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Schoolgirl Crush

I’m dreadfully angry with Martin
He posted footage of me fartin’
'twas a terrible shock
It’s all over Tik Tok
Guess Martin and I will be partin’

01/29/22

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Lindsay Laurie

March 11, 2022 at 7:28 PM

Hello Jan ... you might get a job advertising baked beans Jan - thanks again - Lindsay

Eve Roper

February 16, 2022 at 6:21 PM

to cute, Jan.

Jennifer Proxenos

February 10, 2022 at 12:07 PM

I needed a good laugh and you gave me one with this fartin/partin poem! Hugs and blessings , Jennifer

Delice Arleen Skelly

February 4, 2022 at 3:47 AM

Soooo funny....Delice

Lindsay Laurie

February 3, 2022 at 4:01 PM

G'day Jan ... think of the people whose day you lifted Jan. Perhaps you can return the compliment on Martin - thanks Jan - Lindsay

Scott Thirtyseven

February 2, 2022 at 3:22 AM

Fabulous, love the smile on me face.

Gershon Wolf

February 1, 2022 at 7:24 PM

Can't blame you, Jan... I hate it when people post pictures of me fartin.' ~ Mr. Bean(s)

Mark Koplin

February 1, 2022 at 5:39 PM

It sounds like you were blown away!

Valsa George

January 31, 2022 at 6:37 PM

What a terrible betrayal... ! Poor girl, sufficient reason for the school girl to be parting from Martin...!

Kim Rodrigues

January 31, 2022 at 5:16 PM

Sure enough! She was crushed!

Arjun Jangid

January 31, 2022 at 5:03 PM

It's disgusting to make a video for Tik Tok as a gentleman. Lovely written. Have a funny day Jan

Terry Flood

January 31, 2022 at 12:58 PM

Well I’m blowed, that dis-gust-ing behaviour. Ha ha. Another fun Limerick from Soup’s Limerick queen. Terry

Tania Kitchin

January 30, 2022 at 4:03 PM

Ha ha, a funny one Jan, love your humor! Hugs

Regina Mcintosh

January 30, 2022 at 8:01 AM

Wonderful writing. Love it. God bless you Jan. Love, Gina

Andrea Dietrich

January 29, 2022 at 10:50 PM

Great job with this one, funny lady.

L Milton Hankins

January 29, 2022 at 1:00 PM

Funny, funny! I thoroughly enjoyed it. Still chucking. Yes, I'd say if she can't handle that, they should be partin'!. Schoolgirl crush; Martin crushed!