Carol Eastman Poet Limerick

Spring Limerick Time

The Roses are Red
The Violets are Blue
The sunshine has got in me
And the Devil has, too.

The Sunshine’s hit Dragon
Oh what will we do?
He poo’d on my Roses
Oh I know what I’ll Do!
So I Gave him a bath
Most wonderous thing!
He’ll be stuck in the tub…
Come Hell or next Spring!

I know, I know
But The Devil won’t let go!
So I’ll Run to McDonald’s
For them lucky guys 
These to bestow!

There once was a guy named Elliot
Who’s funny bone hasn’t broken yet-iot
But never fear… Grandpa Troll is here
Laughing and rolling on the floor like an id-iot

I know… I know… Don’t cry… at it!
Dragon’s the one who wrote-iot
Hey Dragon… I was THE ONE who started writing it… I say!
Well Yes… it WAS funnier that way
Well, OK! YOU WIN… I said with a grin… 
Your such a silly Dragon-iot… I said with shagrin
Think he’ll get that one… in the end?
Well, Maybe just incase, I’d better start running… I say 
My friends… won’t tell Dragon so it’ll be OK
Well…Maybe?… Naw… No Way!

And No…Dragon!  I Did NOT get Carried AWAY!
Naw… No Way!

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Mario De Paz April 25, 2015 at 11:08 AM Well, I see your dragon is filling your life with humour. Well penned

Thomas Martin April 23, 2015 at 12:09 PM Chuckles ad in finitum.. .

Jack Ellison April 3, 2015 at 6:06 PM You are a kook my dear Carol... and I mean that in the nicest way! LOL I should visit more often! My apologies! Loving hugs, Jack xxx

Andrea Dietrich March 14, 2015 at 5:23 PM Good to see you with more dragon poetry, Carol. you have a most entertaining style! A quick question. Is your new contest for newbies only? I didn't want to enter if it is for a certain group!! thanks! Carol Eastman March 15, 2015 at 10:22 AM The contest is for everyone.

Richard Lamoureux March 12, 2015 at 10:21 AM First Johns and now yours this has me chucking!

Njeri Hunjeri March 11, 2015 at 9:53 PM Lol i can feel the vibe here. See you in your other lines Carol: -)

Carol Eastman March 9, 2015 at 11:21 AM That was such a vast and fun Limerick War yesterday! And I even added into it! Dragon is estatic with all the fun that went on... Someday we'll need another one! Carol Eastman March 9, 2015 at 5:09 PM Jack Ellison was a great instigator and leader with John Wulf, Jan Allison and the others! Carol Eastman March 9, 2015 at 11:22 AM Thank you everybody who joined it... That much fun is a priceless treasure!

Tim Smith March 8, 2015 at 3:13 PM lol...this is great...I just wrote a limerick for Jack

Connie Marcum Wong March 8, 2015 at 2:10 PM This was humorous and made me laugh this morning Carol. Thank you for that!

Eileen Manassian March 8, 2015 at 1:20 PM HA HA! Lovely write, my dear. Dragon does keep you busy....Jack's funny bone keeps us all chuckling. Lovely. Hugs

Jan Allison March 8, 2015 at 12:57 PM made me chuckle Carol - and I'd dread the thought of a dragon sized poo in my garden lol