Sniffles For Contest

There once was a man from Montrose,
   Who always was blowing his nose.
   There was soon an issue,
   When he missed his tissue
   And blew it all over his toes.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2015



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Date: 2/5/2016 2:21:00 AM
George,, Congratulations on your wonderful limerick win. Luv ~LINDA~
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Date: 1/31/2016 1:05:00 PM
a fun limerick, george!.. congrats to you!..huggs
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George Seal
Date: 2/3/2016 4:36:00 AM
Hello Nette, it's so good of you to remark on my poem so kindly. I appreciate you doing so. My warmest regards to you. George.
Date: 1/31/2016 8:57:00 AM
George, Fantastic! Congratulations on your win in the Limerick Contest!
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George Seal
Date: 2/3/2016 4:31:00 AM
Thankyou Hans, i very much appreciate your kind comment on my poem. My regards to you. George.
Date: 1/31/2016 7:47:00 AM
...a technique referred to as the "snidel" often brings about the same result. Congrats on the placement in the contest
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George Seal
Date: 1/31/2016 8:44:00 AM
Hi John, thankyou for that bit of terminology,i'm not sure wich is the most unsavoury, that or blowing one's own trumpet. I do appreciate your very welcomed comment . My kindest regards . George.
Date: 1/31/2016 1:36:00 AM
Congrats on your icky win, George. Regards, Viv
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George Seal
Date: 1/31/2016 4:19:00 AM
Hi Viv, thankyou for commenting so aptly. I had a few sniffles at the time of writing it. But no issues i might add. My regards . George.
Date: 1/30/2016 7:42:00 PM
Funny and gross...a perfect limerick recipe. Way to go in contest!
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George Seal
Date: 1/31/2016 4:32:00 AM
Thankyou David, it's very good of you to comment so kindly. I appreciate you doing so. My regards. George.
Date: 1/30/2016 3:33:00 PM
EW! God one. Congrats. BG
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George Seal
Date: 1/31/2016 4:39:00 AM
Hello Barbara, thankyou for your comment, i do appreciate you doing so. My kindest regards. George.
Date: 1/30/2016 11:53:00 AM
this is GOOD and funny, George. Congrats in the contest.
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George Seal
Date: 1/31/2016 5:02:00 AM
Hello Andrea, thankyou for being so kind. It wasn't all a tissue of lies, i really did have some sniffles, but not the mishap. My warmest regards to you. George.
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George Seal
Date: 1/31/2016 4:52:00 AM
Hello Andrea, thankyou for being so kind. It wasn't all a tissue of lies, i really did have some sniffles, but not the mishap. My warmest regards to you. George.
Date: 1/30/2016 5:25:00 AM
Very funny! Congrats on your win!!
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George Seal
Date: 1/31/2016 5:02:00 AM
Hi Terry, i'm so happy you still think it is funny. Thankyou once again. My regards to you. George.
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George Seal
Date: 1/31/2016 4:43:00 AM
Hi Terry, i'm so happy you still think it is funny. Thankyou once again. My regards to you. George.
Date: 1/30/2016 3:24:00 AM
Congrats on ur awesome winning limerick george!
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George Seal
Date: 1/31/2016 5:02:00 AM
Hello Upma, you are so kind with your support once again. My kindest regards to you for doing so. George.
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George Seal
Date: 1/31/2016 4:56:00 AM
Hello Upma, you are so kind with your support once again. My kindest regards to you for doing so. George.
Date: 1/30/2016 2:30:00 AM
George,, Congrats on your LIMERICK win. ** SKAT **
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George Seal
Date: 1/31/2016 9:03:00 AM
Hi Jan, fully recovered thankyou. I have the perfect tonic now a month in Lanzarote if you please. Hasta la vista. My kindest regards. George.
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George Seal
Date: 1/31/2016 5:00:00 AM
Thankyou SKAT, i very much appreciate your support once more. Kindly accept my warmest regards. George.
Date: 1/29/2016 6:18:00 PM
Very Very funny George I loved this one congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx
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Jan Allison
Date: 1/31/2016 9:10:00 AM
Oh how wonderful to get away George I too could do with a break and some sunshine to beat away these dull grey winter days:-0 hugs Jan xx
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George Seal
Date: 1/31/2016 9:08:00 AM
Hi Jan, i guess i am not fully recovered i have posted your reply in SKAT'S box above. Or maybe it is just me getting a little excited. Regards. George
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Jan Allison
Date: 1/31/2016 6:37:00 AM
Hope you are feeling better now George:-) hugs Jan xx
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George Seal
Date: 1/31/2016 4:28:00 AM
Hello Jan, thankyou i had all the ingredients at my fingertips, or should i say nose. Wintertime sniffles and a box of tissues. Your contest was the best medicine ever, my warmest regards to you. George
Date: 12/23/2015 5:57:00 PM
Funny! Very funny!!
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George Seal
Date: 12/31/2015 12:00:00 PM
Thankyou Terry, my regards to you. George.
Date: 12/23/2015 5:56:00 PM
Funny! Very funny!!
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George Seal
Date: 12/31/2015 12:04:00 PM
As above, thankyou.
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George Seal
Date: 12/31/2015 12:01:00 PM
As above, thankyou.
Date: 12/23/2015 11:19:00 AM
That's brilliant! lol : )
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George Seal
Date: 12/31/2015 12:03:00 PM
Many thanks Mark, i appreciate your kind remarks. My regards to you. George.
Date: 12/23/2015 9:39:00 AM
ewwww grossly disgusting but funny.
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George Seal
Date: 12/23/2015 5:10:00 PM
Yes Lin it is but thats what the lady asked for. Thanks for commenting, my regards to you . George.
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