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Experienced Female Mechanic Goes On a Man Hunt

I'm searching for a new man. (My lemon quit on me.) I'm a discerning seeker. (The smallest dent, I'll see!) I want a younger fellow; (Low mileage is a must.) Required is great get-up-and-go (an engine with no rust). He should desire me in his lap. (Seat warmers feel so good.) He's gotta be in tiptop shape. (I'll know what's under the hood!) Low-maintenance, I value. (oil changes quarterly) He must look good and make me proud. (Buffed shine, I love to see.) Trustworthiness, I so desire. (Don't like those tow truck calls!) He must always keep pace with me. (Don't want a thing that stalls.) April 1, 2017--entered in Brian Strand's April 2017 Premier Contest

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Date: 10/17/2021 5:42:00 PM
I love this! So fun and my fav!
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Date: 12/11/2016 2:53:00 AM
This is a very different kind of writing. Written with grace. Congratulation. All the best.
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 12/11/2016 7:12:00 AM
Thanks so much, Augustus! Janice
Date: 11/18/2016 4:18:00 AM
Congrats well-done x great write x
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 11/18/2016 7:39:00 AM
Thanks so much, Wendy. Janice
Date: 11/17/2016 11:47:00 PM
i like where you took the hunting game, janice... bravo and congrats!..huggs
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 11/18/2016 7:41:00 AM
Thanks so much, Nette. Janice
Date: 11/17/2016 4:56:00 PM
This was a great take on the theme, very interesting and I liked it. Well done!
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 11/17/2016 5:26:00 PM
Thanks so much, Casarah! Janice
Date: 10/21/2016 8:50:00 PM
Loved it made me smile...Seren
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 10/21/2016 9:14:00 PM
Thanks so much, Seren! Janice
Date: 10/18/2016 10:41:00 PM
Brilliant Janice. Well done.
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 10/18/2016 10:44:00 PM
Thanks so much, Jean! Janice
Date: 10/16/2016 6:19:00 PM
Ha! great job!
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 10/16/2016 7:43:00 PM
Thanks, Luke! Janice
Date: 10/16/2016 5:36:00 PM
A well deserved win, congratulation!
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 10/16/2016 7:44:00 PM
Thanks, Sarita! Janice
Date: 10/16/2016 3:48:00 PM
Your poem made me chuckle, Janice. Congrats on your win. Agnes
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 10/16/2016 7:44:00 PM
Thanks, Agnes! Janice
Date: 10/16/2016 1:08:00 PM
love this Janice! well deserved top placement sweet lady! :)-luloo
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 10/16/2016 7:45:00 PM
Thanks, Luloo! Janice
Date: 10/16/2016 11:37:00 AM
So clever !!! So cute !! This one make me laugh !!! Good job, Janice !! Congrats to you!!
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 10/16/2016 1:05:00 PM
Thanks so much, Carrie. I'm glad you got a kick out of it. Janice
Date: 10/16/2016 9:43:00 AM
Congratulations for topping the chart with this fabulous poem, Janice.
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 10/16/2016 1:06:00 PM
Thanks so much, Afzal. Glad you liked it. Janice
Date: 9/14/2016 10:43:00 AM
Janice, now this is funny! Brilliant might be a better word. I love this and am going to fav it!
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 9/18/2016 1:39:00 PM
Daniel, you have made my day! Thank you so much. Janice
Date: 9/14/2016 1:41:00 AM
great humour Janice I I'm sure Cyndi will have fun judging this one:-) hugs Jan xx
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 9/14/2016 9:01:00 AM
Thanks so much , Jan. Janice

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