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Teacher Or Cheater

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I cannot believe she’s a teacher Perhaps she’s an alien creature She’s constantly crawlin’ Her speelings appawlin’ Like Tiger Woods she is a cheater! * Some years ago Tiger was discovered to be cheating on his wife so perhaps Tiger should be re named cheetah! Also the word teacher is an anagram of cheater! 5/24/19

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Maurice Rigoler

Date: 6/2/2019 8:48:00 AM

Gee, and I thought I was clever with words. You have me beat, dear Jan. Yes, I was shaken by the experience rather than stirred, and I haven't had a martini since. I'll stick with wine, thank you, and preferably without the olive! / M

Jan Allison
Date: 6/2/2019 9:11:00 AM

You inspire me with your words my friend:-) hugs Jan xx

Kai Michael Neumann

Date: 6/1/2019 3:59:00 AM

Nice one ...

Jan Allison
Date: 6/1/2019 4:32:00 AM

thanks Kai:-) hugs Janxx

Anisha Dutta

Date: 5/27/2019 11:49:00 PM

VERY NICE. All the best

Jan Allison
Date: 6/1/2019 4:31:00 AM

thanks Anisha:-) hugs Jan xx

Jack Horne

Date: 5/27/2019 2:29:00 PM

LOL, Cheetah of the Undead...it gets scarier

Jan Allison
Date: 5/27/2019 4:13:00 PM

lol Jack:-) who knows but I am always wary of cheaters lol:-) hugs jan xx

Michelle Faulkner

Date: 5/26/2019 3:49:00 PM

I never even noticed the 'teacher/cheater' connection - got a laugh out of 'speelings appawlin' - very funny!

Jan Allison
Date: 5/27/2019 5:26:00 AM

I had fun with the poem which incidentally was written in my lunch break... at school lol:-) hugs jan xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 5/24/2019 5:01:00 PM

I suspect you have seen too many teachers with spots before their eyes? Meanwhile, Tiger continues swinging his club in championship form and the money rolls in! Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison
Date: 5/27/2019 5:26:00 AM

lol Rico,I will say nothing but having worked in schools for many years ... lol:-) hugs jan xx

Gordon Mcconnell

Date: 5/24/2019 3:23:00 PM

Nice one Jan, expertly penned so indeed and trust things holding up at your end and hubby's keeping strong. Blessings, Gordon

Jan Allison
Date: 5/24/2019 3:30:00 PM

Thanks Gordon he is just on the way back from the airport albeit 4 hours delayed I can't wait to see him its been a tough week without him. Hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 5/24/2019 1:01:00 PM

- Perhaps this is in many cases more common than we think, Jan :) - Great written :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 5/24/2019 1:05:00 PM

I worked in schools for many years lol I will say no more!:-) hugs Jan xx