Sandy Is It Safe

I have a friend that's on day two of a three day cleanse and has to go caffeine free (Oh The Horrors!) This is just a little something I came up with to cheer her up... Sandy is it safe? Or should we continue to hide Seems to me you're now caffeine free For the very first time in your life In your endeavor I wish you luck But please do hurry Starbucks stock just dropped I know you're doing this for you and the family But have you stopped to think of the economy Sandy is it safe? Is your head drumming that jungle beat Should Scott and the girls slip out the back Count their losses over their lives and take to the streets They've stuck to you like glue Through all of life's ups and downs If you must know the truth They're going to miss having wife and mom around Sandy is it safe? Seems to be the question of the day Wait..this is only day two, are you kidding me?! Between you and me we were all hoping for three!! Don't worry we just sent a search party out looking For caffeine free 5 hour energy We'll have you back to normal in no time Well as normal as you'll ever be! One last question I pose Which brings this all to a close Sandy is it safe?