Kory Calhoun Poet Limerick

That Must'Ve Hurt

There once was a young man from New Paltz
Who performed tricks at bowling league halls
One day with his yo-yo
His teammates screamed: "OH, NO!"
When the darn toy got caught 'round their balls!



For Deborah Guzzi
There once was a man from Dunkirk contest

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Kash Poet February 4, 2011 at 3:12 PM This is really funny Kory!Thanks for your congratulatory message(and humour)at my page.

Andrea Dietrich January 30, 2011 at 8:44 PM REreading this funny one. I forgot to rate it a 7 last time I saw it!

Wilma Neels January 24, 2011 at 6:10 AM Yikes that must have hurt, hehe.. Enjoyed this Kory, congratulations on your win in DG's contest :) WN

Carrie Richards January 21, 2011 at 10:02 AM OUCH....guess I am glad I'm not a guy !! Funny !!!

Carolyn Devonshire January 19, 2011 at 11:57 AM Kory, so happy to see this one in the winners' circle! Congratulations. Love, Carolyn

Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen January 19, 2011 at 10:00 AM Naughty but funny! Congratulations on oyour win. Lovingly, Dane Ann

Carol Sunshine Brown January 19, 2011 at 6:04 AM Congratulations Kory on your win in Deborah Guzzi's contest. Love, Carol

Andrea Dietrich January 18, 2011 at 8:15 PM Hahaha. I really like yours, Kory. This is a very well deserved win. Luv, Andrea

James Fraser January 18, 2011 at 12:40 PM Ouch oucy Kory, nice one. Congrats on your win....:)

Linda-Marie Sweetheart January 18, 2011 at 12:16 PM Congrats Kory on your big win in the Limerick contest by Debbie... a great one.. enjoy your top ten victory today with luv .. much more success to come my friend...

Diane Locksley January 18, 2011 at 11:34 AM Ouch, that had to hurt Kory but it made me laugh. Congratulations! Best to you, Diane

Sara Kendrick January 18, 2011 at 9:24 AM Congratulations ...Sara

Andrea Dietrich January 17, 2011 at 8:52 PM hahaha,I hope this one scores!! Luv, Andrea

Barbara Gorelick January 17, 2011 at 6:59 PM Ewww..he needs to practice...This made me laugh to picture it...welcome to the soup. BG

Linda-Marie Sweetheart January 17, 2011 at 5:27 PM Kory this is fun and fantastic too.. good luck in the contest and appreciate your warm comment to my entry as well.. my sons all bowl in leagues and this is so apropos to the game.. haha...good one .. look for it on the winners list luv..

Sara Kendrick January 17, 2011 at 1:16 PM Great LOL work..Reads like a winner for sure..Keep the pen flowing creative work..Welcome to soup..May your stay be long with many more creative post..Your presence at my work was like a ray of sunshine this cloudy afternoon..Sara

Carolyn Devonshire January 17, 2011 at 11:53 AM That's a riot, Kory. You have a great limerick here and I wish you success in Deb's contest. Also want to welcome you to Poetry Soup! We always enjoy seeing new talent come on board. Thanks for stopping by. Enjoy your time here! Best Wishes, Carolyn

Elaine George January 17, 2011 at 9:07 AM This is too.....funny. Thank you for sharing. Lainie

Doris Culverhouse January 17, 2011 at 7:13 AM Phew....poor guy....LOL

Anthony Nutter January 17, 2011 at 3:15 AM Nice write and I feel the pain. Excellent entry into the contest.