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Things Santa Will Miss

Covid won't let kids sit on Santa's knee To discuss presents 'neath their Christmas tree He will miss their warm hugs And sweet smiles on their mugs But won't miss on knees kids who tend to pee Entry for Alexis Y's "Christmas Limerick Poetry" Contest Tied for First Place win in the Contest

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Gershon Wolf

Date: 12/26/2020 5:07:00 PM

And don't forget to tell Santa, "Don't eat the yellow snow!" Congrats, Bob, on your winning limerick. Hope you're enjoying a wonderful holiday season. Blessing and Bounty, Gershon

Robert L. Hinshaw
Date: 12/27/2020 7:06:00 AM

Always enjoy your witty comments, Gershon! Best on you and yours for a Happy, Healthy and Prosperous New Year! Bob H

Mark Koplin

Date: 12/26/2020 1:14:00 PM

Congratulations on your win! Love it!

Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 12/26/2020 7:50:00 AM

Good one Robert. :) Congratulations on the win! Linda

John Watt

Date: 12/25/2020 5:01:00 PM

I never thought of this before, but I'm sure it happens! Fun lim, Bob - congrats for your win and merry Christmas to you ~ John

Alexis Y.

Date: 12/25/2020 4:12:00 AM

Lol! Robert, I laughed out loud reading this one. Congratulations on your 1st place win. Merry Christmas, my friend:-) Alexis

Robert L. Hinshaw
Date: 12/25/2020 6:51:00 AM

Glad you enjoyed Alexis - thanks for considering it worthy of a First Place win in your contest - it was a fun contest. Merry Christmas - Bob H

Darlene De Beaulieu

Date: 12/12/2020 8:22:00 AM

Hello Robert Hinshaw, yes Santa will miss a lot of things. Except being peed on his knee. Enjoy your day my friend.

Darlene De Beaulieu
Date: 12/12/2020 2:23:00 PM

Hello Bob, you are welcome my friend. yes lets hope that 2021 will be a better year for everyone. Merry Christmas.Darlene De Beaulieu.

Robert L. Hinshaw
Date: 12/12/2020 9:38:00 AM

Thank you, Darlene. Hopefully 2021 will be a better year for everyone! Merry Christmas! - Bob H

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 12/9/2020 8:49:00 PM

Hello Bob … I guess Old Santa can do without that warm feeling - thanks Bob - Lindsay

Robert L. Hinshaw
Date: 12/10/2020 9:54:00 AM

Ho, Ho, Ho! Lindsay you covered it well! A Merry Olde Christmas to you and your loved ones. Hopefully, 2021 will be a better year for all of us - Bob H

Panagiota Romios

Date: 12/9/2020 7:03:00 PM

Great sense of humor Plus limerick... Pangie xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 12/5/2020 11:37:00 AM

One Occupational Hazard no one will miss! Aloha! Rico

Robert L. Hinshaw
Date: 12/5/2020 12:41:00 PM

You got that right, Rico! Mela kaliki maka meka hau' oli makahiki hou!