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Schoolgirl Crush

I’m dreadfully angry with Martin He posted footage of me fartin’ 'twas a terrible shock It’s all over Tik Tok Guess Martin and I will be partin’ 01/29/22

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Lindsay Laurie

Date: 3/11/2022 7:28:00 PM

Hello Jan ... you might get a job advertising baked beans Jan - thanks again - Lindsay

Eve Roper

Date: 2/16/2022 6:21:00 PM

to cute, Jan.

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 2/10/2022 12:07:00 PM

I needed a good laugh and you gave me one with this fartin/partin poem! Hugs and blessings , Jennifer

Delice Arleen Skelly

Date: 2/4/2022 3:47:00 AM

Soooo funny....Delice

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 2/3/2022 4:01:00 PM

G'day Jan ... think of the people whose day you lifted Jan. Perhaps you can return the compliment on Martin - thanks Jan - Lindsay

Scott Thirtyseven

Date: 2/2/2022 3:22:00 AM

Fabulous, love the smile on me face.

Gershon Wolf

Date: 2/1/2022 7:24:00 PM

Can't blame you, Jan... I hate it when people post pictures of me fartin.' ~ Mr. Bean(s)

Mark Koplin

Date: 2/1/2022 5:39:00 PM

It sounds like you were blown away!

Valsa George

Date: 1/31/2022 6:37:00 PM

What a terrible betrayal... ! Poor girl, sufficient reason for the school girl to be parting from Martin...!

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 1/31/2022 5:16:00 PM

Sure enough! She was crushed!

Arjun Jangid

Date: 1/31/2022 5:03:00 PM

It's disgusting to make a video for Tik Tok as a gentleman. Lovely written. Have a funny day Jan

Terry Flood

Date: 1/31/2022 12:58:00 PM

Well I’m blowed, that dis-gust-ing behaviour. Ha ha. Another fun Limerick from Soup’s Limerick queen. Terry

Tania Kitchin

Date: 1/30/2022 4:03:00 PM

Ha ha, a funny one Jan, love your humor! Hugs

Regina Mcintosh

Date: 1/30/2022 8:01:00 AM

Wonderful writing. Love it. God bless you Jan. Love, Gina

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 1/29/2022 10:50:00 PM

Great job with this one, funny lady.

L Milton Hankins

Date: 1/29/2022 1:00:00 PM

Funny, funny! I thoroughly enjoyed it. Still chucking. Yes, I'd say if she can't handle that, they should be partin'!. Schoolgirl crush; Martin crushed!