thirty to see a cat leave a room filthy and dirty!