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Santa Feels the Chill

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Santa struggled with a large heavy sack Fell and tore his pants on a chimney stack All his man bits were on show The north wind started to blow And sent an icy blast up his butt crack. Written 28th of November 2022 A Funny Christmas or December Holiday Limerick Poetry Contest. Sponsored by Tania Kitchin Syllables checked on how many syllables.

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Kim Rodrigues

Date: 12/8/2022 12:04:00 PM

Congratulations, Tom!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/8/2022 12:55:00 PM

Thank you very much for your congrats and return visit Kim Tom

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 12/4/2022 2:32:00 PM

My oh my. good one, tom, and Congrats

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/4/2022 2:44:00 PM

Thank you very much for your congrats Andrea, good news is, he's got new pants so all will be okay on Christmas eve lol. Tom

Terry Flood

Date: 12/4/2022 11:01:00 AM

There’s a chill wind in that there valley, Tom. Maybe Santa will manage a warm gust to ‘clear’ the air. Congrats. Terry

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/4/2022 2:46:00 PM

Lol thanks Terry, word on the street is he'd been knocking back the sherry when he slipped. Tom

Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 12/4/2022 7:05:00 AM

Hahaha Tom! Funny one! Congratulations on your win! :)

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/4/2022 2:46:00 PM

Thank you very much for your congrats Linda, glad you enjoyed it. Tom

Susan Ashley

Date: 12/3/2022 4:48:00 PM

Hahaha! Poor Santa, his struggles continue.. Such witty imagery, Tom. Your bawdy Holiday limerick still has me giggling. Congratulations for your excellent win in Tania’s contest. Warmest wishes for a wonderful Sunday.. ~Susan

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/3/2022 9:26:00 PM

Thank you very much Susan, wasn't sure if it was over the top or bottom in Santas case lol. I'm happy that you enjoyed the humour. Hope you're well and hope you too have a lovely weekend. Tom

Tania Kitchin

Date: 12/3/2022 3:25:00 PM

Tom, congratulations on your winning placement, a funny and clever one!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/3/2022 9:24:00 PM

Thank you very much Tania, I'm happy you enjoyed it. Got the inspiration when I came across the picture. Thanks too for hosting the contest. Have a lovely weekend. Tom

I Am Anaya

Date: 12/1/2022 7:44:00 PM

Lol, you've put Santa in another difficult position, ha I can't stop laughing, great picture!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/1/2022 8:56:00 PM

Thank you very much Anaya, it's bash Santa week, probably be on his naughty list now lol. Tom

Robert Gorelick

Date: 12/1/2022 6:11:00 PM

He's exposing his short cummings! Good luck in the contest

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/1/2022 8:54:00 PM

Lol he certainly is Robert, thank you. Tom

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 11/29/2022 8:21:00 AM

LOL! Santa’s fanny indeed sagging and pale.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/29/2022 8:28:00 AM

Thank you Kim, once he's been down a few chimneys he'll soon thaw out. Lol. Tom

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 11/29/2022 5:55:00 AM

Bet he did not feel the fun of this limerick.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/29/2022 6:56:00 AM

Thank you very much Victor, hopefully he'll thaw out by Christmas eve lol. Tom

Valsa George

Date: 11/29/2022 5:19:00 AM

Oh so sad ! You always land poor Santa on a precarious situation ! I wish to cover him with an woolly shawl... ! Lol

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/29/2022 6:57:00 AM

Thank you Valsa, I'm sure with all the whiskey people left for him he's glowing inside lol. Tom

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 11/28/2022 10:45:00 PM

Great write Tom an experience Santa will remember for the rest of his eternal life. Blessings Jennifer.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/28/2022 11:31:00 PM

Thank you Jennifer, he certainly will lol. Tom

Gershon Wolf

Date: 11/28/2022 7:28:00 PM

Tom, you have outdone yourself with this one. You've certainly cracked me up (as well as Santa)! lol. Thanks, gw

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/28/2022 11:31:00 PM

Thank you very much Gershon, I thought the morality police would have pounced on me by now, lol. Tom

Joseph May

Date: 11/28/2022 3:35:00 PM

Lol, nice one Tom

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/28/2022 11:30:00 PM

Thank you Joseph, glad you enjoyed it. Tom

Malabika Ray Choudhury

Date: 11/28/2022 2:11:00 PM

Ha ha, Tom! You came up with a naughty one!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/28/2022 2:16:00 PM

Thank you very much Mala a bit on the bawdy side lol. Tom

Ilene Bauer

Date: 11/28/2022 12:58:00 PM

very funny, tom! sounds like it should do very well in the contest - good luck!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/28/2022 1:13:00 PM

Thank you very much Ilene, I'm happy that you enjoyed it. Tom

Arlo Parker

Date: 11/28/2022 12:34:00 PM

Ho, ho, oh!!! No long johns??? He, he, he. ~;o)

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/28/2022 1:12:00 PM

Thank you very much Arlo, glad you enjoyed the humour. Tom

Vijay Pandit

Date: 11/28/2022 11:55:00 AM

Despite the freeze, he delivered the presents. Fun read, Tom.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/28/2022 12:34:00 PM

Thank you Vijay thankfully it happened near the end of his delivery. Tom

Jenna Logan

Date: 11/28/2022 10:57:00 AM

Well, that photo is a vision that'll be difficult to forget! Naughty, naughty, and hilariously funny!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/28/2022 11:04:00 AM

Thank you very much Jenna, sailed a bit close to the wind lol. Glad you enjoyed it. Tom

Demetrios Trifiatis

Date: 11/28/2022 10:54:00 AM

Hilarious! Poor Santa! Hope he would have better luck next New Year, my friend Tom. Blessings!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/28/2022 11:02:00 AM

Thank you Demetrios, I hope so too, that's what happens when you rush around. Tom

Sara Kendrick

Date: 11/28/2022 10:21:00 AM

Reads like a good contender to me for the contest. Poor Santa. He is having a bad night. Thanks for sharing and for dropping by my page. Sara

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/28/2022 10:27:00 AM

Thank you very much Sara, nothing worse than the cold lol. Tom

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 11/28/2022 8:59:00 AM

:))) ... his precious parts will freeze to blue ... poor thing :) - GL in the contest :) - hugs

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/28/2022 9:02:00 AM

Thanks Anne, poor Santa, I've got an old pair he can have lol. Tom