The reason I may not always seem normal

Conversation with my hubby: "Wen what day is it?" "It's Monday" "What time is it ?" "9.30pm" "So is it Monday today or tomorrow?" "Its Monday now. After midnight tonight it will be Tuesday." "What time is it tomorrow?" "Time hasn’t started tomorrow. We have nothing planned for tomorrow. Were you thinking we did?" "No, the garbage goes out Monday but its not picked up til Tuesday" "Yes but I already put it out on the street" "That my job." "I am glad you remembered that, but you haven’t done it for a long time." "Well I will do it tomorrow." "OK you can bring it in tomorrow. I always bring Tony’s in too. He is ill and Nancy doesn’t get home til after dark." "Were is the key to their gate? " "We don’t have a key to their gate." "I need a key." "When you bring their bin in tomorrow just leave it outside the gate if its locked. They don’t lock it usually on garbage days" "I will go now and bring them in." "No they haven’t been emptied yet." "Today is Monday. There is no need for you to get them." "Yes but its my job to take them out. I must get them in so I can take them out on Monday." "Today is Monday. There is no need for you to get them." "Yes but its my job to take them out. I must get them in so I can take them out on Monday." "Ok, I don’t care. I am going to bed. Good night." "Wendy wake up, where are the pegs that hold the liner in place in the bins?" "They are on the back patio, I took them off so that the liner will fall out when the garbage is collected." "I need to put them back on. Its my job to take the pegs off." "OK" "Where are next doors pegs?" "They don’t use a liner, they aren’t messy like us. I am going back to sleep." 20 minutes later…" Wendy, wake up.. I need help." "What do you need help with?" "I need help picking up all the garbage off the pavement. Our bin tipped over. There is garbage every where." "OK. I am coming."