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Sex Education For Kids

A day at the zoo can be tough As animals tend to play rough So mom said, "Whoa! Its time to go!" When bull elephants did some stuff

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Elaine George

Date: 6/8/2022 3:31:00 AM

Too funny! Saving this one on my favorite list. My great-nephew will get a kick out of it.

Rico Leffanta
Date: 6/8/2022 11:11:00 AM

Mahalo, Elaine! Aloha!

Valsa George

Date: 4/26/2022 10:59:00 PM

Interesting limerick, Rico . It is from nature/ animals that children learn the first lessons in sex !

Rico Leffanta
Date: 4/27/2022 11:12:00 AM

Yes, many learn from the family dog rather than their parents! Aloha!

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 4/26/2022 10:16:00 PM

This made me laugh! Your Limericks always do Rico. You are able to express the perfect imagery to get a laugh. Kids will ask when they are curious. Schools need to keep out of it until higher grades. Bravo! A Fave! Blessings xxoo

Rico Leffanta
Date: 4/27/2022 11:11:00 AM

Thank you Connie! Happy to see you are back in the stream of things! Aloha!

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 4/26/2022 3:41:00 PM

Very fun one!!! I saw a video the other day that some guy put on FB and it showed kids groaning as a gorilla gave a BJ to his femaie companion. I was astounded. They are THAT human???

Rico Leffanta
Date: 4/26/2022 8:43:00 PM

I have a photo on flickr of a buck giving a doe such a good licking that her lubricant sails on the wind in a solid stream for a good 2-metres. I regretted not having video, as the buck's tongue techniques would have benefited mankind. At least you, and others, now know oral sex is natural, and hopefully, like Bess Truman, know, "The Buck stops here!" Aloha!

Swetha Vangaveti

Date: 4/26/2022 3:34:00 PM

Age-appropriate sex education is necessary! Nice Limerick you have presented.

Ilene Bauer

Date: 4/26/2022 12:17:00 PM

Ha! Good one, Rico! I recently commented to my son, “Look - your goldfish are fighting!” He replied, “That’s what I tell the kids they’re doing…”

Rico Leffanta
Date: 4/26/2022 2:51:00 PM

TV censors prohibited mommy and daddy from sleeping in the same bed, but people and puppets beating the crap out of each other was always OK, leaving Soup poets to wonder why people are so cruel today! Aloha!

L Milton Hankins

Date: 4/26/2022 11:37:00 AM

That's kind of sad, Rico. She should have explained to the kid what they were doing. After all, he may have peeked through a crack and seem similar before. Who knew!

Rico Leffanta
Date: 4/26/2022 2:50:00 PM

When the chimps at Honolulu Zoo were unwrapping Christmas gifts, the "baby" chimp got a teddy bear. Seeing no hole between the legs, it bit one, raped it, then bit the nape of the bear's neck before tossing it aside like the toy it was, yet not one parent in the crowd explained to their child what was happening. Perhaps they went home and read the Edgar Rice Burroughs version to their children? Aloha!