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Stunning Sex Bits

Recently put flowers in my thinning coiffure To attract the girlies but wild animals it lured Started biting my parts Quite hard to disregard The part about my stunning sex bits for sure

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Judith S

Date: 2/27/2018 11:57:00 AM

Maybe try a different kind of flower?? lol

Jack Ellison
Date: 2/27/2018 12:02:00 PM

Grin... never thought of that!!! xoxox

Tom Cunningham

Date: 2/27/2018 9:27:00 AM

Is your voice high pitched now ? Bet they came back for dessert.

Jack Ellison
Date: 2/27/2018 9:33:00 AM

Too bad you can't hear this... it's certainly in the upper ranges of my vocal capabilities!!! Kinda girlie like!!!

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 2/27/2018 8:59:00 AM

What a redirect...lol

Jack Ellison
Date: 2/27/2018 9:30:00 AM

Never know myself where I'm headed... SURPRISE!!! xox

Maureen Mcgreavy

Date: 2/27/2018 7:43:00 AM

Stooping to smell the roses sounds a lil risqué...

Jack Ellison
Date: 2/27/2018 8:02:00 AM

Bizarre is also a good word!!! xoxox

Silent One

Date: 2/27/2018 6:24:00 AM

Oh dear, you should get that looked at!!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 2/27/2018 6:53:00 AM

I did and the doctors outfitted me with a unique new devise! It's revolutionary and still in it's experimental stage so I'm unable to describe in detail... sorry!!!