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That Must'Ve Hurt

There once was a young man from New Paltz
Who performed tricks at bowling league halls
One day with his yo-yo
His teammates screamed: "OH, NO!"
When the darn toy got caught 'round their balls!



For Deborah Guzzi
There once was a man from Dunkirk contest

Copyright © Kory Calhoun | Year Posted 2011

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Kash Poet Date: 2/4/2011 3:12:00 PM This is really funny Kory!Thanks for your congratulatory message(and humour)at my page. Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 1/30/2011 8:44:00 PM REreading this funny one. I forgot to rate it a 7 last time I saw it! Login to Reply

Wilma Neels Date: 1/24/2011 6:10:00 AM Yikes that must have hurt, hehe.. Enjoyed this Kory, congratulations on your win in DG's contest :) WN Login to Reply

Carrie Richards Date: 1/21/2011 10:02:00 AM OUCH....guess I am glad I'm not a guy !! Funny !!! Login to Reply

Carolyn Devonshire Date: 1/19/2011 11:57:00 AM Kory, so happy to see this one in the winners' circle! Congratulations. Love, Carolyn Login to Reply

Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen Date: 1/19/2011 10:00:00 AM Naughty but funny! Congratulations on oyour win. Lovingly, Dane Ann Login to Reply

Carol Sunshine Brown Date: 1/19/2011 6:04:00 AM Congratulations Kory on your win in Deborah Guzzi's contest. Love, Carol Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 1/18/2011 8:15:00 PM Hahaha. I really like yours, Kory. This is a very well deserved win. Luv, Andrea Login to Reply

James Fraser Date: 1/18/2011 12:40:00 PM Ouch oucy Kory, nice one. Congrats on your win....:) Login to Reply

Linda-Marie Sweetheart Date: 1/18/2011 12:16:00 PM Congrats Kory on your big win in the Limerick contest by Debbie... a great one.. enjoy your top ten victory today with luv .. much more success to come my friend... Login to Reply

Diane Locksley Date: 1/18/2011 11:34:00 AM Ouch, that had to hurt Kory but it made me laugh. Congratulations! Best to you, Diane Login to Reply

Sara Kendrick Date: 1/18/2011 9:24:00 AM Congratulations ...Sara Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 1/17/2011 8:52:00 PM hahaha,I hope this one scores!! Luv, Andrea Login to Reply

Barbara Gorelick Date: 1/17/2011 6:59:00 PM Ewww..he needs to practice...This made me laugh to picture it...welcome to the soup. BG Login to Reply

Linda-Marie Sweetheart Date: 1/17/2011 5:27:00 PM Kory this is fun and fantastic too.. good luck in the contest and appreciate your warm comment to my entry as well.. my sons all bowl in leagues and this is so apropos to the game.. haha...good one .. look for it on the winners list luv.. Login to Reply

Sara Kendrick Date: 1/17/2011 1:16:00 PM Great LOL work..Reads like a winner for sure..Keep the pen flowing creative work..Welcome to soup..May your stay be long with many more creative post..Your presence at my work was like a ray of sunshine this cloudy afternoon..Sara Login to Reply

Carolyn Devonshire Date: 1/17/2011 11:53:00 AM That's a riot, Kory. You have a great limerick here and I wish you success in Deb's contest. Also want to welcome you to Poetry Soup! We always enjoy seeing new talent come on board. Thanks for stopping by. Enjoy your time here! Best Wishes, Carolyn Login to Reply

Elaine George Date: 1/17/2011 9:07:00 AM This is too.....funny. Thank you for sharing. Lainie Login to Reply

Doris Culverhouse Date: 1/17/2011 7:13:00 AM Phew....poor guy....LOL Login to Reply

Anthony Nutter Date: 1/17/2011 3:15:00 AM Nice write and I feel the pain. Excellent entry into the contest. Login to Reply