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Susie's Epitaph

That muffled sound you hear is Susie. She’s still talking. What a doozie! At her appointed time to die, her mouth refused, and that’s no lie. September 13, 2018, entered in Jesse Rowe's Funny Epitaph Contest November 16, 2020 entered in Brian Strand's Quat-ro Your Four Line Poetry Contest Placed 1st August 23, 2021 entered in the Your Best Four-Line Light verse No 2 Poetry Contest Sponsor: L. Milton Hankins Placed 1st

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Michelle Faulkner

Date: 9/24/2021 11:50:00 AM

Quite the epitaph for Susie! Congratulations!

Beata Agustin

Date: 9/24/2021 1:40:00 AM

Wow! Congrats! Thanks for sharing this, and the chuckle it creates. God bless you.

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 9/23/2021 3:22:00 PM

that is a very well done humorous epitaph, /big congrats on your awesome win

Sam Kauffman

Date: 9/23/2021 10:47:00 AM

So witty Janice! I'm sure Susie is talking God's ear off! Congrats and three cheers for your win!

Janice Canerdy
Date: 9/23/2021 2:46:00 PM

Thanks so much, Sam! Janice

Christuraj Alex

Date: 9/23/2021 9:41:00 AM

Wow! Such fun in four lines. Beautiful! Congratulations!

Janice Canerdy
Date: 9/23/2021 2:46:00 PM

Thanks so much, Christuraj. Janice

Susan Ashley

Date: 11/23/2020 6:56:00 PM

Lol! Your witty pen is sharp, Janice. Funny and fantastic! Congratulations for your excellent win in Brian's contest.. ~Susan

Janice Canerdy
Date: 11/23/2020 7:34:00 PM

Thanks so much, Susan.

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 11/19/2020 4:39:00 PM

this is so witty. Big congrats on the win.

Janice Canerdy
Date: 11/19/2020 4:59:00 PM

Thanks so much, Andrea. Janice

Alexis Y.

Date: 11/19/2020 6:36:00 AM

Hi Susie, Congratulations on your 1st place win. Have a great day:-) Alexis

Janice Canerdy
Date: 11/19/2020 6:50:00 AM

THANKS so much, Alexis. :-) Janice

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 10/5/2018 3:53:00 AM

I know this woman, and I cannot stop laughing. When she enters the break room at work, people leave, as she never pauses for anyone else to speak.

Janice Canerdy
Date: 10/5/2018 8:46:00 AM

I know her too, Caren! Thanks so much for your comment. Janice

Silent One

Date: 9/19/2018 2:22:00 PM

Omg! Haha... this one is excellent.

Janice Canerdy
Date: 9/19/2018 3:58:00 PM

THANK YOU so much, S.O.! Janice

Warren Doll

Date: 9/15/2018 5:13:00 PM

So funny and clever, Janice. Well done.

Janice Canerdy
Date: 9/17/2018 4:14:00 PM

Thanks so much, Warren! Janice

Arturo Michael

Date: 9/14/2018 9:09:00 PM

Full of life...Bless her...All the best Janice

Janice Canerdy
Date: 9/15/2018 11:55:00 AM

Thanks, Arturo! Janice

Sandra Haight

Date: 9/14/2018 8:39:00 AM

A great one, Janice! Love it! Hugs, Sandra

Janice Canerdy
Date: 9/14/2018 8:50:00 AM

Thank you so much, Sandra! Janice

Chris Green

Date: 9/14/2018 8:07:00 AM

This was funny Janice. Sounds like someone I know. : )

Janice Canerdy
Date: 9/14/2018 8:50:00 AM

Thank you so much, Chris! Janice

Line Gauthier

Date: 9/14/2018 6:36:00 AM

LOL good one, Janice.

Janice Canerdy
Date: 9/14/2018 8:48:00 AM

Thanks so much, Line! Janice

Winged Warrior

Date: 9/14/2018 6:18:00 AM

Excusey Susie lol...great write my friend...dying of laughter lol...love & light...^WW^

Janice Canerdy
Date: 9/14/2018 8:49:00 AM

WW, THANK YOU SO MUCH! Janice